The Rise and Fall of Radio (a BTS DI)

[Dumanios]

Go get 'em, kid!

 

[Radio Noer]

Oh, and good luck, your definitely going to need it

Yes, these "subtle changes" are extremely...vexing to say the least.

 

[brandon.herren]

Hehe Anyways, I'm fairly certain to your going to lose at least one city...

 

[Radio Noer]

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.​

Radio dreaded the next morning, he awoke to find his capital a wasteland, devoid of anything useful, Pasargadae was thriving, but his empire was crumbling.

Radio did find an interesting passageway through the ice, and sent some magical ships through the passage to start the "trials"

But first, as the economy was circling the drain, he bulbed Education, hoping somkembody would come up with a way for the gods to forgive him for whatever he had done.

A task was completed, the first city captured.

Likewise the second.

The Radio remembered that he needed to delete the ships, he sent them beneath the waves, never to be seen again (while simultaneously helping the economy!)

Then, Radio finished the Third Trial, hoping he would soon be forgiven.

In other news, the barbarian Great Scientist is still alive and Bob wasn't killed, the French weren't found and Radio is scared.

Get...(I can't believe I'm going to say this) editing! (weak, somewhat sad fanfare)

 

[brandon.herren]

BrHe watched as the struggling Radio Noer continued to maintain his empire. This must end, he thought. The tribes of the south must become stronger... much stronger...

Spoiler :

I added 3 Barbarian cities south of his land, and gave the barbarians all ancient techs/a few classical techs

 

[spaceman98]

The teacher told the god of Something that what he says will be true, as long as it was not too big. It would be interpreted litteraly, and every word will have a result. Then he left, the teacher also wished that the god of Something would repay the mortals who had been kind to him. So the god of Something declared: "I will repay the mortal"
Here was the result: You can read this since this is your reward

Spoiler :

Place gold, gems and silver near Tarsos and Susa.
Also, remove the barbarian great scientist

The god of something was happy with this result. At least he could now do something. So he declared: Finally, I can do what I want, today is a great day! The result was unexpected:
NFME:

Spoiler :

Place 1 Hit Movies resource in the territory of every civilization (including Persia) and 1 in a barbarian city

 

[brandon.herren]

added spaceman98's edits.

@Radio Noer
How come you didn't move your research up higher?

 

[Dumanios]

The God of Winter felt that mortals hadn't felt much of his power. A pity, as he then showed much his power to the world.

Not for thine mortal eyes

Spoiler :

Added more snow around world capitals, except Persepolis. Susa got snow instead. Add a lot of tundra to the south.

 

[strijder20]

Persopolis was reduced to a small village in the middle of a desert. Radio looked at his own capital and sighed.
'Need some help down there?'
'Yes, that would be appreciated, thank you!'
'No problem!'
And with a snap of the god's fingers, rivers began to stream through Persopolis's lands. The area was very fertile now.
'Now, do me a favor, and conquer those brutes to your south?'
'But how? I have no troo-'
'Problem solved. Go ahead'.

Quest:

Spoiler :

Use the Conquistadors for conquering the 5 barbarian cities to your south. DO not use them for anything else.

Changes:

Spoiler :

I added Floodplains and rivers to Persepolis's BFC. I added some islands and archipelagos.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Got the save.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

"Radio! Your capitol has been ravaged by evils. I have made your capital a sort of paradise, with some of almost every non-luxury resource. However, nothing comes at a price, as I have blocked the path to the Final Trial. If you want to go to the Promised Land, you must defeat the Infinite Army of Praetorians defending Epicopolis.

Spoiler :

I saw that the THREE PRAETORIANS OF OP-NESS had disappeared, so I decided to replace them with tons of non-upgraded Praetorians. I icelocked the path to the Final Trial, and revitalized the first Promised Land. I added some of almost every non-luxury resource, plus gold and silver near Persopolis.

 

[strijder20]

Uhm, no, Moreepicthanyou, I started with making his capital a paradise.

Do you know what's weird, by the way? By 740 AD, ZY had 6 cities. By 800 AD, he has only 2 left and is a vassal of Huayna.

 

[SamSniped]

I wonder where those Praets went...

 

[brandon.herren]

Next Update, I'm going to try to edit last. It has a lot more advantages

 

[thecaesar]

Alea Iacta Est​

THE TIME HAS COME FOR RECONCILIATION WITH YOUR FIRST CHOICE. THE DOOR OF ENDINGS HAS BEEN OPENED, AND AS SUCH, ENDINGS WILL TAKE PLACE. PREPARE YOURSELVES, MORTALS.

NFSE

Spoiler :

Could you place one Barb modern armor on the southernmost point of each landmass with at least one civilized (not barbarian) city on it?

 

[brandon.herren]

added thecaesar's edits

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

A barb modern armor? I don't think even my Numberless Legions could stand up to that...

 

[thecaesar]

Nooooooooooooo you've revealed too much! Hide it before the Mortal's head explodes from divine information!!

 

[Radio Noer]

*cough*Modern Armor pre-gunpowder (pre-modern age even) is over the top as I cannot hope to defend against it, please revoke the change*cough*

 

[thecaesar]

Don't worry, it's not next to you or anything. And it has to go through a bunch of AIs before it can even attack you, though I'm more sure it will attack them instead...

Likely the most damage it will do to you is destroy your scouts, if you even have any over there.