The LAMEST jokes you can think of...

[salty mud]

Where are you getting these from???

What's brown and sticky?

















A stick.

 

[aronnax]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get across!

 

[Swedishguy]

What did Swedishguy do with Betty Page in the hay? Va-Voom!

 

[civverguy]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
John.
John who?
John Doe.

 

[The Ninja]

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock.
.........

And

I've got a great knock-knock joke, you start.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
..........

The Ninja

 

[Betrayed]

This must've been here before...

Knock-knock
Who is it?
Kung.
Kung who?
Kung Fu! (This is where you punch through the door with your bare fist)

 

[Perfection]

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
No, he's on first.

 

[WerBackIII]

What is green and green?
GREEN!


Yo mama is so fat, that yo dad thinks she's a man!

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Yes it's old. I know

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.

Dear Dad

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos,
her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't,
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all
the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure
deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Love, your son,
John.

P. S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home."

 

[thenooblet22]

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Banana.
-Banana who?
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Banana.
-Banana who?
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Orange.
-Orange who?
-Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Heh heh?

 

[Swedishguy]

Private: My grenade is leaking.
Officer: All men down in the bunker!
[in the bunker]
Private: My grenade is still leaking.

 

[ggganz]

Posted in the Hehe Haha joke thread, but they said it was lame.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrup-
Moo.

 

[Azash]

So did you hear about that Jew who went out to have a good time? Poor fellow was Sodomized and contracted Gomorrhea.

 

[Swedishguy]

I read this in a comic.

Guy 1: Are you awake?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Now you're awake!

Ahahahahaha! ROFLMAO!

 

[Love]

A guy ran, another guy sayed, "you lost something" The runner stopped and sayed "what?", "Your Speed."

 

[nonconformist]

A guy was phenotypically male, but upon closer inspection it was discovered he had Klinefelter's syndrome.

 

[plarq]

XXY Chromosome?

 

[ggganz]

When did they raise the image limit to 20?

 

[Ozbenno]

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

A sequel:

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

 

[Catharsis]

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley