azzaman333
meh
Yay, I started a trend!
Yo momma's so fat she ate a fridge.
Yo momma's so fat she ate a fridge.
The LAMEST jokes you can think of...
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Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Yo mamma's so fat, other mammas orbit around her.
sepamu92
Prince
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
For drizzle!
For drizzle!
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
But why did he go to the DIY shop?
For chisel!
For chisel!
coolio2244242
Chieftain
There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
Props to Finding Nemo
Lamest joke ever:
Knock knock
Who's there? banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there? banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there? banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there? orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!!!
...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
Props to Finding Nemo
Lamest joke ever:
Knock knock
Who's there? banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there? banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there? banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there? orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!!!
thenooblet22
King
Man, that is lame. YOU STILL ME JOKE!!!
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Banana.
-Banana who?
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Banana.
-Banana who?
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Orange.
-Orange who?
-Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Heh heh?
civverguy
Emperor
Why can't dogs dance well?
Because they have 2 left feet.
Because they have 2 left feet.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Why did the road cross the road?
To make an intersection!
To make an intersection!
That's actually pretty good.
civverguy
Emperor
How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.
Because they can hold up traffic.
ParadigmShifter
Random Nonsense Generator
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You can't wash a window with a spade.
A: You can't wash a window with a spade.
Serutan
Eatibus Anythingibus
A blonde is at the doctor:
Doctor : You're pregnant.
Blonde : Is it mine?
Doctor : You're pregnant.
Blonde : Is it mine?
LAnkou
Breizh A Tao
No offense to women and blonde:
Two blondes discussing:
"I had a pregnancy test yesterday...
"How were the questions?"
The difference between a women and a tornado?
None, they come hot and wet and leave with your car and your house...
Two blondes discussing:
"I had a pregnancy test yesterday...
"How were the questions?"
The difference between a women and a tornado?
None, they come hot and wet and leave with your car and your house...
http://nostalgia.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_jokes_and_other_deleted_nonsense
It's Wikipedia, they know their facts!
It's Wikipedia, they know their facts!
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Deity
yo momma's so fat so when she fell down the grand canyon, she got stuck.
Ok I dont have anywhere to copy+paste, (I heard this one) so here goes:
There are three blondes stuck on an island. They find a magic lamp and a genie grants them each one wish. First blonde asks to be 25% smarter. She turns into a brunet, swims half way to shore, then drowns. Second blonde asks to be 75% smarter. She turns into a red-head, swims 3 quarters to shore, but she also drowns. Last blonde asks to be 100% smarter. She turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
There are three blondes stuck on an island. They find a magic lamp and a genie grants them each one wish. First blonde asks to be 25% smarter. She turns into a brunet, swims half way to shore, then drowns. Second blonde asks to be 75% smarter. She turns into a red-head, swims 3 quarters to shore, but she also drowns. Last blonde asks to be 100% smarter. She turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
If that was not sexist enough, heres another:
Adam one day is walking around the garden of Eden, and is board. He likes the animals and unlimited food without work, but he is lonely. So one day, God says to Adam: "You seem lonely. I will send you a partner, but it wont be quite as great as you are. It will never be angry at you, always love you no matter what, and sacrifice itself for your every need. It will be a perfect partner for you, forever." Adam replies "oh, thats great. But what will it cost me?" God replies, "something that great will not be free. It will cost an arm and a leg." Adam replies, "aw, I cant spare that. What can I get for a rib?"
Adam one day is walking around the garden of Eden, and is board. He likes the animals and unlimited food without work, but he is lonely. So one day, God says to Adam: "You seem lonely. I will send you a partner, but it wont be quite as great as you are. It will never be angry at you, always love you no matter what, and sacrifice itself for your every need. It will be a perfect partner for you, forever." Adam replies "oh, thats great. But what will it cost me?" God replies, "something that great will not be free. It will cost an arm and a leg." Adam replies, "aw, I cant spare that. What can I get for a rib?"
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