The Journey of a Thousand Fails Begins With a Single Deity Game
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ilduce349
(Financial, Philo)
congrats! On this update you overtook Saladin. The list based on scores goes:
Mali
Inca
Celts
Egypt
Arabs
Zulu
Spain
Counting permanent alliances the score is:
Mali-Egypt
Celtic-Arabs
Inca
Zulu
Spain
Mali
Inca
Celts
Egypt
Arabs
Zulu
Spain
Counting permanent alliances the score is:
Mali-Egypt
Celtic-Arabs
Inca
Zulu
Spain
Duke of Britain
Emperor
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wow, this is for sure a fun story 
now go and explode some celts
now go and explode some celts
Copaczin
Philosophical, Creative
ALL FEAR THE ALMIGHTY ARMADA
Also, what is that purple thing in the second tank?
That would be what is know as a "Schlol". I hide them occasionally in my drawings, such as the promo posters. From now on, I intend to put them in all of the title cards.
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
Silly Izzy. Nuke her little galleon 
Copaczin
Philosophical, Creative
Update this Friday. Also, I thought it fitting to continue with the "Quotes out of Context Board"
"MOAR CATS, LESS CLAMS!!!" -Hoplitejoe
"Thank you for making me look like a weirdo" -Yoshi
"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan" -Yoshi
"I'M PLAYING AS A PYRO NEXT TIME." -Yours Truly
"GLORY FOR ULM! ANY ATTACKERS WILL CRASH!" - Civ'ed
"pfff, mali's totally mouching off of you, those tanks didn't do anything those swords ripped threw thier armor" -Inohotep
"I WAITED A MONTH FOR THIS?!?!?!?!?one?!?!?!" -ilduce
"i say you continue failing all the way up to the 20th century" -Hoplitejoe
"..also, what is that purple thing in the second tank?"
"the gun's longer than the boat..." -inohotep
"now go and explode some celts" -Duke of Britain
"MOAR CATS, LESS CLAMS!!!" -Hoplitejoe
"Thank you for making me look like a weirdo" -Yoshi
"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan" -Yoshi
"I'M PLAYING AS A PYRO NEXT TIME." -Yours Truly
"GLORY FOR ULM! ANY ATTACKERS WILL CRASH!" - Civ'ed
"pfff, mali's totally mouching off of you, those tanks didn't do anything those swords ripped threw thier armor" -Inohotep
"I WAITED A MONTH FOR THIS?!?!?!?!?one?!?!?!" -ilduce
"i say you continue failing all the way up to the 20th century" -Hoplitejoe
"..also, what is that purple thing in the second tank?"
"the gun's longer than the boat..." -inohotep
"now go and explode some celts" -Duke of Britain
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
Just a point, I didn't say Glory for Ulm but Ulmers gonna Ulm.
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Why do you call them Schlol's, Copaczin?
ilduce349
(Financial, Philo)
actually you said glory for Ulm when he declared war on HRE and laid siege to the city...
Copaczin
Philosophical, Creative
It's an acronym I "borrowed" from a particularly obscure meme, which I created a Safe-for-Work version of. The original was... not exactly something I'd want to put on the forums
, so I made a family-friendly version .
Copaczin
Philosophical, Creative
Hey!
Hey You!
What're you doing, browsing Civfanatics?! Don't you know there's a war on!?
"Are we winning?" What the @#($ kind of question is that? Of course we are! But we need your help to keep up the fight! "What can I do to help?" Well, you can start by buying a good ol' fashioned All-Egyptian style burger at Copaczin's Cheeseburger Land- That's what! Proceeds go right to the front lines!
You can also help by finding creative and cost-effective solutions to your problems. Take the city of Asturias, on Futuba Island. They needed a fresh water source, see? But did they cry like babies and ask for shipments from the mainland? OF COURSE NOT! We're Egyptian! So, they built a bridge all the way from Futuba to Goodsprings, and mined the water right out of the ground!
So, think you can handle that, pal? You bet ur' @#$ you can! "So what have our boys been up to", you ask? Well....
First thing's first. That wannabe princess Isabella demanded we stop being Jewish. Can ya believe that? Some nerve!
"What'd we do about it?" I'm glad you asked! We did what anyone would do in that situation. We politely declined...
...and blew her up.
Ain't it just grand be'n Egyptian?
That's One enemy down! But remember, we got 2 more to go! Well we celebrate our victory over the Spanish, our high command is drawing up plans to attack the Celts and Arabians!
And let's not forget our allies, the Mali. They've been fight'n their own war with those schmucks down south. Those Arabians are going up against Modern Armors with infantry!
"What about the Fallout?" What kind of question is that? There's almost no evidence to suggest nuh-cue-lar bombs leave any lasting effects. What could Possibly go wrong?
Eh, forget that! Just remember kiddo- we're gonna win this war! How? Just ask Private Ramses!
Hey You!
What're you doing, browsing Civfanatics?! Don't you know there's a war on!?
"Are we winning?" What the @#($ kind of question is that? Of course we are! But we need your help to keep up the fight! "What can I do to help?" Well, you can start by buying a good ol' fashioned All-Egyptian style burger at Copaczin's Cheeseburger Land- That's what! Proceeds go right to the front lines!
Spoiler :
You can also help by finding creative and cost-effective solutions to your problems. Take the city of Asturias, on Futuba Island. They needed a fresh water source, see? But did they cry like babies and ask for shipments from the mainland? OF COURSE NOT! We're Egyptian! So, they built a bridge all the way from Futuba to Goodsprings, and mined the water right out of the ground!
Spoiler :
So, think you can handle that, pal? You bet ur' @#$ you can! "So what have our boys been up to", you ask? Well....
First thing's first. That wannabe princess Isabella demanded we stop being Jewish. Can ya believe that? Some nerve!
Spoiler :
"What'd we do about it?" I'm glad you asked! We did what anyone would do in that situation. We politely declined...
Spoiler :
...and blew her up.
Ain't it just grand be'n Egyptian?
That's One enemy down! But remember, we got 2 more to go! Well we celebrate our victory over the Spanish, our high command is drawing up plans to attack the Celts and Arabians!
And let's not forget our allies, the Mali. They've been fight'n their own war with those schmucks down south. Those Arabians are going up against Modern Armors with infantry!
Spoiler :
"What about the Fallout?" What kind of question is that? There's almost no evidence to suggest nuh-cue-lar bombs leave any lasting effects. What could Possibly go wrong?
Spoiler :
Eh, forget that! Just remember kiddo- we're gonna win this war! How? Just ask Private Ramses!
Spoiler :
Attachments
ilduce349
(Financial, Philo)
what mod is this?
ilduce349
(Financial, Philo)
so global warming is in the vanilla game?
Never happened to me before...
Never happened to me before...
Copaczin
Philosophical, Creative
I'm playing BTS.
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Global Warming's in every version of IV. It occurs very late in the game, if at all.
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
I demand that you search and destroy every Spanish ship until you find the one that Izzy is inside
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
That's why it happens late game. If you play past or without Time victory (and often in the last 50-100 years of the game), it happens by itself as well - that's what I meant.
hoplitejoe
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and it only happens in helpful cities (ever)
