Book III: Operation Frog Patè
Chapter 6: "Now Grind to a Fine Paste & Bake for 60 Minutes...."
The second week of October 1914, Dr. Frankenstein announces that his team of crackhead scientists have discovered Colonial Administration Level VIII and are starting on Field Guns Mark III.... Soon we'll have even BIGGER artillery than our 120mm Howitzers.
Elsewhere, Pretoria recruits another Civil Engineer squad, which is sent off to Asia to help improve the infrastructure there. Dublin launches the Coastal BB,
FRS Engeland, while Perth launches a Coastal BB,
ACS Tasmania and Darwin launches Australia's first Early Destroyer, the
FRS Golden Fleece.
In the Mediterranean, Damascus launches the Early DD,
FRS Spacer One (RIP my friend

), which does its namesake proud by sinking a Balkan Transport in Irakleion, avenging the loss of 4 tons of Raw Materials to it last month.
France's downward spiral gains frightening momentum: In Africa, after a battle that saw only two Boer Light Cavalry regiments lost on our side, but five Colonial Infantry divisions and a Colonial Sentry regiment slaughtered to the man, Tangiers is liberated and joined with the Sovereign Republic of Morocco.
All available African Troops move in to liberate Tunis, the last French Colony in Africa, at the end of October.
The siege of Corsica continues with our gunners not being able to hit the broad side of a barn and more reinforcements landing... That city goes down at the end of the month or ELSE!
At Paris, the Artillery barrage of the century is initiated by General Veers himself pulling the firing lanyard on the first 7.5cm GebK247 mountain gun, after which a merciless rain of steel falls upon the city, shredding its defenders by the job lot... Still, there are so many troops holed up in the city that even with over 50 batteries hammering their positions (and a hit ratio of over 60%), several defending M1914 MG units are still at 50% strength.
The battle gets off to a bad start when M1914 MG battalions wipe out three entire divisions of VETERAN Commandos, but our troops' flagging morale is rallied when a regular Commando division mows down the elite Paris City Guard division and earns a promotion to veteran status. Three regular Commando divisions get into a scrap with a French Schneider CA1 Tank division, resulting in the annihilation of one entire Commando division, one Division suffering 75% casualties before they are able to retreat, but these two buy enough time for the THIRD Commando division to plant "sticky bombs" on the tanks' weak points and blow them to Hell!
The battle again turns sour with an M1914 MG position wiping out FOUR ENTIRE COMMANDO DIVISIONS before a fifth gets close enough to silence them, along with another M1914 MG position with a few well-placed grenades, earning a well-deserved promotion to veteran status! Another M1914 position mows down a regular Commando division and a veteran Boer Light Cavalry regiment before another Light Cavalry regiment takes them out.
At this point the battle finally turns against the Frogs, with a vetran Light Cavalry regiment wiping out TWO ENTIRE M1914 MG BATTALIONS! The Lt. Cav earn a promotion to elite status for their prowess and courage. The French, getting desperate for fresh defenders, sends a Colonial Infantry division to the front, where they get promptly overrun by a Light Cavalry division.
The assault stalls once more, as another line of Colonial Infantry manages to gun down a veteran Light Cavalry regiment, but the momentum picks up again as another Light Cavalry regiment following behind removes the offending Colonial Infantry from the path of our advance into the heart of the city. Another Veteran Light Cavalry regiment takes out an M1914 MG position, along with the hastily recruited Colonial Sentry regiment backing them up, earning a promotion to elite status. In the Northern side of the city, three Colonial Sentry regiments are wiped out in a fast-paced battle with five Renault Gepantser Groepeer, which also claims two of the Renault Groepeer.
During the assault on the final lines of defense in the heart of Paris, a Veteran Commando division wipes out two Colonial Sentry Regiments, earning a promotion to elite, while Veld Marshall Takayama leads his personal Renault Gepantser Groep in the final push, wiping out the last veteran Colonial Sentry regiment and capturing the city!
The French Chemical Weapons Specialists and manufacturers are rounded up and hung from the Arc de Triomphe as an example to all what the consequences of using such foul weapons of mass destruction against the Federaal Republiek van Afrikaa are!
None of the French government officials were found, however, but an Armored Train was spotted hightailing it to the
An airship is spotted flying to the Southeast, and word arrives that the French government has moved to the besieged city of Bordeaux.
The main attack column moves on and hits Brest from both land and sea, with the
Namibia and
Cape of Good Hope Battle Groups providing Shore Fire Support. The
FRS Ndongo sinks a Steam Transport in port, doing its namesake Sovereign republic proud, while the
FRS Lüderitz blows up a Nieuport Fighter squadron, earning a promotion to veteran status, and the
FRS Bloemfontein blows up an Advanced Airship.

All other defenders suffer 75% casualties and the boys go in to finish the job.
In one of the most one-sided battles of this entire war, two veteran Commando divisions wipe out two French WWI Infantry divisions, a Colonial Infantry division, and an M1897 MG battalion without taking a single loss, liberating the city!
The City and surrounding area are organized into the Sovereign Republic of Brittany, while the rest of the assault force pushed on to Nantes.
During the Battle of Nantes, another rousing Artillery Barrage decimates all defending units, with the exception of a Colonial Sentry regiment, which is unceremoniously dispatched by a veteran Commando division, while an elite Renault Gepantser Groep runs and guns down an M1897 MG battalion. A regular Commando division is wiped out by a Colonial Infantry division, who is unable to gloat about it due to the fact that another regular Commando division wipes THEM out and captures the city!
All of Brittany is now liberated from
Frogish French control and Nantes, after being re-named to Naoned, is made capitol of the Sovereign Republic of Brittany.
Further to the West, the massive collapse of France's core, along with the arrival of several Howitzer batteries, finally allows us to break the deadlock around Nancy. Even with all defenders taking hits from the artillery barrage, SIX entire Commando divisions are mowed down by M1897 and M1914 MGs like wheat before a combine harvester before one manages to get close enough to lob some grenades into their trenches, blowing up an entire M1914 MG position in the process.
With that gap opened up, three more regular Commando divisions are able to rush in and wipe out the remaining M1914 and two M1897 MG battalions and take the city!
Nancy and the surrounding territory is organized into the Sovereign Republic of Lorraine after being re-named to Nanzig.
In Gascony, the 1
st Iberian Army lays into Bordeaux, the current French Capitol, leaving all their heavy defensive units with only 25% of their fighting strength intact. In the initial assault, three regular Commando divisions are wiped out in exchange for a single Colonial Infantry division. An elite Renault Gepantser Groep wipes out an M1914 MG battalion, while another regular Commando division wipes out a Colonial Infantry division before getting gunned down by a WWI Infantry division.
Another regular Commando division makes sure these WWI Infantry don't have enough time to properly savor their victory, before, they too, get wiped out by yet another WWI Infantry division.
A regular Commando division takes out this last WWI Infantry division, while Defense Minister Jason Voorhees personally leads his Renault Gepantser Groep in the final assault that wipes out the last M1897 MG battalion and captures the city!
Bordeaux and the surrounding region are established as the Sovereign Basque Republic of Gascony, and the French Goverment, once again, manages to sneak out of town and set up in Limoges.
....Which, unfortunately for them, comes under almost immediate attack.
After our Howitzers inflict 75% casualties on the defenders, our troops roll in once again! A veteran Commando division wipes out an M1914 MG battalion, but is lured into a trap and mowed down by two well-hidden M1897 MG emplacements. Unfortunately for them, another veteran Commando was sneaking around their flank and manages to wipe them both out with minimal casualties, clearing out the last French troops and capturing the city!
This city, along with Paris and Marseilles is added to the Provisional State of Gual
This time, the French Capitol moves to Tunisia!
In mopping up actions, all French troops between Brest and Paris are wiped out without any major losses on our side, and the same goes for the French troops invading Cornwall.
In Africa, two Light Cavalry regiments and a Commando division are wiped out in similar operations, but the French lose two Colonial Infantry divisions, a Legionaire division and a Colonial Cavalry division.
All available troops and artillery in
France Gaul proper move into position to hit Lyons at the end of the month. France is now reduced to three cities, all of which are heavily invested by our troops and artillery... France is not expected to last past the end of October!
Elsewhere, a veteran Light Cavalry regiment in Siberia wipes out a Bandit Light Cavalry regiment and is promoted to elite status.
During the next two weeks, Brazil and Argentina sign a peace treaty, while the Dutch come begging for an alliance against the US. President Kruger's response to that request is something along the lines of, "Are you NUCKING FUTS?!" ...But we do give them 10000 Gilders to help them drag out the war and hopefully grind down the US's over-powered military somewhat (just in case they decide to back-stab us some point down the road).
In military news, what most historians would later call "France's Last Gasp," an all-out attack on Algiers with the last of their African attack forces is driven off. They lose four Colonial Cavalry regiments in exchange for a single Boer Infantry division, and this being Africa, our homeland, there's plenty more where THEY came from!
Thus it is with France on the edge of complete annihilation that this chapter comes to a close.