Moai_Spammer
Ave, True to Caesar!
What is the difference between yogurt and USA?
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture.
as an American, i definitely agree

What is the difference between yogurt and USA?
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture.
So, is that it for the anasthetic jokes?
What is the difference between yogurt and USA?
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo how to do it and live.
<Boy> Why did the chicken cross the road?
<Girl> Seriously?!?
<Boy> To get to the ugly witch's house.
<Girl> I don't get it??
<Boy> Knock,knock.
<Girl> ... Who is there?..
<Boy> The chicken.
Tim Vine won the "best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe" with a gem worthy of this thread:
"I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust."
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