The Parso-Turkish Empire: Emperor Bosco's Debut

[Emperor Bosco I]

NINJA UPDATE!!! Irony points for shouting!

Random Messenger: My lord, we are the second richest nation in the world!

Darius: Who's first?

Messenger: We don't know.

Darius: How do we know we're second then?

Messenger: Um... Machiavelli says so...

Darius: and he wouldn't name them? Huh.



Another Messenger: Sire, the Carthaginians are attacking!

First Messenger: The horror!

Darius: What is Hanny thinking?

Meanwhile...

Hanny: Darrius has rrejected me for the last time! Togetherr with India, we shall crrush Perrsia into dust!

Hammy and Rammy: Exxxcellent...



Unnamed Captain: Hold the Carthaginian scum back!

Immortal: Yes, sir!



Alexander: Join me, and together we will squash Rome!

Darius: I'm already in a two-front war. Forget it.



General Tiribazus: Sire, the Indians have been routed!

Darius: Wonderful. Keep up the good work.



Immortal: Captain, native spearmen are approaching!

Captain: As if the Carthaginian raiders weren't enough...



Charioteer: Captain, barbarians approaching!

Another Captain: Well, kill them then...



Charioteer: We've won!



Immortal: We've won too!



Julius: Join me, and together we will squash Greece!

Darius: Despite the recent victories, I am still fighting a two-front war. Forget you.

Julius: Rrrgh...

 

[trexeric]

Gotta love them ninja updates

 

[Mr. Sulu]

Great. You're maintaining good stability for the size of your empire. I would have collapsed by this point. Can't wait to see more.

 

[Moai_Spammer]

maybe you should check the date of the comment above your post sulu... i'm pretty sure you just necro'd the thread

 

[Emperor Bosco I]

Nah, that gives me an excuse to revive the thread! Good job, Sulu!

EDIT: Update today!

 

[Moai_Spammer]

yay!

 

[trexeric]

Bosco's back!

 

[baseballpie]

EDIT: I hate you messy capitol letter formatting

 

[Emperor Bosco I]

I just wanna point out, I said I would update today and I did in about an hour. METY says he will update this week, and two pages and three months later, nada.

A joke for you Spanish speakers: Que hace un pez? Nada! Now back to the update...

Egyptian representative to the Shahanshah: Sire, the Egyptians want to be Ethiopian!

Darius: That sucks for them.



Zara: Will you take cows for marble, if not iron?

Darius: We have our own cows, thanks.



Jerusalem Garrison: Arabians attacking the southwest wall!



Messenger: Your Esteemed Wondrousness, the Holy City has been burned to the ground by the Arabs!

Darius: FILTHY BLASPHEMING BRIGANDS!!!!! DESTROY ALL THE ARABS!



Horse Archers: Done and done.



Darius: We don't need to be at war, do we, guys?

Asoka: Absolutely not.

Hannibal: I do rregrret this warr. I concurr.

Hammy and Rammy: RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!





Asoka: And could you not trade with China?

Darius: Screw you, just be glad you're alive.



Elvis Impersonator: We need a sports league to keep the people happy, uh-huhuh.

Darius: Very well.

Elvis Impersonator: Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

Darius: Who are you supposed to be, anyway?

Elvis Impersonator: ...



Plague-ridden messenger: Plague has struck! [Dies]

Darius: Aack! Get it off my carpet!

 

[Moai_Spammer]

fantastic update

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

Plague-ridden messenger: Plague has struck! [Dies]

Darius: Aack! Get it off my carpet!

 

[Daedwartin]

Elvis Impersonator: We need a sports league to keep the people happy, uh-huhuh.

Darius: Very well.

Elvis Impersonator: Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

Darius: Who are you supposed to be, anyway?

Elvis Impersonator:here's your nostalgia filter.
Link to video.

 

[Moai_Spammer]

 

[Emperor Bosco I]

I'm glad someone noticed that! Also, we need an Elvis smilie.

 

[Moai_Spammer]

an elvis smilie... it would have this as a base but then have elvis hair and a guitar!
Thank ya, thank ya very much :elvis:

 

[Mr. Sulu]

Ha, I tend to revive dead threads. But I'm happy there's an update. I hope the Plague doesn't cause too much trouble......

 

[Daedwartin]

Ha, I tend to revive dead threads. But I'm happy there's an update. I hope the Plague doesn't cause too much trouble......

not dead yet. only been a week since update, and last comment before you was about 2 days before you.

 

[Moai_Spammer]

if anything it was a very very very small

 

[trexeric]

I think he was referring to his earleir necro...

 

[Moai_Spammer]

oh...