Hello everyone! welcome back to our Hip Hoppity odyssey!
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In story moai spammer, will you stop breaking the 4th wall!
but how else will i get supplies to build a tardis 
how about ebay?
pfft, i'll just BUY a tardis off ebay
well....ok!

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Justinian: Alright, it's been a turn, can i overthrow byzas now narrator?
sure
Justinian: Okay, just let me get my friends together for the coup
5 minutes later
Mr.Random:hey guys look! i finally get some lines!
Discord:*sips tea*
Constantinople: Let's Konquer everyone else and then begin a reign in spain

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Eipesab: Yo dawg, i heard you like the euphrates, so we added some tigris to your euphrates!*holds up a sign that says 'laugh'*
Amingo Montoya: Has anyone seen a six fingered man around here recently?
Siddhartha

onies!
Corporal Hitler: How much did the holla cost, yo!
Civ 2 military advisor:BUILD CITY WALLS!
Civ 3 trade advisor: *insert complaint here*
Justinian: Now that i have all my friends here, oh and hitler
Hitler: so i'm not your friend

Justinian: nope, but you can be my advisor of memes and parodies

Hitler:Yay!
Justinian:Okay, now, when i gain control of the state, you guys will become:
Justinian:Oh, and if you were a governor of anything already, you stay a governor of that.
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Siddhartha: Hey Hey everybody, were here to shout that the magic of justinian is what it's all about and we thought we were*shot*
*Blows on revolver like a cowboy* No Equestria Girls references siddhartha, i thought we agreed that it never happend!
Siddhartha:...helping justinian win the crown...
*shot again*
Justinian: hmm... hitler, can you sing the exact something as siddhartha did please?
Hitler:NEIN!
Justinian:fine... ok, everyone! overthrow byzas and make me your leader!
Theodora: Why should we listen to you, you disgrace of a byzantine emperor!
Justinian:I love you too, honey bunny
Hitler: What if i burn down
the reichstagbyzas's palace and blame it on
the communists his mother!
Justinian:GENIUS!
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Byzas:Why are you overthrowing me, random citizens?
Random citizen 52: Because you caught yo moma's crazy virus!
Byzas:*shrugs* im okay with this
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Justinian: Yay! Now, hitler, go explore some more and mr.random, throw us a party!
Mr.Random:Okay!
Hitler: okay...*sob*
Q: not so fast!
Justinian: What's wrong, science advisor?
Q:*blushes* i'm an advisor!
Data: what am i?
Justinian: Co-advisor of science

Data: yay!
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Meanwhile in the middle east
Hitler: Hey look, a civ!
Gilgamesh: Was up dawg, you like my braids!
Hitler: are you an aryan?
Gilgamesh:no
Hitler: Then forget you buddy!
Gilgamesh: whatever civ he's from must be really good with diplomacy
Salad-in: hello my name is-
Hitler: ARE U ARYAN?
Salad-in:arywhat?
Hitler*slams door*
Hitler: Hello there, hot mama

Cleo: Let me guess, your going to ask me if an aryan or not?
Hitler: How about you come by my place and we create the master race, baby
Cleo: ew...have you looked in a mirror at all your whole life?
Hitler: How about i meet jew at nein a clock at my place?
Cleo: do you want me to call HR like gilgamesh did?
Hitler: About i give you some of my human resources?
Cleo: I'm going to slowly back away now...
Hitler: Oh come on! I know this great bar called "The Gas Chamber" that we can have a drink at! They even have a karaoke machine with hits like i got jew babe and Hip Hoppity odyssey!
Cleo:*Slams door*
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Justinian: Hitler, i think we need to talk about your diplomatic skills...
Hitler: What did cleo tell you...
Justinian: actually, the narrator told me everything.
Hitler:What did he tell you....
Justinian: That you Harassed cleo and discriminated against salad-in and gilgy.
Hitler:Fine, i'll let you meet the leaders first from now on...
Justinian: Stupid americans beat us to polytheism
Mr.Random: should i throw a party?
Justinian:no
Eipesab: sire, gilgamesh has bronze working...
Justinian:crap...
Discord:Hmm... anatolia here i come!
Asoka:Hello!
Justinian:Hai
Siddhartha: Daddy! I see your following the one true religion!
Asoka: I'm not your daddy...
Hitler: Are you an aryan?
Asoka: why yes i am, i am a vedic aryan
Hitler:*fist pump*
Siddhartha: I see that both me and hitler agree that your a swell guy, daddy!
Justinian: Leave now before he asks you how babies are made...
Asoka:*escapes through trap door*
Kinkaz: Hmm... the empire is coming together quite nicely
Justinian: So it is!
Constantinople: Sire! Excellent news! We have copper near thessalonika!
Justinian:Excellent!
Civ 2 military advisor: BUILD CITY WALLS!
will we build city walls? or will we not? find out next time on this tale of mis-shapen proportions!