The LAMEST jokes you can think of...

[KaiserElectric]

George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, the Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

This is mildly funny. Ha. Ha ha
Next joke plz..

 

[salty mud]

Drop the o.

Aha! I would never have guessed that to be honest. I needed an explanation.

This is mildly funny. Ha. Ha ha
Next joke plz..

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Spoiler :

Tooth hurty.

You asked for it...

 

[Iranon]

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Because he was stuck.

 

[Fuzzz]

What is yellow, flies, crashes into a tree and plunges to its death and then flies again?

Spoiler :

a reincanarie

 

[Bigfoot3814]

How did the monkey get downstairs
He used the banannaster.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Here's a terrible joke I thought of myself (although later, i did see it elsewhere.)

What do you get when you drop piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I call and raise.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a military barracks?

A flat major.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Set and match:

One evening, a C, an Eb, and a G go into a bar. Bartender says: "Sorry,
but we don't serve minors."

So E flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a
few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat.

F comes in, tries to augment the situation but isn't sharp enough.

D comes in and heads straight for the bathroom saying, " Excuse me, I'll
just be a second."

Then A comes into the bar but the bartender isn't convinced that this
relative of C isn't a minor.

He notices a B flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out,
you're the 7th minor I've found here tonight."

The Eb, not easily deflated, comes back the next night in a 3 piece suit
with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice
corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp
tonight, come on in. This could be a major development."

Which proves to be the case, as the Eb takes off the suit and everything
else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, & realizes in horror that he's under a
rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the
diminution of a minor, and sentenced to 10 years of da capo without coda
at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even
accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's had only tenor so
patrons, with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become
alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.

 

[Mirc]

I wonder how many people will actually get anything of the point of that joke!

 

[flyingchicken]

I thought the joke had no point, just a series of (funny) points. :?

 

[Mirc]

True, that wasn't my best wording...

 

[raketooy]

Well yeah, I think I got most of the points, but not all. I don't think that's that lame at all.

 

[stee]

Please no1 get offended it is a stereotype

What do you call a bunch of white guy sitting on a bench?

Spoiler :

The NBA

 

[Deep Thought]

Do you want know why Russians has drinking problems?

Because they once went into Rum-Mania.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Please no1 get offended it is a stereotype

What do you call a bunch of white guy sitting on a bench?

Spoiler :

The NBA

That was actually funny.

 

[CCRunner]

Here's one my cousin likes a lot. To much actually.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead!

 

[KaiserElectric]

Here's one my cousin likes a lot. To much actually.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead!

Good lord...:suicide:

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

One the kids seem to like:

I did your mom.

Spoiler :

A favour.
I made you.

Spoiler :

A sandwich.

 

[Synobun]

One the kids seem to like:

I did your mom.

Spoiler :

A favour.
I made you.

Spoiler :

A sandwich.

A classic

 

[holy king]

Here's one my cousin likes a lot. To much actually.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead!

i love this kind of lame jokes.