Rambuchan
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The Worst Chat Up Lines Ever
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GeorgeOP
RF Bleachers
F*** me if I'm wrong, but weren't we about to have sex?
The difference between good and bad chat up lines is subtle. For example,
A bad chat up line:
"So what are you going to make me for breakfast tomorrow morning?"
A good chat up line:
"So what would you like me to make you for breakfast in the morning?"
A bad chat up line:
"So what are you going to make me for breakfast tomorrow morning?"
A good chat up line:
"So what would you like me to make you for breakfast in the morning?"
sligo
Warlord
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Some Pretty Bad Christian Pick Up Lines
(from http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/pickup.asp)
1. Nice bible.
2. I would like to pray with you.
3. You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
4. God told me to come talk to you.
5. I know a church where we could go and talk.
6. How about a hug, sister/brother?
7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8. Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12. I am here for you.
13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17. Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
24. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
(from http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/pickup.asp)
1. Nice bible.
2. I would like to pray with you.
3. You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
4. God told me to come talk to you.
5. I know a church where we could go and talk.
6. How about a hug, sister/brother?
7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8. Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12. I am here for you.
13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17. Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
24. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
More...but not Christian
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
sligo
Warlord
Hey, that's a nice outfit you're wearing. You know what would really look good on you? Me!
Sophie 378
Avvie by ybbor
"My friend really fancies you, would you go out with him? No? Would you go out with me then?"
Had that used on me once
(Edited because TF changed the code for that smilie adn I had to look it up!
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Edit again
That's the first time I've seen a split double-post.
Had that used on me once
(Edited because TF changed the code for that smilie adn I had to look it up!
)Edit again
That's the first time I've seen a split double-post.Merlin
The Ruler
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Kan' Sharuminar
Fluffy
CivFan91 said:Whoops, double-post. Sorry.
What the hell kinda chat-up line is that?
-Lick finger, place on person of desire
"We have to get you out of these wet clothes."
classical_hero
In whom I trust
Atlas14 said:
I might try some of these.
Cullyn
red ones go faster!!
This actually worked..
Girl: You only want to take me tonight
Man: theres no taking, its just two people giving
End Result Score!!! Night of really bad drunk sex 
But sex none the less
Girl: You only want to take me tonight
Man: theres no taking, its just two people giving
End Result Score!!! Night of really bad drunk sex
But sex none the less
sligo
Warlord
To a cute waitress:
I've searched this menu front and back, but you're not in it. What's up with that, because you'd make a great dessert.
To a Telemarketer with a sexy voice:
Since you have my number, can I have yours?
- Sligo
I've searched this menu front and back, but you're not in it. What's up with that, because you'd make a great dessert.
To a Telemarketer with a sexy voice:
Since you have my number, can I have yours?
- Sligo
Arachnaphobia
Man alive!
Man:Are your Jamaican?
Girl: No, why?
Man: Because Ja-makin-me horny!
Are we in the matrix? because you are the one!
Is your second name Jacobs? Because you're a real cracker!
Girl: No, why?
Man: Because Ja-makin-me horny!
Are we in the matrix? because you are the one!
Is your second name Jacobs? Because you're a real cracker!
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