Originally posted by CurtSibling In Baghdad there is a dictator,
Who wants nukes now, not later,
Men were sent by Dubya the Chief,
Who said; "Saddam we must be brief."
"Play nice, or Iraq is a crater!"
Disgusted by news of Iraq,
And all of the cries for attack,
I gave up on this forum
But Curt (I adore 'im)
Founded a thread that might just lure me back!
(And we don't even have to come up with rhymes for Xerxes, this being off topic...)
Disgusted by news of Iraq,
And all of the cries for attack,
I gave up on this forum
But Curt (I adore 'im)
Founded a thread that might just lure me back!
Sultan is tired of all the pro-War groopies
Bull****ting about Saddam developing nukies
Disgusted about Fox News biased reporting
Glorious America, the evil it is destroying
Alas, let's all eat cookies!
I say it is nigh about time,
That this Earth was brought into line,
Humanity could have some decorum,
If ruled by we crazies on OT forum,
We could nuke the planet just fine!
A glorious era it was,
When OT did bare it's claws,
Great right-wing heroes in battle,
Versus all the liberals in Seattle,
At my mind the horror still gnaws!
Yes, it seems the issue of disarmament,
Had us fighting worse than the Russian parliament,
And though now it's detant
Just wait till the rant
When next someone says "War? There's no harm in it!"
PS- Joe, I always wanted to post the man from Nantucket limerick in the Civ3 limerick thread but it was off topic.
Tell me you actually posted the real lyrics ("said he with a grin..." etc.). Awesome.
In the perfect world envisioned by Plato
There was no room for a body like NATO
I've never seen such a mess
As when the folks from the US
Reminded members "Hey, WE'RE OJ, YOU'RE Cato!"
Once lived a man with uniforms and ranks
He had many troops, but they couldn't fight tanks
He went to war non the less
And as usual turned it into a mess
So Arafat is now hated on both banks.
It is time for Curt to rule the planet,
War, famine and Tom hanks, he'll ban it,
A zillion men Enemy Ace will destroy,
As venomous vixens cheer with joy,
But it was a mere Civ-dream, oh dammit!
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