The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

Arakhor · Jul 30, 2014

Oil be damned! He's a slimy cheater!

Mise · Jul 30, 2014

It was all the more surprising as his jokes didn't even go down that well.

PhroX · Jul 30, 2014

Even by the standards of this thread, those are corny...

Mise · Jul 30, 2014

It's a pun thread! Come on, you know the drill!

W|M · Jul 30, 2014

This thread is a Shell of its former self

Darth Caesar · Aug 1, 2014

It's obviously running out of gas.

salty mud · Aug 1, 2014

It's getting a bit boring, but there'll be a slick joke sooner or later.

Arakhor · Aug 1, 2014

Ooh, bad luck, Salty, you just repeated the first pun!

W|M · Aug 1, 2014

We have Standards, you know! :mad:

Uncle Sparky · Aug 2, 2014

The barrel of oil will be appearing in Grease next month.

NinjaCow64 · Aug 2, 2014

Uncle Sparky said:
The barrel of oil will be appearing in Grease next month.

Didn't think he'd be slick enough.

Moai_Spammer · Aug 2, 2014

Did you here about that one dude? He's putin the world ever so closer to war

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ok yeah, that pun was horrible

PhroX · Aug 4, 2014

I know this guy who goes around hitting fungus with a hammer. He really breaks the mould.

Arakhor · Aug 4, 2014

He must be a really fungi to hang around with.

NinjaCow64 · Aug 4, 2014

He is but his antics take up a lot of room. When he's breaking mould there not mush room to watch him.

Arakhor · Aug 4, 2014

Spore's the pity, eh?

PhroX · Aug 5, 2014

It doesn't matter how hard times get, I refuse to ever work in a coal mine. It's beneath me.

W|M · Aug 5, 2014

At least you're not working in a smelting factory, they're full of slags

Arakhor · Aug 5, 2014

I get the feeling that our American friends will fail to get that one.

Fr8monkey · Aug 5, 2014

PhroX said:
It doesn't matter how hard times get, I refuse to ever work in a coal mine. It's beneath me.

Guess being a pilot is above you too?