The LAMEST jokes you can think of...

[Lord Paul]

I can't beleive I laughed at that one!!

 

[Lord Paul]

My thread is a success!



Well, here I go:

What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread?
Nothing. Bread can't talk.

And that Batmobile one was really hilarious. Not because it was lame, but because it was funny! Spam!

It sure is!!

 

[Lord Paul]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was 'e?

He was. He had fur.

Man, this thread is so good I think I'll be posting a million posts in a row.

 

[Lord Paul]

why did the banana cross the road?
to get to the other side

why did the banana think it was a banana?
because it was a banana hahhahahahahahaha

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Your bannana jokes are hallarious!! I also like the one where it was "what's yellow? A bannana!!!!" one. I think all forums should have the Mr. Bannana Smilie!!

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Moderator Action: Lord Paul warned for spamming/repetative posts.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

 

[Perfection]

I got a joke for ya...

...Lefty Scaevola's new avatar!

Come on, Lefty, bring back the borg! Pleeeeease!

 

[LLXerxes]

Really lame one:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 had a machete, machine gun, rocket launchers, so on.

 

[Tavenier]

Really lame one:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 had a machete, machine gun, rocket launchers, so on.

Eh... I don't get it.......

 

[zurichuk]

i think the normal answer is 'because 7 8 (ate) 9' but the answer above is probably just a surreal answer like

Q.how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.Fish.

 

[Bootstoots]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

No offense intended to dyslexics.

 

[Gainy]

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association

Another poor dyslexia joke, but that's what this thread is for (not specifically of course )

 

[LLXerxes]

i think the normal answer is 'because 7 8 (ate) 9' but the answer above is probably just a surreal answer like

Q.how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.Fish.

Kinda.

 

[General Nuker]

A baby seal walks into a club...



How do you catch a polar bear?
First, you cut a hole in the ice. Then you open a can of peas and place them around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a 'pea' you kick him in the 'icehole'!



John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

[Tavenier]

A baby seal walks into a club...



How do you catch a polar bear?
First, you cut a hole in the ice. Then you open a can of peas and place them around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a 'pea' you kick him in the 'icehole'!



John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

That last one isn't even lame!

 

[MrB(org)]

What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
He works it out with a pencil.

 

[the mormegil]

 

[nonconformist]

I know a good joke: Lefty's spelling. Look at his post on the page. He speels repetitive as "repetative". Wonder how long it will be before he edits his post.

 

[Perfection]

speels

What?!?!

Wonder how long it will be before he edits his post.

Was that supposed to be a command, or did you leave out the subject?

 

[CivCynic]

A Lord of the Rings fan walks up to a movie theater's ticket booth and says, "One please."

 

[nonconformist]

Yes, Perf, it was in the imperative. Wonder, or I shall PM all mods to ban you!