The Worst Chat Up Lines Ever

[Sahkuhnder]

Just begging for a bad pickup line:





EDIT - corrected a bad link.

 

[Arachnaphobia]

please say you've never used any of them.

I've used the first one before and for some reason it didn't work, but I'm not sure why. Maybe it was the timing when I said it or something I got wrong

 

[BCLG100]

I've used the first one before and for some reason it didn't work, but I'm not sure why. Maybe it was the timing when I said it or something I got wrong

yer i think that was praps the main reason because normally any other girl would be on her knees in seconds.

 

[Abaddon]

which is a VERY positive outcome in my book

 

[Veritass]

The worst chat-up line I ever used myself was in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles. I was there to get my license renewed, which happens on your birthday, so I made the assumption that the girl in front of me was about to have her birthday as well. I asked her if I could take her out for her birthday this weekend, and she accepted. It was a one-date relationship; she was a freak; this is probably to be expected from someone who would actually accept such a proposition.

 

[CivFan91]

I don't know if that's a pickup line, but hey, you're right. BTW, it was her birthday, right? I'd hate to say that to somebody if I didn't know.

 

[BCLG100]

which is a VERY positive outcome in my book

not just your book anyones book.

 

[Eukaryote]

Not a pick up line but:
Friendship is like the piss in my pants: everyone can see, but only you feel the true warmth

that's awsome

 

[Eukaryote]

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

That's the best one, I dare you to use it.

 

[CivFan91]

that's awsome

It's awesome, and it sounds like something Larry the Cable Guy would say.

 

[BCLG100]

you can use any of these on a drunk girl but you have to question her intelligence if she falls for it.

 

[Eukaryote]

you can use any of these on a drunk girl but you have to question her intelligence if she falls for it.

How does intelligence affect a relationship?

 

[BCLG100]

How does intelligence affect a relationship?

Because any girl who falls for one of them lines sober has to be really really really really really stupid, one of those who has to remember to breathe.

 

[Slaughter]

True and true. You must be a lutetsa drunken ot od hatt

 

[CivFan91]

It's true that intelligence does matter. But you can't daydream about intelligence and end happier than you started.

 

[Ramius75]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.