The Wild Wild West: A Small Mafia Game

[NinjaCow64]

Really? I got attacked, and you're voting me?

FoS: GamezRule


(bold is mine)

"reveal to me so I can kill you"

Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow

Do you really think that I'd be that stupid to do something like that if I was Mafia? I learnt my lesson from ATOC thank you very much.

Now, what was this about being attacked last night? Are you bulletproof or something?

 

[Zack]

Do you really think that I'd be that stupid to do something like that if I was Mafia?

You certainly wouldn't be the first mafioso to try and coax an innocent power role into revealing themselves to you. I will concede, however, that you certainly wouldn't be the first townie to do so either.

Now, what was this about being attacked last night? Are you bulletproof or something?

"damn it is that why my kill on you last night didn't work?"

EDIT:

Dude. I'm joking.

Dude. Vote for NinjaCow.

 

[Zack]

And let's put that in picture form.

 

[choxorn]

Zack, are you just inferring you were attacked from the write-up, or do you actually know you were attacked? The write-up doesn't really make it clear why there was no kill, or who was attacked but didn't die.

 

[Zack]

Zack, are you just inferring you were attacked from the write-up, or do you actually know you were attacked? The write-up doesn't really make it clear why there was no kill, or who was attacked but didn't die.

I received a PM from our wonderful host, Verarde, telling me that I was attacked last night.

 

[GenMarshall]

CivGeneral glares at NinjaCow after making a big announcement. "What's this about a roleblock. Hmm, Cow?" CivGeneral said to NinjaCow. "It's a joke!! I swear!!!!". Soon, everyone circled NinjaCow. Desperate for a distraction, NinjaCow shouted off the top of his lungs "POLAND!!!" but it was no use. Except for Choxorn who blurted out "Poland is in Africa!!". "Ok, Ok, enough with the Poland jokes. At least it's not an arrow to the knee joke. But enough delay NinjaCow. What do you have to say in your defense?" CivGeneral said as he leans over NinjaCow.

 

[NinjaCow64]

And let's put that in picture form.

I freaking love that meme.

I received a PM from our wonderful host, Verarde, telling me that I was attacked last night.

Damn, that rules out the possibility of the Mafia being roleblocked.

I'm slightly suspicious of you though as claiming Bulletproof is a really good explanation why you're not getting killed at night when you are Mafia. Therefore, my vote goes to Zack. It's not a very good lead but it's the only one we've got.

What do you have to say in your defense?" CivGeneral said as he leans over NinjaCow.

Firstly, I would like to say that Poland is in Eastern Europe.

Secondly, I am a Vanilla Townie. No powers, no nothing. It would be a waste to lynch me but not a tragedy. So if the town decides to lynch me I will go quietly.

 

[landlubber]

I'm slightly suspicious of you though as claiming Bulletproof is a really good explanation why you're not getting killed at night when you are Mafia. Therefore, my vote goes to Zack. It's not a very good lead but it's the only one we've got.

There is the possibility of Zack being protected by a doctor. Where in the world did you get bulletproof? And why does that make him scum? It would be pointless for a mafia to be bulletproof, so why does that make you want to vote for him?
Wasn't going to vote for you, but I'm not liking the way this is sounding. Vote:NinjaCow.

 

[Optical]

I'm most convinced by the case on NinjaCow right now.

 

[Verarde]

If you guys have any behind the scenes communications, please copy me on those.

 

[Zack]

I freaking love that meme.

Vote for Pedro, or how I've been replacing it with "Vote for [player]" and replacing Pedro's head with the avatar of the player?

Damn, that rules out the possibility of the Mafia being roleblocked.

Not necessarily. The wrong mafioso might have been blocked, or something.

I'm slightly suspicious of you though as claiming Bulletproof is a really good explanation why you're not getting killed at night when you are Mafia. Therefore, my vote goes to Zack. It's not a very good lead but it's the only one we've got.

I never claimed bulletproof (and even if I did, that's a lousy reason for voting me at this point), and you're only voting me because I voted you. You're OMGUSing just like you did in A Tale of One City against askthepizzaguy.

Secondly, I am a Vanilla Townie. No powers, no nothing. It would be a waste to lynch me but not a tragedy. So if the town decides to lynch me I will go quietly.

What an easy claim for a mafioso to make.

I've also noticed that you've stopped with the cowboy talk. Getting nervous, NinjaCow?

 

[NinjaCow64]

Vote for Pedro, or how I've been replacing it with "Vote for [player]" and replacing Pedro's head with the avatar of the player?

Da second un.

Not necessarily. The wrong mafioso might have been blocked, or something.

That doesn't halp any o' us!

I never claimed bulletproof (and even if I did, that's a lousy reason for voting me at this point), and you're only voting me because I voted you. You're OMGUSing just like you did in A Tale of One City against askthepizzaguy.

When did I OMGUS som' pizza guy? I didn't OMGUS no pizza guy! He OMGUSed me!

Ya knaw, tat ain't gonna halp us at awl.

What an easy claim for a mafioso to make.

Ad I said earlia, I'll go dawn without a fiight if tat's wat da town wants me ta do.

I've also noticed that you've stopped with the cowboy talk. Getting nervous, NinjaCow?

It ain't easy to talk cowboy, partner. 'Pecially when ya don't 'ave much tame on da intarnet.

Lyanch me, ya probabay gonna anyway. Wat a waste.

 

[choxorn]

You know, returning to the cowboy character isn't helping your case any, NinjaCow.

 

[Jarrema]

Firstly, I would like to say that Poland is in Eastern Europe.

It is Central Europe, you scum!
vote: Ninjacow
(for other reasons)

 

[GamezRule]

vote: NinjaCow purely because Poland is in Central Europe!

 

[Jarrema]

vote: NinjaCow purely because Poland is in Central Europe!

Joke told for a first time might be funny. Second time - not really.
Also, wagon on Ninja is growing insane.
Unvote, vote: GamezRule

 

[Jarrema]

Forgot to bold:
unvote, vote:Gamezrule[/B

 

[Jarrema]

OMG
what happens to me?
once more:
unvote, vote:Gamezrule

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: NinjaCow purely because Poland is in Central Europe!

Poland.... is.... in.... CANADA!!!!



VOTE: GAMEZRULE AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Skwink]

vote: NinjaCow purely because Poland is in Central Europe!

I've been to Central Europe and there were most defiantly many Polands there, so vote: NinjaCow