The Y-Axis of Pizza

[BvBPL]

Is the order of topics on a pizza important?

Let's say I have a plain cheese on sauce pizza. I want to add pepperoni, black olives, and mushrooms. Is the order in which those toppings are placed important?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Is the order of topics on a pizza important?

Let's say I have a plain cheese on sauce pizza. I want to add pepperoni, black olives, and mushrooms. Is the order in which those toppings are placed important?

Are you asking about the order they are actually put on the pizza, or the order you say them in when you are placing the order?

You can say them in whatever order you think of them, because that won't determine the order they get put on anyway. Things that are placed, like the pepperoni, get put on before things that are sprinkled, like the olives. The mushrooms are kind of in between, depending on whether they are big slices that have to be placed or just crumbs that get sprinkled.

 

[BvBPL]

The order in which they are placed upon the pizza.

 

[azzaman333]

I have greater issue with your inclusion of olives on the pizza than the order in which the pizza is constructed.

 

[Zkribbler]

e goes on first as a kind of cement into with to place the toppings. Then come the toppings. Finally the cheese, so when it melts, it glues the toppings into place.

AFAIK, there is no order that they must follow, although Tim's suggestion sounds like a good one.

 

[Perfection]

you put the cheese then the meat then the cheese then the veggies then the cheese then the meat then the cheese then the Parmesan then the cheese

 

[JollyRoger]

What is the best order to fit the spit in?

 

[madviking]

as long as pepperoni covers the cheese, it's a wash

 

[Joecoolyo]

I have greater issue with your inclusion of olives on the pizza than the order in which the pizza is constructed.

Olives are my standard "always goes on" topping. After that comes green peppers, and maybe spinach or tomato.

Rarely some form of meat, but I usually try and avoid that.

 

[BvBPL]

I have greater issue with your inclusion of olives on the pizza than the order in which the pizza is constructed.

I'm afraid I didn't have any anchovies.

 

[Perfection]

GREEN OLIVES NOT BLACK

 

[azzaman333]

Olives are my standard "always goes on" topping. After that comes green peppers, and maybe spinach or tomato.

Rarely some form of meat, but I usually try and avoid that.

Spinach as well? And no meat?! Boy oh boy wowee. I don't know what to think about this, it's unfathomable.

 

[madviking]

spinach on pizza is amazing.

 

[azzaman333]

Spinach on pizza is a waste of perfectly good pizza.

 

[madviking]

you're the waste of a perfectly good post

 

[Joecoolyo]

Spinach as well? And no meat?! Boy oh boy wowee. I don't know what to think about this, it's unfathomable.

Meat and cheese is a no no. And spinach is delicious! Especially in deep dish, but it also works great on regular thin crust.

 

[classical_hero]

The best pizza is with ham and pineapples, with the sauce and cheese of course.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

It doesn't matter a great deal whether you place the pepperoni on the pizza before or after you place the olives and mushrooms in the garbage.


Olives, mushrooms, and peppers all have unacceptable textures, almost as bad as shrimp. Olives should only be used to make olive oil. No fungus should be eaten except the leavening agents in the bread. Peppers should be turned to chili powder or at least dried flakes to spice up the sauce.

No seafood should ever appear on any pizza.


Acceptable pizza toppings include Pepperoni, Italian sausage, Chicken, Pineapple, and Spinach.


Having both Pineapple and Spinach on the same slice would be madness though.

There should only be about half as much of any meat as people usually use on a pizza. I usually take half of the pepperoni off a pepperoni pizza to add it to a cheese pizza, and put a bit if pineapple on both.


P.s. Shouldn't we be talking about the z-axis, not the y-axis?

 

[Manfred Belheim]

I'd call it the Z-axis myself.

 

[BenitoChavez]

I prefer to talk about my pizza in spherical coordinates thank you very much