The most awful commercials?

[Juize]

I just get think of this when I saw a commercial which had been 'dubbed' to finnish
from english, the original text was:
U want to know what my secret is?.. Wire, new powersnack.
The right finnish translate would've been:
Haluatko tietää salaisuuteni?.. Se on wire, uusi energiapatukka.
But no, it was being suckered completely awful finglish, which maked me to puke..:
Haluatko knouata siikkrettini?.. Wire,
uusi powersnack.
U propably dont get it, but it's just AWFUL! Now, does anybody else saw something that awful?

 

[Graeme the mad]

I dont have a clue what is so bad about that (Im english okay, we dont have to speak foreign

) but there's one in england that makes me want to be sick.

You cant explain it properley cos you cant hear it but ill try

Theres a little girl drinking yakult
A ridiculous male voicover goes
Do you know theres lots of good bacteria and bad bacteria inside you?

And the little girl, in the most annoying voice EVER goes

What in here??? - while pointing to her stomach

The voiceover says and in yakult theres millions of good bacteria.

And in the smae annoying voice the girl goes:

What in there??? - pointing to the yakult

and then the voicover says something like
- drink yakult every day, its good for you.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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Never underestimate the power of stupid people

 

[Dell19]

You forgot the part where she starts saying hello... as if the bacteria could talk or even hear.

On another note, there are some real quality adverts as well...

 

[TrailblazingScot]

I hate adverts with women giving birth...with naked babies, with babies in nappies, with children that talk in adult voices...

I hate adverts for the police which have some dumb celebrity saying they couldn't deal with a rape victim...

I hate adverts that are on sky1 and interfer with "The Simpsons" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" <sigh>

I'd rather pay a larger subscription on certain channels to get rid of the adverts...but no-one asks me...miaow!

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

In the most annoying, off tune, and whiney voice you can imagine, sing:

"Thhheeeee Bay, Thheee Baayyy. Shoooppping is goooooooooood!"

And you'll understand the kind of torture I endure on a daily basis.

 

[Pedro]

The most annoying comercial comes from France (sorry guys). Not because it's French, but because of the terribly bad dubbed voice and the incredibly stupid, moronic script.
The product is Kinder Surprise Chocolate:
Mother: Children what do you want
Annoying child: I want something exciting, something to play with and chocolate!!
So-called surprised mother: But that's three wishes in one! (looks at the camera with a look as though she has to explain Einstein's relativity theory)
Oh my..
Irritating voice over: What you want is Kinder Surprise Chocolate, blah blah, drewl drewl, cool surprise etc etc
*Pedro shoots television screen in disgust*

 

[Juize]

Yup, I've seen it too, and it was awfully dubbed in here to finglish, which
made it even more terribly, I just HATE those new commercials which's dubbing sucks.
Why do they even dub those if they say exactly same thing?
(Ok, u still dont get it, but, whatever)

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<IMG SRC="http://www.virtuallandmedia.com/flags4/europe/FIN.GIF" border=0> I have stolen this idea from Az.I'm a pathetic little wimp.

 

[jc011]

GAP COMMERCIALS, enough said.