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The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Bobbtjoe, Jun 28, 2009.

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  1. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Moderator

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    Oil be damned! He's a slimy cheater!
     
  2. Mise

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    It was all the more surprising as his jokes didn't even go down that well.
     
  3. PhroX

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    Even by the standards of this thread, those are corny...
     
  4. Mise

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    It's a pun thread! Come on, you know the drill!
     
  5. west india man

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    This thread is a Shell of its former self
     
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    It's obviously running out of gas.
     
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    It's getting a bit boring, but there'll be a slick joke sooner or later.
     
  8. Arakhor

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    Ooh, bad luck, Salty, you just repeated the first pun!
     
  9. west india man

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    We have Standards, you know! :mad:
     
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    The barrel of oil will be appearing in Grease next month.
     
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    Didn't think he'd be slick enough.
     
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    Did you here about that one dude? He's putin the world ever so closer to war

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    ok yeah, that pun was horrible
     
  13. PhroX

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    I know this guy who goes around hitting fungus with a hammer. He really breaks the mould.
     
  14. Arakhor

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    He must be a really fungi to hang around with.
     
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    He is but his antics take up a lot of room. When he's breaking mould there not mush room to watch him.
     
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    Spore's the pity, eh?
     
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    It doesn't matter how hard times get, I refuse to ever work in a coal mine. It's beneath me.
     
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    At least you're not working in a smelting factory, they're full of slags
     
  19. Arakhor

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    I get the feeling that our American friends will fail to get that one. :)
     
  20. Fr8monkey

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    Guess being a pilot is above you too?
     
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