The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[Gori the Grey]

It is ironic, given the primary product that we derive from them, that cows lack toes.

 

[<Nexus>]

My native tongue is Hungarian and although I'm pretty good with English, I don't always get these jokes. Sometimes they are all Greek to me.

But what would I say if my native tongue was Greek?

 

[Samson]

My native tongue is Hungarian and although I'm pretty good with English, I don't always get these jokes. Sometimes they are all Greek to me.

But what would I say if my native tongue was Greek?

 

[Gori the Grey]

The English version derives from Shakespeare (don't know why that version spread to the Scan-the-navy-in countries as well).

 

[Gori the Grey]

It is ironic, given the primary product that we derive from them, that cows lack toes.

Primary product? You got some beef with the meat product that we derive from them?

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Primary product? You got some beef with the meat product that we derive from them?

My sister's family are ranchers, so I have a steak in this. I won't roast you, though.

 

[<Nexus>]

I understand that the German have always been an industrious people but what did they say prior the industrial revolution?


And what do the Chinese say? Now I'm truly curious.

 

[Gori the Grey]

And what do the Chinese say?

"Looks like hieroglyphics," or "looks like a book from the sky"

According to the Big Machine That Gives An Answer To Any Question One Might Have

 

[Gori the Grey]

My sister's family are ranchers, so I have a steak in this. I won't roast you, though.

We certainly have ranged far from the original dairy reference.

 

[dariusII]

We certainly have ranged far from the original dairy reference.

I for one, will not kowtow to anyone's expectations. I refuse to be bulldozed.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

We certainly have ranged far from the original dairy reference.

Always Forward - never coward

 

[Gori the Grey]

I for one, will not kowtow to anyone's expectations. I refuse to be bulldozed.

Oh, I scarcely expect the strong punsters here to be cowed by my own abilities in that line.

They've shown that they can always steer their way to new puns of their own.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Police have confirmed that the person who fell from the rooftop nightclub was tragically not a bouncer.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

After waiting over an hour to see the doctor, the receptionist said, 'Be patient.'
I said, 'Yes, and soon!'

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I love to put on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer.

Plus it's fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Pro tip: it's the person running toward you yelling, "hey, those are my underwear; what are you doing putting them on?"

If I had a nickel . . .

 

[Uncle Sparky]

On July 16, 1769, Father Junípero Serra dropped a waffle on a beach in southern California, and named the area Sandy Eggo.

 

[BenitoChavez]

The reason we haven't been visited by aliens is because our solar system has terrible reviews. We only have one star.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Apparently, analogy is not the study of buttholes...

 

[Uncle Sparky]

If you see a roadside sign that says Survey Crew Ahead, they are not actually interested in your opinions... I know that now.