SouthernKing
crickety cricket
@space elevator: A nice, un-(or barely-)inhabited Pacific island would work too, but logistics headaches. Most proposals/concept art I've seen would put it on an artificial platform out at sea somewhere.
I wouldn't mind seeing an elevator out my window either, would look kind of cool actually.
I wouldn't mind seeing an elevator out my window either, would look kind of cool actually.

Exactly. "Oh shoot, my equation isn't working. Let's add X to get the results we wish for."