Seeing as nothing important is happening with the Story Challenge...
New Theme Music
When we last left off, Egypt's new army was conquering any city defended by fewer than 3 people. As it turned out, that was quite a lot of cities. The Celtic city of Yayoi (Not to be confused with Yaoi), for example, was conquered with relative ease.
"Actually sir, I'd say it was conquered with EXTREME ease!"
Well, it looks like Kate's mental conditioning finally payed off- I mean vacatio- ah forget it.
Also, I launched an assault on a major Celtic City. To my surprise, it actually fell.
Oh Snap. Does this mean I'm actually winning? ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING TO BEAT DEITY? Now, now- let's not get ahead of ourselves. We still have a lot of work to do. For example, the propaganda ministry needs to keep working.
That, and, of course, other things, like soldiers and stuff. But anyway. Mansa, meanwhile, was busy Nuking Saladin back to the stone age.
Well, as another user poited out, he was totally mooching off me, because my swords apparently rip through tank armor. I guess with my new tanks, I've gone....
Beyond the Sword
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well, that's it for now. Since this was a short update, I'm adding a question for you guys.
Question of the Update: Do you know why the propaganda reporters are named Kate and Donny? First one to figure it out get's a cookie.
So there.