The Official Off-Topic Limerick Thread!
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ferenginar
Grand Nagus
There once was a vampire called Mable
Whose periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
With the aid of a spoon
She drank herself under the table
Sincere apologise if this causes offence, but I to post as I find it hilarious
Whose periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
With the aid of a spoon
She drank herself under the table
Sincere apologise if this causes offence, but I to post as I find it hilarious
CurtSibling
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SirJethro you're a knight most wry,
Enough to make any Ace pilot cry,
Theres post counts to burn,
I guess I had better return,
And give OT another try!
From now on no more war for me,
Just humour and art I will see,
Our lives becomes too boring,
By undue online warring,
I will post only for glee!
@Sir Jethro,
You twisted my arm, I'll give OT another go!
With a Bush, Dick, and Colin on top.
A John makes an appropriate lead cop,
But while they make love with war
The Constitution they ab-whore
Their con-passion the Bill of Rights won't stop.
A John makes an appropriate lead cop,
But while they make love with war
The Constitution they ab-whore
Their con-passion the Bill of Rights won't stop.
CurtSibling
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Don't forget old Rummy as well,
Who gives Europeans sheer hell,
As NATO grows weak,
The future looks bleak,
French Fries are not easy to sell...
Who gives Europeans sheer hell,
As NATO grows weak,
The future looks bleak,
French Fries are not easy to sell...
Perfection
The Great Head.
With pics of a skeleton's head
two posters put Iraq in this thread
Why talk of the war
it's becoming a bore
I wish the damn topic was dead
two posters put Iraq in this thread
Why talk of the war
it's becoming a bore
I wish the damn topic was dead
CurtSibling
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We undead are always cheeky,
Some might say even geeky,
I am now aware of your plight,
No more talk of a desert fight,
At least for a week or two, eh?
Some might say even geeky,
I am now aware of your plight,
No more talk of a desert fight,
At least for a week or two, eh?
Perfection
The Great Head.
The once was man named bill
Who lived in a house on a hill
The house was round
And rolled towards town
And bill became voilently ill
Who lived in a house on a hill
The house was round
And rolled towards town
And bill became voilently ill
anarres
anarchist revolutionary
I give it 30 minutes tops. 
jack merchant
Internationalist
What, because it isn't 5 lines as a limerick should be ? 
Perfection
The Great Head.
Want a good limerick?
See my sig!
See my sig!
ajkcdad
Chieftain
This website devoted to Civ
On workdays it's where I do live
I read 'til I'm tired
Perhaps I'll get fired
Sooner or later something will give
Italy and December 7
Iraq and September 11
There's no direct link
but their leaders enjoyed it, I think
so we sent them to the opposite of heaven
On workdays it's where I do live
I read 'til I'm tired
Perhaps I'll get fired
Sooner or later something will give
Italy and December 7
Iraq and September 11
There's no direct link
but their leaders enjoyed it, I think
so we sent them to the opposite of heaven
CurtSibling
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Mr somf, your saucy limerick is naff,
Although it may cause a big laugh,
The mods take a dim view,
And aim a missile at you,
I fear you will feel their wrath!
Although it may cause a big laugh,
The mods take a dim view,
And aim a missile at you,
I fear you will feel their wrath!
CurtSibling
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This OT Fora can be rather disruptive,
To my schedule it can be destructive,
There is a ton of work to do,
But I must post till I'm through,
I read when I should be constructive!
To my schedule it can be destructive,
There is a ton of work to do,
But I must post till I'm through,
I read when I should be constructive!
CurtSibling
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Dear Polymath I must truly say the same,
I fear your avatar, but know not it's name,
He looks like Batman's evil Scarecrow,
But he's from a different comic I know,
That I am ignorant of this, is a shame!
I fear your avatar, but know not it's name,
He looks like Batman's evil Scarecrow,
But he's from a different comic I know,
That I am ignorant of this, is a shame!
My avatar? Rorschach's the name.
A crimefighter of 'Watchmen' fame.
So he slinks through the night
Putting villains to flight
Seeking an end to the criminal's game.
"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you, you're locked up in here with me." - Rorschach
http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Comics_and_Animation/Comic_Books/Titles/DC/Watchmen/
I think it's simply the best comic/graphic novel ever - you have to read it.
A crimefighter of 'Watchmen' fame.
So he slinks through the night
Putting villains to flight
Seeking an end to the criminal's game.
"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you, you're locked up in here with me." - Rorschach
http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Comics_and_Animation/Comic_Books/Titles/DC/Watchmen/
I think it's simply the best comic/graphic novel ever - you have to read it.
There once was a gal from Wasilla
Who's hunger matched that of Attila
But her post she did quit
For no reason legit
Baked Alaska with French vanilla.
Who's hunger matched that of Attila
But her post she did quit
For no reason legit
Baked Alaska with French vanilla.
