ybbor
Will not change his avata
1. I can see your point, but I still think that you are full of it!
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with! Once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you are saying.
10.Ahh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11.I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12.You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13.I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't care.
14.I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15.I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16.Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17.The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18.Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19.What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
20.I'm not rude. You're just insignificant.
21.Any your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
22.Do I look like a people person?
23.I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
24.Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
25.If I throw a stick, will you leave?
26.Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
27.Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
28.I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29.A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
30.Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
31.Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
32.Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
33.Chaos, panic, & mayhem - my work here is done.
34.How do I set a laser pointer to stun?
35.I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
36. Oh I get it...like humor...but different.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with! Once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you are saying.
10.Ahh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11.I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12.You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13.I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't care.
14.I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15.I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16.Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17.The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18.Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19.What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
20.I'm not rude. You're just insignificant.
21.Any your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
22.Do I look like a people person?
23.I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
24.Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
25.If I throw a stick, will you leave?
26.Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
27.Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
28.I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29.A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
30.Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
31.Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
32.Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
33.Chaos, panic, & mayhem - my work here is done.
34.How do I set a laser pointer to stun?
35.I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
36. Oh I get it...like humor...but different.
