The Battle of the Nerds

What is the best truth-seeking profession?


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ID, if you are going to claim the pen for the engineers, I see no reason to not claim binary manipulations for me and my buddies.

That's cool, but it's going to take a lot of your buddies (and a lot of paper) to keep up with the FLOPS accomplished by this silicon chip that my engineering buddies have designed ... ;)


(@Steph: I was just kidding around; feigning shock at the notion that you would allow a fellow countryman to impugn the good names of engineers everywhere. ;) (you are an aeronautical engineer, aren't you? I may be mis-remembering that actually)).
 
A mathematician, a scientist, and an engineer are each put at one end of a hallway, with a gorgeous, naked and eager member of the opposite sex at the other end. They're told that during each second, they will be allowed to advance up to one-half of whatever distance remains between them and their goal. The mathematician and scientist immediately walk away, saying, "everyone knows that the series 1/2, 3/4, 7/8, ... never reaches or exceeds 1".

The engineer waits until they're gone and says, "Well technically, yeah, but after a few dozen iterations, I'll be close enough for all practical purposes." :groucho:
 
(@Steph: I was just kidding around; feigning shock at the notion that you would allow a fellow countryman to impugn the good names of engineers everywhere. ;) (you are an aeronautical engineer, aren't you? I may be mis-remembering that actually)).
Well, I'm a software engineer for aeronautics to be precise. But you know, we are so much above the common people that we don't notice it when they try to say something against it.
If a ant try to spit on your face, it barely rich the soles of your shoes :p
 
That's cool, but it's going to take a lot of your buddies (and a lot of paper) to keep up with the FLOPS accomplished by this silicon chip that my engineering buddies have designed ... ;)

I have two words for you : Microsoft Vista. :p
 
Scientists obviously. Engineers & mathematicians just do the dirty work.

Mathematics is a dirty business? Who knew!
 
Mathematicians need nothing but their minds; You Bastard (Discworld) being an example of this. Scientists and engineers both need mathematics. :p
A mathematician, a scientist, and an engineer are each put at one end of a hallway, with a gorgeous, naked and eager member of the opposite sex at the other end. They're told that during each second, they will be allowed to advance up to one-half of whatever distance remains between them and their goal. The mathematician and scientist immediately walk away, saying, "everyone knows that the series 1/2, 3/4, 7/8, ... never reaches or exceeds 1".

The engineer waits until they're gone and says, "Well technically, yeah, but after a few dozen iterations, I'll be close enough for all practical purposes." :groucho:
A mathematician, a scientist, and an engineer are each given 200m of fence by a wealthy philanthropist, and told that they can have as much land as they can fence in with it. The engineer makes a 50x50m square, and the scientist makes a circle 200m in circumference. The mathematician takes one metre of fence, wraps it around himself and says "I define myself to be outside of the fence".
 
The poll sucks without the inclusion of philosophers, who would obviously win!
 
Academics lie all the time, engineers are the greater liar though, less supervision and reviews, and its just like a job. I voted mathematician because its the one lhardest to do so, maths is logical and hard to fudge, or at least in my laymans eye. I have worked as a research asst long enough to know that some scientists are willing to bend the results to their hypothesis, or as the called it, the fundamental fudge factor.l
 
Go > Chess
 
I will admit that I should have not used the word "truth-seeker" - all I wanted was a thread where we can debate the 'merits' of quantitative academics. :p
 
Just about anything > Go and Chess

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Engineers, they actually do stuff rather than talk about it.
 
Well, pboily did say it was mental masturbation... ;)
I was never any good at doing stuff in my head. I guess thats what they mean when they say that Engineers get Mathematicians to do it for them? A very hands on profession.
 
I will admit that I should have not used the word "truth-seeker" - all I wanted was a thread where we can debate the 'merits' of quantitative academics. :p
Judging purely on coolness factor, then mathematicians FTW!
 
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