The Wisdom of Paris Hilton

[PrinceOfLeigh]

dunno about the others, but i have a crush on her since 10 years old. mum mum...and i live in Singapore.

I did have a crush on her until I was caught with a picture of her I'd ripped out The Scum by my mother. It was embarrasing more than anything. Still, things you do when you're 21

BTW, apologies Ramius for the misquote with your name, I've editted it.

 

[bhsup]

@ Ramius Sam Fox is a good shout for the 80's, not sure how internationaly she was known though.

Let's just say my teenager past self had plenty of her posters on the wall of my bedroom back in the 80s. They were regular swimsuit posters, though. I didn't realize she was big for this "page 3" thing for years afterwards.

I still have high hopes of swaying her back to 'our side' and away from her female companion.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

I still have high hopes of swaying her back to 'our side' and away from her female companion.

I appreciate your efforts. Take one for the team*

Secondly it's quite worrying that a Paris Hilton thread has stretched to 5 pages when there are issues of international importance failing to get off page 1

*What does that actually mean by the way? I know it's a sporting reference but where does it originate from?

 

[bathsheba666]

To me she is a single issue lady. Once you're bored of the Clinton story what else has she got?

Whereas Paris is more a single tissue lady.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

For other examples of the same manufacturing: . . .Mandy Moore

I have to disagree. Besides not really being blonde, she is more or less now a real actress in her own right and not quite "mainstream" enough, I think. Also I find her attractive, which of course means that she is genuine.

 

[The Last Conformist]

I have to disagree. Besides not really being blonde, she is more or less now a real actress in her own right and not quite "mainstream" enough, I think. Also I find her attractive, which of course means that she is genuine.

On another forum I frequent, it's customary to mock Ms Moore for having too widely set eyes. There's even a dedicated smiley to drive the point home:

 

[Ramius75]

I did have a crush on her until I was caught with a picture of her I'd ripped out The Scum by my mother. It was embarrasing more than anything. Still, things you do when you're 21

BTW, apologies Ramius for the misquote with your name, I've editted it.

Np, its ok

ya, had a crush on her since young, guess i now know why the obession on top heavy girls

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

On another forum I frequent, it's customary to mock Ms Moore for having too widely set eyes. There's even a dedicated smiley to drive the point home:

Maybe so, but she is still cute.

 

[IglooDame]

hmmmm, never was really interested in her anyway and the stupid TV show(cant remember the name) she had is absolutely 1 of the worst in recent time as its mere presence is a mockery of human intelligence.

As a boob guy, i think thats the most important asset a woman can have hence my selection is as followed

50s Sophia Loren
60s Marilyn Monroe
70s Bo Derek
80s Samantha Fox
90s Pamela Anderson
00s Still too early to tell. Someone show me some lights at the end of the tunnel.

and paris hilton is totally out

Seconded.

And I'd recognize Anna Nicole Smith way before Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, or Britney Spears, who all look alike to me in a sort of generic-blonde-celebrity way.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

And I'd recognize Anna Nicole Smith way before Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, or Britney Spears, who all look alike to me in a sort of generic-blonde-celebrity way.

Whereas Anna Nicole looks completely different from other former Playgirls?

 

[Alpine Trooper]

That dirt-squirrel skank aint no iconic blonde.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

That dirt-squirrel skank aint no iconic blonde.

Which "Dirt-Squirrel Skank"?

 

[Alpine Trooper]

Which "Dirt-Squirrel Skank"?

Hilton. And I personally prefer as the hottest blonde, but not iconic, Estelle Warren:

 

[IglooDame]

Whereas Anna Nicole looks completely different from other former Playgirls?

Only once she let herself go to seed, yeah.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

And I personally prefer as the hottest blonde, but not iconic, Estelle Warren:

The more open her top is, the more iconic she gets.

 

[Rambuchan]

As a boob guy, i think thats the most important asset a woman can have hence my selection is as followed

50s Sophia Loren (+)
60s Marilyn Monroe (*)
70s Bo Derek (+)
80s Samantha Fox (*)
90s Pamela Anderson (*)
00s Still too early to tell. Someone show me some lights at the end of the tunnel.

What kind of "boob guy"?

You're erring between being an "aesthetic, regardless of size, boob guy" (+) and an "over the shoulder boulder holder boob guy" (*).

Care to clarify your position on the boobies please?

 

[Alpine Trooper]

The more open her top is, the more iconic she gets.

And the more stiff I get.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Waaaaaaaaaayyyyy too much information

 

[Kozmos]

*pats Bozo* You aint seen nuthin yet boi....

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Oh no, Ive seen