Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Bobbtjoe, Jun 28, 2009.
Oil be damned! He's a slimy cheater!
It was all the more surprising as his jokes didn't even go down that well.
Even by the standards of this thread, those are corny...
It's a pun thread! Come on, you know the drill!
This thread is a Shell of its former self
It's obviously running out of gas.
It's getting a bit boring, but there'll be a slick joke sooner or later.
Ooh, bad luck, Salty, you just repeated the first pun!
We have Standards, you know!
The barrel of oil will be appearing in Grease next month.
Didn't think he'd be slick enough.
Did you here about that one dude? He's putin the world ever so closer to war
ok yeah, that pun was horrible
I know this guy who goes around hitting fungus with a hammer. He really breaks the mould.
He must be a really fungi to hang around with.
He is but his antics take up a lot of room. When he's breaking mould there not mush room to watch him.
Spore's the pity, eh?
It doesn't matter how hard times get, I refuse to ever work in a coal mine. It's beneath me.
At least you're not working in a smelting factory, they're full of slags
I get the feeling that our American friends will fail to get that one.
Guess being a pilot is above you too?
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