The Island Game

Unfortunately, West Teklneronus probably cannot survive an unending onslaught of about every country in the world. Our Missile-Adjusted EMP's take out all terminators in 100 mile radii for about 6 days. West Teklneronus is doomed to be destroyed if they do not surrender.
Andaran government petitions the allowance of Killfirelandiumayasta's (Killfirelandium if you would prefer that) space lasers. If everyone signs it, then they shall be allowed. Andara also wishes for the Republicans, Xox Xooklia, and Killfirelandiumayasta to declare war upon West Teklneronus. We could really use your Ninjas about now.
 
A small number of TSS elite troops have landed a small beachhead on WT. More forces are rapidly pouring in.
 
Andaran troops have also taken the Gay Kingdom Council's capital, and are entrenched in it currently.
 
Goddamn it, don't you people know we exist? We've been fighting against the Council forces and WT too.

To the Constitution Forces: Okay, Fine, we were bored. We apologize for the random missile strikes, and promise to only strike the Council forces. We send you 1000 IFTIX Tanks as a token of apology.

Trichomedia signs the military alliances/emabrgoes against WT and the Council Forces. We use killfirelandiums space lasers to rain death on West Teklneronus, and fire missiles at Council-Held Territory to help weaken their defenses.
 
WT reflects all lasers onto enemy missles, take their foothold, and take over: East Selachima, South New Britain, the East coast of the Constitutionalists, and every part that the enemy took, we relieved the enemy capital. Oh, and they weren't terminators you destroy, they were clones. Which can be easily remade. Terminators are pretty much indestructible in large numbers, and they are in large numbers. They also have GIGANORMOUS firepower with hugely advanced weapons. And we assasinate all enemy leaders, except the incometent ones, and also sabotage every enemy city with a population of 10000 or more. And we fire our own lasers, which enemy space telescopes cause to refelct upon the nations. We will show no mercy.
 
I'm just going to ignore your ridiculous notions.

Breaking News Story

Last night, former president of Technantis William J. Bryan tragically passed away. He had a heart attack at 45 years of age. In accordance with the presidential succession, Vice President Harding McCloud is now president of Technantis.

In a presidential conference yesterday, McCloud announce that "the Republic...will no longer be viewed as the weaklings of the world." McCloud, often branded as an aggressor by his friends, has announced a more aggresive foreign policy will be carried out. He gave announcements that the Republic will launch an invasion of West Teklneronus in order to end the war.

In matters of the Gay Civil War, McCloud has declared that the country will provide full military assistance to the Constitutional forces. McCloud has mobilized the TSS Advent and her support fleet to escort a shipment of five armored divisions to the Constitutional forces.
 
WT reflects all lasers onto enemy missles, take their foothold, and take over: East Selachima, South New Britain, the East coast of the Constitutionalists, and every part that the enemy took, we relieved the enemy capital. Oh, and they weren't terminators you destroy, they were clones. Which can be easily remade. Terminators are pretty much indestructible in large numbers, and they are in large numbers. They also have GIGANORMOUS firepower with hugely advanced weapons. And we assasinate all enemy leaders, except the incometent ones, and also sabotage every enemy city with a population of 10000 or more. And we fire our own lasers, which enemy space telescopes cause to refelct upon the nations. We will show no mercy.

"Excellent. The device is working. He doesn't know he's just dreaming right now."
 
Well played. :goodjob:
 
:crazyeye: Both sides claiming that other side is dreaming :lol:
 
Okay, enough of this. West India Man, For the love of god, stop being so ridiculous. You're acting like Stylesrj. :p
 
True. We propose a West Teklneronus Removal treaty, that removes them from the game if they do not stop being ridiculous.
And West India Man really IS living in his own, little, confused world.
 
The Monetan President had before adopted the "I don't give a crap" stance on the West Teklneronus front, but he HATES powergaming. Unfortunately, the Monetian army is strained right now, so he settles with an embargo.

Military Embargo vs West Teklneronus
Andara, Selachima, Moneta
 
TSS will remain locked in a state of war!

News on the TGK front: Many divisions of Paratroopers have secured most of the Council-held state capitols. However they are now besieged by enemy forces, and we request the aid of all Constitution forces and its Allies to hold onto the state capitols and bring about a quick end to the civil war.
 
"People of the Republic! We have heard news of an unprovoked act of terrorism, that is an attack using an outlawed WMD to inspire terror in the hearts and minds of a populace so that the said populace will force its government to fold to the terrorists will, against the nation of Selachima. Its perpetrators? The fellow and supposedly responsible nation of West Teklneronus. They claim the attack was legitimate, owing to the conflict between the two nations in the civil war of the Gayest Kingdom, and the target being of a military nature, for it was the naval base of Phaeton Harbour. However it was clear in the minds of their government that the use of Royal Blue would cause a tsunami and unprecedented civilian casualties and would cause horrific damage to the East Coast of Selachima. Terrorism must not be tolerated. Illegal attacks on civilians MUST be stopped! We hereby declare absolute and total war on the nation of West Teklneronus and I have authorised the Guardians of our Nation to be allowed access to the Forms in their entirety so that they might design the most devastating weapons to break the back of the nation of West Teklneronus and to secure their government for trials by an international court. We also exempt our soldiers from their normal protocols as terrorists are not standard soldiers so why should we show them any respect? Any soldier many do whatever he or she wishes to any soldier, or their family, of West Teklneronus found to be resisting our removal of their government for international trial and indeed the families of government ministers or any other resistance fighters or forces that the nation of West Teklneronus fields. Only the government ministers will be taken alive everyone else will be dealt with via lethal force. I am truly sorry our neighbours have let it come to this."

Plato addressing the people of the Republic five hours after the Royal Blue incident was confirmed. The people of the Republic were so shocked he was forced to change the orders of the Council so that the soldiers must obey standard protocol but they are allowed to use lethal force if lethal force is used against them. Note the Republic has outlawed the use of lethal weaponry since it was first founded so this alone is a measure of the disgust the people of the Republic feel towards the nation of West Teklneronus and it is also a sign of trust in the Guardians for the Guardians now wield the weaponry and technology of the Guard, who are to preserve and uphold the principles and laws of the Republic and owe loyalty to the nation alone. They are the only people allowed to perform any violent action whatsoever on the island of the Republic, with the exception of children who do not know fully what they are doing. They are the Leviathan of the Republic for the philosophers among you.

"We also open the Sea-Wall to diplomats from other nations who may come to our fair nation so that we might decide international laws to govern and control the nations of this region and to allow fair and just dealing with of rouge nations. All nations including both sides in the Gayest Kingdom's civil war are invited to send ambassadors. Representatives of the terrorist organisation known as the Nation of West Teklneronus will be shot without question if they should dare to try to attend this meeting. It shall be held in Kallipolis."

A force of 50,000 Guardians left for West Teklneronus with a force of 100,000 aircraft to support and assist them (and form a solid wall of aircraft around the drones carrying the Guardians), almost all of these were drones. They parachuted into the capital after an intensive bombardment from the accompanying aircraft. 25,000 were sent to Selachima to assist in pushing back the Teklneronusians there and if they were not needed would be transferred to the theatre of the Gayest Kingdom to ensure its constitution is upheld.


Can the Andarans not hear? What of the rest of the world for that matter? Those speeches were broadcast on every frequency the Republic know except emergency service ones.

Anyway progress report for the Guardians.

Forces in West Teklneronus


The Guardians have swept across the landscape easily killing the foolish Teklneronus army, who seem to think they are Terminators and immortal. Fact is they are humans and like all humans they die when a laser hits them with pin-point accuracy in the back of the head from five miles away, dependent on weather conditions. Their technology is almost always right for the job, owing to the ability of the Council to perceive, and therefore mimic, the Form (see Plato on wiki or read a book summarising the ideas of Plato or ideally find the time and the money to go out and find a copy of his works, buy it and read it) of any object they choose. Thus the Guardians have almost a quarter of West Teklnerous, including the Andaran area. As of yet the terrorists still elude them but they will bring them to justice and they will be made to pay! This the Republic promises the nations of the world.

Forces in the Gayest Kingdom


As no further attacks seem to have been launched against Selachima the Guardians decided to land in the southern regions of the Gayest Kingdom, on the coasts, and push inland. Why land on the southern coast? Two reasons:

  • easier for the Republic to support its soldiers
  • to prevent the Council simply fortifying the south to the point where they cannot be removed without great hardship and loss of life.

Military Embargo vs West Teklneronus
Andara, Selachima, Moneta, the Republic

West Teklneronus Removal treaty
The Republic, signature to be removed if he begins behaving sensibly again,

Military Alliance vs West Teklneronus
Andara, Selachima, the Republic

Any other treaty that is an alliance or embargo or any other kind of diplomatic against the Council forces in the Gayest Kingdom and the terrorists of West Teklnerous can be considered signed by the Republic until the Council catches up on the sheer amount of treaties the nations of this world produce. Is anyone interested in attending a meeting as outlined above, in the quoted bit?
 
We apprehended a couple of drunken farmers on our south coast, no other invasion forces were seen.

We also believe that West India Man is attempting to powergame.
 
Military Embargo vs West Teklneronus
Andara, Selachima, Moneta, the Republic, Trichomedia

West Teklneronus Removal treaty
The Republic, Trichomedia, signature to be removed if he begins behaving sensibly again,

Military Alliance vs West Teklneronus
Andara, Selachima, the Republic, Trichomedia

Trichomedia sends an elite force of paratroopers and marines to take the two eye-shaped islands in the middle of the huge strange lake in WT. A few hours later, they report both islands taken.
 
Selachiman News has indeed confirmed that a large West Teklneronusese invasion force attempts to land on Selachima's east coast. However, they were attacking provinces with level 5 coastal forts (would've been level 10 if not for the tsunami) and all the West Tek forces were led by a skill 1 major general. They were easily repulsed, and now the Selachiman Air Force are bombing West Teklneronus itself. Thanks to the Airborne Assault Fortresses and new fighters with anti-missile countermeasures we have complete air superiority. The ground is crawling with clones and terminators, but that only made more targets for the bombers. Unlike the cowardly West Tek forces we only strike military targets.

In TGK new Selachiman tank divisions made great advance in the north and will soon approach the northern provincial capitals where TSS paratroopers are being besieged. West Tek forces are approaching the national capital, but with luck Allied reinforcements will get there first.

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