The Great Laughs Thread.

[WhiteEagle22]

Here is where we all can post our jokes and funny one-liners. Funny pictures are also acceptable, but include at least a joke with words or a funny one-liner. Also allow someone else to post before you post another one/ Use the spoiler tag to hide the punch lines of jokes.

Here are a few ones to start it off:
How do you keep cool at a football game?

Spoiler :

Sit by a fan.

Daylight Savings Time - why do they save it and where do they keep it?
Many have been burned in the stock market by picking up a hot tip.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?

Spoiler :

Because he was a dirty, double-crosser!

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
To make your dreams come true, you have to stay awake.

Enjoy!

 

[philippe]

there is a whole forum for that, it's called humour and jokes.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

There's a subforum especially for this kind of thing. Get yer moving boxes out, because I suspect this thread is going on a little trip

http://forums.civfanatics.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21

Having said that. Let me tell you about a friend of mine. His arms are very short, but at least he tells realistic fishingstories.

 

[Alpine Trooper]

If the jokes are this good in Alberta I can't wait to get there.

 

[aneeshm]

 

[Narz]

 

[Turner]

Moderator Action: Moved to H&J.

 

[WhiteEagle22]

Thanks and sorry! Guess I'll look harder next time...