The Fanatical - October 26, 50 B.C.

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The Fanatical
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Volume 4
October 26, 50 B.C.


WAR!
After intense negotiations, the Viking Empire delcared a state of war with the New United Fanatican Kingdom. According to several sources, the final declaration came when Fanatican ambassadors refused to hand over gold to the Vikings. Immeadiately after the declaration, Fanatican troops were sent into an area where it was believed the Vikings had built a settlement.
On a more updated related note, this settlement, Roskilde, was found. A few minor skirmishes occured, after which a Fanatican diplomat 'convinced' the residents to overthrow their Viking oppressors and pledge alligence to Queen Jayne the Fanatica. Word has it that top officials wish to stunt the grow of the community, so it's residents may be moved to another, more desirable, location.

Queen Jayne announces abdication
In a shocking announcent, Queen Jayne has announced that she will leave the NUF thrown. Across the kingdom, people were shocked at the announcement. "I owe every doughnut I've ever had to her!" said a local peasent.
A movement has begun across the kingdom to send doughnuts to their beloved queen, as a show of thanks.
In late breaking realted news, it appears that the Queen is not completely retiring from politics. She will be running to become Fanatica's first female Royal Five-Star General.
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Another short, yet late, edition. As always, comments and other newsworthy stories are welcome here. I'm off to bed...
 
I had a doughnut while reading The Fanatical, enjoyed both tremendously, than had a little chocolate, and will now go home to my sleeping family and make them a pancake breakfast. This is really the Best News, eh?

Has anyone heard how the Vikings got to NUF? I can not comment in my official capacity, but there a rumors flying of access to a world outside our own continent!
 
The Fanatical does not wish to deal with unsupported rumors, though many a field reporter has pointed out this possibility of another land.
Then again, how could that be possible! If one sails beyond the view of Fanatican shores, they disappear into a great black void...
 
Some say that if you set off to the east you will arrive in the west!
Do the vikings live in the void?
 
Evil exists in the Void; The Vikings are evil, therefore the Vikings must live in the Void!! There, irrefutable proof!!! ( :lol: )
 
Originally posted by Leowind
Evil exists in the Void; The Vikings are evil, therefore the Vikings must live in the Void!! There, irrefutable proof!!! ( :lol: )

Otherwise known as QED (Quite Easily done!). And for an encore Leowind will now prove the black is white and get run over on the Zebra crossing. :):)
 
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