Things I Learned About The World Through CivV

[Becomedeath]

Ok....so points awarded there for taking it all too seriously...

122. Governments are quite happy to blow their entire economy on R&D with other nations only to throw it away in a psychotic rampage while they smite them with thier superior horse orientated technologies.

VOID - As per ShahJahanII's #40. After centuries of art, music and massive cultural contribution to the world. Trains ruined France.

40. Steam power somehow stifled French culture.

 

[ShahJahanII]

123. After centuries of art, music and massive cultural contribution to the world. Trains ruined France.

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40. Steam power somehow stifled French culture.

Let's try not to get too repetitive.
I get it is hard to read through all of them, but at least skim through them.

The fact that we both thought of that shows how unrealistic it is

I like the way you worded yours, so I will use that wording.

Skip Becomedeath's #123

 

[Becomedeath]

Fixed. 123 removed and referenced to 40.

Apologies, it is kinda hard to remember them all though, especially given the giggles along the way!

 

[TheMarshmallowBear]

123 . Courthouse only exist in occupied cities.

(p.s, i never knew bananas gave science if they existed on Jungle, is it the jungle that gives sciene? I always automate my workers xD)

 

[Becomedeath]

124. The Roman Empire was defended entirely by 6 guys whole built roads as a hobby.

(it's the jungle that gives the science, the bananas require a plantation that removes the jungle. When you get university Jungle tiles give 2

 

[ggmoyang]

105. It's OK to starve the people of your city in favor of accelerated production...so long as you give them food again before one dies.

125. Actually, you can make your people starve to death to make them happier.

126. Military units with medics can't heal own troops; only nearby units.

127. Mongol Khans were masters of medicine.

128. Medics can repair tanks too.

 

[Babri]

Wow..... this is crazy I hope you are just joking

I think it was obvious that he was joking, infact this whole thread is supposed to be funny. So I think we should keep nationalism & patriotism away from this topic.

 

[Babri]

125. Actually, you can make your people starve to death to make them happier.

So it is concluded that if you are getting depressed, then the best thing to do is to keep yourself away from kitchen.

 

[HammerandSickle]

129 Somehow Oda got stuck in a Windows XP screen in the last few years of his reign.

130 When a country drops an atomic bomb on another country, the people of the other country get happier.

 

[danieladler]

130 When a country drops an atomic bomb on another country, the people of the other country get happier.[/QUO

Hehe

 

[Redoubts]

131. Every 30 years, all foreigners of a specific nation are deported, and must reapply for entry visas - regardless of their individual time of entry.

 

[nokmirt]

12. Helicopters can't fly above the ocean. That's impossible.
13. However, helis go faster when they fly above a road.
14. Somehow, Alexander and Genghis Khan are related.
15. A state-of-the-art weapon can be destroyed with a ship from the BC era.

132. Every AI civ is one and the same. True diplomacy is non existent!

 

[MAHak2]

133. The spanish must be extra mad that the UK took Gibraltra from them.

 

[Bob_]

134. Even in the future era, at least 50% of the population are still farmers to feed to the others.

 

[Becomedeath]

135. The only practical application of Nuclear Fusion technology is the creation of an abundant, free and virtually limitless....wait, sorry...it's Giant Death Robots.

136. Stealth Technology enables you to fly great distances to stand out quite clearly for anti-aircaft defenses.

 

[HammerandSickle]

137 Hagia Sophia has the ability to float.

138 When people first began creating nations, some countries were not available; later, they were purchaseable via Steam, a magical "gaming" platform.

139 With the right amount of money, a horse and it's rider can be turned into an oil-powered tank.

 

[jtb1127]

... I don't get it.

Universal unhappiness... Each city adds to the unhappiness.

 

[Becomedeath]

139 With the right amount of money, a horse and it's rider can be turned into an oil-powered tank.

Horse-power ala Flintstones!

 

[sukritact]

137 Hagia Sophia has the ability to float.

140. Many of the world wonders can float, either that or they were partially built in water.

 

[TheMarshmallowBear]

141. There are max only 12 available countries in the world, the rest are just some city-states.