One day, President Bush was taking a walk along the beach
when he found a white powder in his pocket. It was cocaine left-over from his wilder days, and he took a sniff out of curiosity.
Suddenly he found himself onboard the Starship Enterprise
the giant flying toilet of the taliban space program that was heading for
The Great Hulabaloza, homeworld of the
mysterious spoon people. The leader of these Cuillerites bore a remarkable resemblance to
A great big Orange which is actually
made out of a mysterious substance known as
megaduplonsionate, which will explode on contact of air. Anyway, George wonders how the **** he's gonna get back to earth and comes up with a plan
which he hastily semaphores to his waiting hordes of flying monkeys, ready to die for the cause at his command and fanatically opposed to the despotic rule of
Nasser Hussain, whose plots to take over the world through cricketmatchfixing and speaking in a montone, and then rule side by side with his brother Saddam who meanwhile is
in the Starship Enterprise with George Bush who after taking a while to think about it decides to
have a sing along: "I wonder who's kissing her now! I wonder who's teaching her how. I wonder who's looking.... right smack in her eyes....", tailing off as he is struck from behind with a
Great big airplane. And then his cousin Elvida's heart blows
up when the pacemaker malfunctioned because of
and my addiotion to this: Saddams tampering with the great.......
Okay, rules. 
