Bluemofia
F=ma
And the cities would change graphic.
The Playground Mod: The Hall Monitors
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The Omega
Completely Insane
Pat 7: Ah... No more War....
Principal Omega was once again back at his computer, checking the status of the war against Freak Attack. All in all, it had practically come to a halt. Coach Sheard had eliminated all Freak Attackian troops in the area, and was simply killing Barbarians. And the kid he'd sent into the FA heartland had killed two Boy Warriors, only to be killed by another two that appeared while he was returning to the Portables. Freak Attak had tried to launch an attack on the Portables, but they were cut down by the Teacher's MGs. Omega finally decided that enough was enough.
Omega: "Irene, send an envoy of peace to S. Tell him we're willing to negotiate a cease fire."
Irene: "Yes sir."
The next day, S and Omega met, and agreed to end the fighting. It was clear to everyone that Freak Attack had lost this war, and as Omega left the negotiating room, he heard S vowing revenge....
With the negotiations done, Omega went south to investigate the Barbarian threat growing in the mountains....
Principal Omega was once again back at his computer, checking the status of the war against Freak Attack. All in all, it had practically come to a halt. Coach Sheard had eliminated all Freak Attackian troops in the area, and was simply killing Barbarians. And the kid he'd sent into the FA heartland had killed two Boy Warriors, only to be killed by another two that appeared while he was returning to the Portables. Freak Attak had tried to launch an attack on the Portables, but they were cut down by the Teacher's MGs. Omega finally decided that enough was enough.
Omega: "Irene, send an envoy of peace to S. Tell him we're willing to negotiate a cease fire."
Irene: "Yes sir."
The next day, S and Omega met, and agreed to end the fighting. It was clear to everyone that Freak Attack had lost this war, and as Omega left the negotiating room, he heard S vowing revenge....
With the negotiations done, Omega went south to investigate the Barbarian threat growing in the mountains....
The Omega
Completely Insane
Hmm.... The image showing the negotiations with FA don't seem to be showing.... Basically, they gave me a city and 10 gold.
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 8: The New Recruits
Irene: "Principal Omega, I am pleased to report that we have finally finished research on a way to connect out cities via airports."
Omega: "Good. Start researching ways to spy on the kids. There's a bunch of barbarians near my position, so I'll be fighting them for a while. Oh, and have the new recruits showed up yet?"
Irene: "One's already here. The other's scheduled to come in 4 days."
Omega: "Okay, tell them what their duties are and all that stuff. I've got some things to deal with."
Gunshots are heard over the radio right before Irene turns it off. She then turns to the new Teacher.
Irene: "So, your name's Mr. Vega, and your a science teacher?"
Mr. Vega: "Yes ma'am."
Irene: "Good. Here's your rifle. You'll be guarding the Science Room. Now, while there isn't much of a threat to it right now, Principal Omega's worried about Barbarian's sneaking into the school and destroying valuable school equipment. Shoot any barbarians on sight."
Mr. Vega: "Umm.... Shoot students?"
Irene: "Yes, it's either that or be stabbed by their pointy sword things."
Mr. Vega: "Oh....."
Irene: "What are you still doing here? Get going!"
Southern Playground Entrance
Tower Guard: "Hey, those look like skeletons! Walking skeletens! What are we supposed to do, sir?"
Officer: "I don't know.... I'll call Omega."
*Over radio*
Officer: "Principal Omega, we've spotted a bunch of skeletons coming this way. They're possibly Senso soldiers. What should we do?"
Omega: "How many are there?"
Officer: "Two, sir."
Omega: "SHOOT THEM!!!!!!! I'll be over to help in a few days."
The MGs from both towers opened up on the skeletons, completely destroying them. But in then two more skeletons came. They were also cut down, but they were replaced by three skeletons. The towers fired as fast as they could, but more Senso soldiers kept coming. When Omega arrived, there were five skeletons coming, two of whom were equipped with bows. Omega and the Tower's killed three, but more skeletons were coming....
The Office
Irene: "So, you're Mrs. White, and you're a band teacher?"
Mrs. White: "Yes, that is correct."
Irene: "Okay, here's your rifle, here's your helmet, the band rooms that way, kill any enemy students who come close."
Mrs. White: "I can shoot students?"
Irene: "Yes, you can shoot students."
Mrs. White: "I like this job!"
Irene: "Principal Omega, I am pleased to report that we have finally finished research on a way to connect out cities via airports."
Omega: "Good. Start researching ways to spy on the kids. There's a bunch of barbarians near my position, so I'll be fighting them for a while. Oh, and have the new recruits showed up yet?"
Irene: "One's already here. The other's scheduled to come in 4 days."
Omega: "Okay, tell them what their duties are and all that stuff. I've got some things to deal with."
Gunshots are heard over the radio right before Irene turns it off. She then turns to the new Teacher.
Irene: "So, your name's Mr. Vega, and your a science teacher?"
Mr. Vega: "Yes ma'am."
Irene: "Good. Here's your rifle. You'll be guarding the Science Room. Now, while there isn't much of a threat to it right now, Principal Omega's worried about Barbarian's sneaking into the school and destroying valuable school equipment. Shoot any barbarians on sight."
Mr. Vega: "Umm.... Shoot students?"
Irene: "Yes, it's either that or be stabbed by their pointy sword things."
Mr. Vega: "Oh....."
Irene: "What are you still doing here? Get going!"
Southern Playground Entrance
Tower Guard: "Hey, those look like skeletons! Walking skeletens! What are we supposed to do, sir?"
Officer: "I don't know.... I'll call Omega."
*Over radio*
Officer: "Principal Omega, we've spotted a bunch of skeletons coming this way. They're possibly Senso soldiers. What should we do?"
Omega: "How many are there?"
Officer: "Two, sir."
Omega: "SHOOT THEM!!!!!!! I'll be over to help in a few days."
The MGs from both towers opened up on the skeletons, completely destroying them. But in then two more skeletons came. They were also cut down, but they were replaced by three skeletons. The towers fired as fast as they could, but more Senso soldiers kept coming. When Omega arrived, there were five skeletons coming, two of whom were equipped with bows. Omega and the Tower's killed three, but more skeletons were coming....
The Office
Irene: "So, you're Mrs. White, and you're a band teacher?"
Mrs. White: "Yes, that is correct."
Irene: "Okay, here's your rifle, here's your helmet, the band rooms that way, kill any enemy students who come close."
Mrs. White: "I can shoot students?"
Irene: "Yes, you can shoot students."
Mrs. White: "I like this job!"
The Omega
Completely Insane
????
None of the images I post are showing up.....
None of the images I post are showing up.....
Bluemofia
F=ma
They are for me.
The Omega
Completely Insane
Okay, now they are, but they weren't earlier.
Mirc
Not mIRC!!!
I can't see them.
Bluemofia
F=ma
Omega, you are exceeding your bandwith at ripway.
Upload them to imageshack, and you will get better results. (virtually unlimited bandwith)
Upload them to imageshack, and you will get better results. (virtually unlimited bandwith)
The Omega
Completely Insane
Well, I tried deleting some of the pictures, and that still didn't work. And according to Ripway, I'm no where near exceeding my bandwtih....Bluemofia said:
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 9: End One War, Start Another
Chris: "Hey, Mr. Omega?"
Omega: "Gah! Where'd you come from?"
Chris: "Um, I'd like to ask you to stop shooting my people. Please."
Omega: "You mean those terrorist who were obviously trying to destroy vital Teacher installations?"
Chris: "No, I mean the people I sent to clear out the Barbarians."
Omega: "I won't listen to your excuses! We will keep shooting your people until they stop coming!"
Chris: "I'll give you land if you stop."
Omega: "Ooh, land! I agree!"
And with that, the Teacher-Senso War ended. For a few days, peace existed on the Playground. Then, at Boy Fort....
Omega: "You there! What is the meaning of this fortress?"
Boy Soldier: "Umm.... To store vital materials in a less exposed position than that of Boy Island, and maintain a strategic view over Freak Path?"
Omega: "A likely story! And how would you explain its close proximity to the school?"
Boy Soldier: "Well, because Boy Island's right over there, and we wanted to place the fort as close to it as possible...."
Omega: "Silence! Die, Infidels!"
Boy Soldier: "Argh, my spleen...."
Omega: "BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Of course, Principal Omega seizing Boy Fort was not looked kindly upon by Presiden-Dictator Alexi. He immediantly ordered an attack on the Teacher's recently aquired Senso Outpost #7.
Unfortunately for Alexi, and all the residents of Senso Outpost #7, Omega was one step ahead, and ordered the complete destruction of the Outpost, right as the Boy Warrios tried to capture it.
Only time would tell how this new war would turn out....
Chris: "Hey, Mr. Omega?"
Omega: "Gah! Where'd you come from?"
Chris: "Um, I'd like to ask you to stop shooting my people. Please."
Omega: "You mean those terrorist who were obviously trying to destroy vital Teacher installations?"
Chris: "No, I mean the people I sent to clear out the Barbarians."
Omega: "I won't listen to your excuses! We will keep shooting your people until they stop coming!"
Chris: "I'll give you land if you stop."
Omega: "Ooh, land! I agree!"
And with that, the Teacher-Senso War ended. For a few days, peace existed on the Playground. Then, at Boy Fort....
Omega: "You there! What is the meaning of this fortress?"
Boy Soldier: "Umm.... To store vital materials in a less exposed position than that of Boy Island, and maintain a strategic view over Freak Path?"
Omega: "A likely story! And how would you explain its close proximity to the school?"
Boy Soldier: "Well, because Boy Island's right over there, and we wanted to place the fort as close to it as possible...."
Omega: "Silence! Die, Infidels!"
Boy Soldier: "Argh, my spleen...."
Omega: "BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Of course, Principal Omega seizing Boy Fort was not looked kindly upon by Presiden-Dictator Alexi. He immediantly ordered an attack on the Teacher's recently aquired Senso Outpost #7.
Unfortunately for Alexi, and all the residents of Senso Outpost #7, Omega was one step ahead, and ordered the complete destruction of the Outpost, right as the Boy Warrios tried to capture it.
Only time would tell how this new war would turn out....
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 10: Horrors! Stupidity!
Omega was busy laughing maniacly from his new cardboard palace in Boy Fort when his radio crackled to life.
Irene: "Omega, we've gotten word that Horse has completed the Big Statue."
Omega: "The what?"
Irene: "They've made a really big statue in one of their cities. And they're charging people money to see it. They're getting quite alot of money, too."
Omega: "Hmmm..... We shall have to capture it one day. Oh, and Alexi wants to talk to you. He says he'll give you land in exchange for peace."
Omega: "Ooh! Ooh! More land!"
*5 minutes later*
Alexi: "Hello sir. Here's the peace treaty I mentioned. As you can see, in exchange for peace, we give you two practically worthless cities, one right next to a volcano, and the other suffering from massive stupidity and corruption. Though, knowing you, I assume that you'll sign anything in exchange for some more land."
Omega: "Land! Land! Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
Omega quickly signed the treaty, practically tearing the paper with his enthusiasm. As Alexi had said, the two cities were suffering from mass corruption, were in terrible places, and due to their location on Boy Island, could easily be retaken by the Boy Union. Omega didn't care. He'd gotten some more land.
But then, disaster struck.
A wave of stupidity swept through the Portables. Omega ordered all soldiers to get out of the infected area, but he knew it wouldn't be enough. A few days later, it began to infect the school, slowly spreading from room to room. It even reached the office. Soon, no city was safe from its grasp....
(Due to a bug in the Playground Mod, the Black Death (Known as stupidity in the mod) doesn't go away once you get it, no matter what. However, we are going to fix this problem in version 2.0)
Omega was busy laughing maniacly from his new cardboard palace in Boy Fort when his radio crackled to life.
Irene: "Omega, we've gotten word that Horse has completed the Big Statue."
Omega: "The what?"
Irene: "They've made a really big statue in one of their cities. And they're charging people money to see it. They're getting quite alot of money, too."
Omega: "Hmmm..... We shall have to capture it one day. Oh, and Alexi wants to talk to you. He says he'll give you land in exchange for peace."
Omega: "Ooh! Ooh! More land!"
*5 minutes later*
Alexi: "Hello sir. Here's the peace treaty I mentioned. As you can see, in exchange for peace, we give you two practically worthless cities, one right next to a volcano, and the other suffering from massive stupidity and corruption. Though, knowing you, I assume that you'll sign anything in exchange for some more land."
Omega: "Land! Land! Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
Omega quickly signed the treaty, practically tearing the paper with his enthusiasm. As Alexi had said, the two cities were suffering from mass corruption, were in terrible places, and due to their location on Boy Island, could easily be retaken by the Boy Union. Omega didn't care. He'd gotten some more land.
But then, disaster struck.
A wave of stupidity swept through the Portables. Omega ordered all soldiers to get out of the infected area, but he knew it wouldn't be enough. A few days later, it began to infect the school, slowly spreading from room to room. It even reached the office. Soon, no city was safe from its grasp....
(Due to a bug in the Playground Mod, the Black Death (Known as stupidity in the mod) doesn't go away once you get it, no matter what. However, we are going to fix this problem in version 2.0)
azzaman333
meh
Stupidity spreading and no way to get rid of it.
Bluemofia
F=ma
Yep.azzaman333 said:
I decided to make the plague stupidity, because there are periods of time in the school year that people become immensly stupid.
Ansar
Détente avec l'été
Near the end of the school year, that kind of plague happens at my school... 
But seriously, like Bluemofia said, upload them to Imageshack, or resize them...
But seriously, like Bluemofia said, upload them to Imageshack, or resize them...
The Omega
Completely Insane
Well, I've started using imageshack, so some of my pictures are actually showing up.
And sorry for the delays and everything. I've already got the next part of the story ready, it's just I havne't gotten to posting it....
And sorry for the delays and everything. I've already got the next part of the story ready, it's just I havne't gotten to posting it....
Ansar
Détente avec l'été
Then get posting!! 
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 11: Assemble the Troops!
And so, it came to pass that the Teacher's finally figured out ways to spy on the kids, using informers, and once they finished building it, a spy agency. There was much joy and celebration amongst the Teachers, yet much weeping and gnashing of teeth amongs the kids.
But Omega did not have time to gloat to those that said a spy system was impossible, as he had more pressing concerns. The Teachers were demanding a Teacher's Union to be built, but Omega spake, "Thou shalt wait another turn before beginning this grand construction, for if thou beggenith it now, it and the spy agency shalt be completed on thy same turn, and my evil computer shall not allow me to take more than one picture of the game at a time."
And thus, the Teacher's were calmed, and agreed to wait another day before beginning construction.
And in the faraway land of the Portables, an army like no other had been assembled. Teacher's so covered the ground, that the poor kindergardeners trying to play ball claimed that the sun itself was blocked by the Teacher's sheer tallness, and numbers. And people looked around, and asked, "How is this possible? They weren't there a day ago."
And Omega smiled, and told them of how every classroom, and most of the Portables were now connected via airports, and troops could be transported from across the vast distances of the School in incredibly short times. And the people cheered, and applauded the Omega's genius.
And so, it came to pass that the Teacher's finally figured out ways to spy on the kids, using informers, and once they finished building it, a spy agency. There was much joy and celebration amongst the Teachers, yet much weeping and gnashing of teeth amongs the kids.
But Omega did not have time to gloat to those that said a spy system was impossible, as he had more pressing concerns. The Teachers were demanding a Teacher's Union to be built, but Omega spake, "Thou shalt wait another turn before beginning this grand construction, for if thou beggenith it now, it and the spy agency shalt be completed on thy same turn, and my evil computer shall not allow me to take more than one picture of the game at a time."
And thus, the Teacher's were calmed, and agreed to wait another day before beginning construction.
And in the faraway land of the Portables, an army like no other had been assembled. Teacher's so covered the ground, that the poor kindergardeners trying to play ball claimed that the sun itself was blocked by the Teacher's sheer tallness, and numbers. And people looked around, and asked, "How is this possible? They weren't there a day ago."
And Omega smiled, and told them of how every classroom, and most of the Portables were now connected via airports, and troops could be transported from across the vast distances of the School in incredibly short times. And the people cheered, and applauded the Omega's genius.
Bluemofia
F=ma
Hehe... Funny.
You could splice the pictures, but that would take effort.
You could splice the pictures, but that would take effort.
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