The Axis needs a third member!

[Tee Kay]

[US bashing]The US might as well add itself to the list[/US bashing]

Even better, scrap the whole concept.

 

[Irish Caesar]

Is Palestine's government ineligible due to not being an independent nation?

 

[Azale]

That would be including a "group" like Hamas, and that's against official Axis of Evil rules. We gotta do this by the book.

 

[Irish Caesar]

That would be including a "group" like Hamas, and that's against official Axis of Evil rules. We gotta do this by the book.

That's why I asked before nominating.

Zimbabwe, then.

 

[Zarn]

I'd say Russia. They had different government forms, but all of them seem to govern in an authoritarian manner. It is just more of the same with them.

 

[sysyphus]

And that accidental invasion of Lichtenstein? Was that truly accidental, or was it a training exercise for future plans?

That's what I was thinking, that and their blatant refusal to join the EU. The bastards are up to something and I know it.

I think I'm going to develop a general mistrust of all foreigners just to be safe.

 

[Zarn]

That's what I was thinking, that and their blatant refusal to join the EU. The bastards are up to something and I know it.

I think I'm going to develop a general mistrust of all foreigners just to be safe.

Does Alberta count as foreign?

 

[Evie]

Obviously the addition of Québec to the Axis of Evil is only a result of an imperialistic western desire to steal our oi...I mean, hot women.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Does Alberta count as foreign?

No, we're just Texas Jr.

 

[Leonel]

Well why does there need to be a third member? I always thought it was like a checklist of targets like a grocery list.

 

[Lotus49]

Arabia, Saudi.

All steak. No sizzle.

 

[Babbler]

The axis needs some experience this whole "evil" thing, so I add the Secret Nazi Antarctician base (complete with Hitler's Brain).

It's the axis of evil, old school.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

The axis needs some experience this whole "evil" thing, so I add the Secret Nazi Antarctician base (complete with Hitler's Brain).

It's the axis of evil, old school.

Can we also add Zombie Mussolini's Hidden Island of Secretness?

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

And that accidental invasion of Lichtenstein? Was that truly accidental, or was it a training exercise for future plans?

Perhaps a foreshadowing of Alpine Anschluss?

Oh, and we should add Zaire (not the Congo) to the list, because they gave us Ebola.

 

[CaptainF]

Switzerland... definitely the Swiss.

You be askin' for trouble from this here Swissman?

 

[JollyRoger]

We should add the weakest country we can find - that way we might actually win the inevitable war.

 

[Truronian]

You can only have two countries on an axis of evil, and they would surely have to be on opposite sides of the world. Therefore, I suggest either:

a) Argentina and China
b) Saudi Arabia and French Polynesia
c) The Kerguelen Islands and Montana

 

[sysyphus]

You can only have two countries on an axis of evil,

Good point! Once a third country is added it can no longer be an axis. It would have to become a Cartesian Plane of Evil.

And what's with all of this picking on Quebec anyway?

Sure they've committed some unforgiveable crimes against humanity like Celine Dion and the Montreal Canadiens, but they've also blessed the world with poutine and Bonhomme.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Good point! Once a third country is added it can no longer be an axis. It would have to become a Cartesian Plane of Evil.
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What a name.

 

[Julian Delphiki]

Watch telly, people!

Colbert report 28.03 declared Italy as this weeks third member of axis of evil, whereas southpark told that your oldest enemy UK will rise to fill the void left by Iraq .