The "Meanest" Things You've Done in Civ III

[Kiowa]

Agreed to an ROP so I could see what they had and the next turn blocked off the choke point to my land and the rest of the continent. They still had a few small cities near me, and they could bring their little ships back and forth, but mostly they just ran up to the choke point and back.

 

[Runes]

Sumeria, the leading power (after me by about 500 Histograph points), declared war on me with no procovation, attempting to take out a nuclear sub positioned off their coast. They succeeded, but their lands turned orange from the pollution of the nuclear onslaught which followed. (I'll never forget the savage pleasure of pressing the 'bombard' button again and again.)

 

[Dishpan_Hans]

I like to pillage roads in unclaimed land that AI builds between to connect its areas. Makes them waste worker turns. Of course, eventually the area becomes part of their lands, so the fun only lasts so long.

 

[Bartleby]

I like to pillage roads in unclaimed land that AI builds between to connect its areas. Makes them waste worker turns. Of course, eventually the area becomes part of their lands, so the fun only lasts so long.

Shome mistake, surely? Those lands are rightfully yours!

 

[thetrooper]

The "Meanest" Things You've Done in Civ III

Prolly some major ROP rape. It was fun once and only once.

 

[Sir_Lancelot]

I like to pillage roads in unclaimed land that AI builds between to connect its areas. Makes them waste worker turns. Of course, eventually the area becomes part of their lands, so the fun only lasts so long.

I have done that and found evidence this is subject to an attitude hit. (In that case I remember, the road was between my land and the AI's land.)

Do it still.

 

[TheLoneMan]

I played a Tiny map with just me (Aztecs) and England on Regent...

I had researched all the techs and was churning out two ICBM's per turn...

Eventually I had about 50 of them and started producing Modern Armor, until I had about 100 of those, at which point I started renegotiating Peace Treaties for cash and luxuries and resources and cities. Eventually the AI just got too pissed off with my demands and I declared war on them, destroying a third of their cities and decreasing all the other ones to 1's or 2's, then I moved in with my Armor and analized them until I had about half their cities, traded the rest for a peace treaty, redeclared war and won, all in less than four turns.

 

[Runes]

I remember back when I didn't really get diplomacy and stuff, I always would do massive RoP rapes. I didn't know about RoP rapes back then, I just thought, 'oh, cool, I can use their roads! Now to attack!'

 

[DrGroove]

But rabbits are the most dangerous animal in all of England!

That's no ordinary rabbit!
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

 

[LawOfFives]

Sumeria, the leading power (after me by about 500 Histograph points), declared war on me with no procovation, attempting to take out a nuclear sub positioned off their coast.

Hmm, I can think of something they might have found provocative...

e.

 

[Aabraxan]

Using only foreign workers, preferably non-industrious slaves, for all of my outposts and colonies.

 

[Doom666]

I betrayed Russians by attacking them in RoP, after which their allies, the Zulu declared war on me immediately. I take a couple of russian cities, and then i see the Zulu cavalry finally arriving from the north, through Roman territory. I consult the diplomacy window, and make ALL other civs declare war on the Zulu. Oh wait, the Hittites refused.

So there...

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I remember back when I didn't really get diplomacy and stuff, I always would do massive RoP rapes. I didn't know about RoP rapes back then, I just thought, 'oh, cool, I can use their roads! Now to attack!'

RoP raping FTW!!

 

[Alpha Killer II]

What is the meanest thing I've done? Easy....
1#-first i had a war with incas...then i made peace... then after that i got a ROP and then Jumped the Citys after I surrounded their last city i nuked it(even killing my own guys around the city) some my guys surrived but inca's didnt. So i got that city...
2#-I gave all the civs in the world Communism and they rebeled and became commies.
3#- I made all the Civs name (cept for mine) dick, dumbass, really cool guys, and yada yada yada(leaders & Civs).
4#- A simple BS....
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[Doom666]

What is the meanest thing I've done? Easy....

3#- I made all the Civs name (cept for mine) dick, dumbass, *****, and yada yada yada(leaders & Civs).

"Your long journey has lead you to D*ck, the father of dumba**es" >_>
That is pretty mean. -.-

 

[Alpha Killer II]

Yeah I know that was pretty mean but hey I guess im the meanest person in this forum... oo well plz tell me if you disagree or agree email me at U.S.S.R.-dude@hotmail.com
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[Bluemofia]

Got ROP with the last civ on earth aside from me. (France)

Got troops in position.

Nuked every one of their cities. Repeatedly. Then stole their cities, and reduced them to a small desert island.

 

[Reitz]

Not really mean, but amusing. The Dutch were trapped on a small penninsula on the other continent between the Aztecs and the Romans. Every one of their cities was coastal. One turn and eight transports full of Marines later I had quite the nice beachead on the other continent and my advisors were like "Dutch? Who are the Dutch?"

Also, later on in the same game the Germans convinced the Romans and the Japanese to attack me all at once (lol Axis?) and the Japs razed two of the Indian cities I'd previously taken from Germany, both were size 20+ cities. Needless to say I found that a bit annoying so I launched every nuke in my arsenal (56 or so) and reduced all three of their countries to a bunch of dirt farmers and Riflemen.

 

[Decebalus]

Lots of mean people I see. But it's soooo much fun isn't it!

Meanest thing I continuously do is with an enemy I'm at war, I get lazy and when I see they're nearing the end and can't hold out, instead of spending the time to conquer them normaly I keep bothering them for peace and to give me all cities they have as a tribute.

Eventually they do, and I take them. Then I place all my forces close to their capital, and close to any remaining units and re-attack them. Quick and lazy way to end a war faster. Just watch it if you do this because the other civ really really really dislike that.

 

[Decebalus]

Oh huh now that I think about it I did nuke the Greeks into the stongeage once for fun.

I'm usually really peaceful in the modern age, but I like building up the army just in case. And of course once possible I like building some nuclear ICBM's and tactical nukes to load up on nuclear subs and place them near competing CIV's. Especially the really powerfull ones that might bother me.

One particular game, my biggest opponent was the Greeks. Relations were good, but we were both the biggest baddest boys on the block and they were just as powerfull as me. It was a sort of Cold War standoff where I always got the feeling they'd love to go to war and without realizing I was in a sort of arms race.

I had no intention of invading them ever, so my forces were mainly defensive, naval/air, and nukes. I had lost track of how many nukes I had built and loaded up on subs placed around the Greek coastline, and how many ICBM's I had, probably one in almost every city I had. In any case, just a ridiculous number of nukes there were.

Was going for a space race, but it was clear I'd never reach it in time before the final game turn. SO on the last turn I let loose just to see the amount of damage I could do.

WOW is all I could say! I swear it was incredible. I had so many of them, and I was able to nuke almost each of his cities at least once, some twice, and at the end of the turn almost his entire terriory was just covered in polution and it was just incredible how much distruction there was! Funny thing is, I played out the turns to the end, and he nuked me back on his, only a few, but it was nice to see the retaliation.

 

[Sashie VII]

Give an almost-wiped-out civ a one-tile or two-tile island somewhere in the middle of the ocean