Aaaand over a month later, the update arrives. Hello, everybody!
What better way to celebrate than with a GREAT GENERAL?
He'll be joining Parsa to instruct the troops.
Soldier: My liege, the Indians are retreating!
Darius: Exxxxcelent... Prepare for a counterattack.
Soldier: Of course, majesty.
Immortal: General, the last bastion of Egypt is hardly defended!
Tiribazus: Wonderful. Crush it.
Tiribazus: Majesty, the Egyptians have been eradicated. Their Pharaoh awaits your judgment.
Darius: Eh, just do what we did with Hammy and let him rule under us, but over his old province.
: Now I must rely on Asoka to free me as well! Last time I listen to that Mesopotamian snake.
Zara: Can we have--
Darius: NO!
Zara: Okay...
Darius: Son, you will be in charge of the Northern Corps of the Army, responsible for taking the heathen city above us.
Xerxes: Yay! I gets to kill things now!
Darius: We'll have to train that annoying speech pattern out of him before he becomes Shahanshah... Kids these days...
Hannibal: Help us destrroy the foul Rromans!
Darius: You're Barca-ing up the wrong tree, Hannibal.
Hannibal: Rrrrrrr... Just wait until we invent the chainsaw...
Interior Advisor: Congrats, my king, you lord over two million souls!
Darius: But how many people?
Int. Adv.: Um... two million, sir...
Darius: Never mind.
Xerxes: Hey dad, we gots the city!
Darius: Yeah, great, okay... Go join General Tiribazus here in the capital and prepare to attack India.
Xerxes: You gots it!
Chief Wise Man: Lord, we have developed a way to keep track of the passage of large amounts of time.
Darius: About time. Start work on pretty stuff now.
Chief Wise Man: Of course. Um. Yeah, okay, I'll go do that then.
Darius: Yeah, do that.
So, does anyone even read this anymore? Let me know if you think the story should continue or not.