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Finnegan's Wake

Tim Finnegan lived in Walkin' Street
A gentleman, Irish, mighty odd;
He had a brogue both rich and sweet
And to rise in the world he carried a hod.
Now Tim had a sort of the tipplin' way
With a love of the whiskey he was born
And to help him on with his work each day
He'd a "drop of the cray-thur" every morn.

cho Whack fol the darn O, dance to your partner
Whirl the floor, your trotters shake;
Wasn't it the truth I told you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake!

One mornin' Tim was feelin' full
His head was heavy which made him shake;
He fell from the ladder and broke his skull
And they carried him home his corpse to wake.
They rolled him up in a nice clean sheet
And laid him out upon the bed,
A gallon of whiskey at his feet
And a barrel of porter at his head.

cho:

His friends assembled at the wake
And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch,
First they brought in tay and cake
Then pipes, tobacco and whiskey punch.
Biddy O'Brien began to bawl
"Such a nice clean corpse, did you ever see?
"O Tim, mavourneen, why did you die?"
Arragh, hold your gob said Paddy McGhee!

cho:

Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job
"O Biddy," says she, "You're wrong, I'm sure"
Biddy she gave her a belt in the gob
And left her sprawlin' on the floor.
And then the war did soon engage
'Twas woman to woman and man to man,
Shillelagh law was all the rage
And a row and a ruction soon began.

cho:

Then Mickey Maloney ducked his head
When a noggin of whiskey flew at him,
It missed, and falling on the bed
The liquor scattered over Tim!
The corpse revives! See how he raises!
Timothy rising from the bed,
Says,"Whirl your whiskey around like blazes
Thanum an Dhul! Do you thunk I'm dead?"

cho:

SEAN VAN VOGHT

"Oh! the French are on the sea," says the Sean van Voght,
"Oh! the French are on the sea," says the Sean van Voght,
"The French are in the Bay, they'll be here at break of day,
And the Orange will decay," says the Sean van Voght,
"And the Orange will decay," says the Sean van Voght.

"And where will they have their camp?" says the Sean van Voght,
"And where will they have their camp?" says the Sean van Voght.
"On the Curragh of Kildare and the boys will all be there
With their pikes in good repair." says the Sean van Voght,
"With their pikes in good repair." says the Sean van Voght

"And what will the yeomen do?" says the Sean van Voght,
"And what will the yeomen do?" says the Sean van Voght,
"What will the yeomen do but throw off the red and blue,
And swear they will be true to the Sean van Voght?
And swear they will be true to the Sean van Voght?"
"Then what colour will be seen?" says the Sean van Voght,
"Then what colour will be seen?" says the Sean van Voght,
"What colour should be seen where our fathers' homes have been
But our own immortal green? " says the Sean van Voght,
"But our own immortal green? " says the Sean van Voght.

"Will old Ireland then be free? " says the Sean van Voght,
"Will old Ireland then be free? " says the Sean van Voght,
"Old Ireland shall be free from the centre to the sea;
Then hurrah for liberty," says the Sean van Voght.

WILD COLONIAL BOY

There was a wild colonial youth, Jack Doolan was his name
Of poor but honest parents, he was born in Castlemaine
He was his father's only hope, his mother's only joy
The pride of both his parents was the wild colonial boy

Come all my hearties, we'll range the mountainside
Together we will plunder, together we will ride
We'll scour along the valleys and gallop o'er the plains
We'll scorn to live in slavery, bowed down in iron chains

In sixty-one this daring youth commenced his wild career
With a heart that knew no danger, no foeman did he fear
He held up the Beechworth mailcoach and he robbed Judge MacEvoy
Who trembled and gave up his gold to the wild colonial boy

One day as he was riding the mountainside along
Alistening to the little birds their pleasant laughing song
Three mounted troopers came in view - Kelly, Davis, and Fitzroy
And thought that they would capture him, the wild colonial boy

"Surrender now, Jack Doolan, you see there's three to one
Surrender now, Jack Doolan, you daring highwayman"
He drew a pistol from his belt and spun it like a toy
"I'll fight, but I won't surrender," said the wild colonial boy

He fired at trooper Kelly and brought him to the ground
And in return from Davis received a mortal wound
All shattered through the jaws, he lay still firing at Fitzroy
And that's the way they captured him, the wild colonial boy

THE BONNY YOUNG IRISH BOY

O first I came a-courted by a bonny young Irish b'y,
He called me all of his jewels, his sweetheart, pride and j'y;
'Twas in fair Dubelin city, a place so old and fair,
Where first I came a-courted by a bonny young Irish b'y.

His cheeks was of the roses and his hair was of the brown
And hung in ringlets heavy to his shoulders hanging down
His teeth was of an ivory white, his eyes was black as sloes;
He'd charm the heart of any fair girl, no matter where he goes.

Long time I keeped him company and hoped to be his bride
But now he is gone and leaved me, across the ocean wide.
Sure I'm afraid some other fair maid, my true love will enj'y
While I'm left here lamenting my bonny young Irish b'y.

So I'll pack all my clothing and in search of him I'll go,
I'll cross the wide, wide ocean through stormy winds and snow
And never shall I marry until the day I die,
So I'll die broken-hearted for my bonny young Irish b'y.

O comrades, I am dying! There's one more word I'll say
Take my bones to Ireland and bury them in the clay,
And write upon my tombstone to children passing by,
That I died broken-hearted for my bonny young Irish b'y.
 
Grease Box
Written By: Tad Doyle Performed By: Tad
Album: Inhaler, 1993

dig dig deep
for yourself
dig dig deep
for your soul
dig dig deep
the dark abyss
dig dig deep
buried in your soul

what the hell does it mean?
you're looking at me?
what the hell does it mean?

six dead horses chase you down
fourteen guns in your hotel
thirteen men run after you
ten million babies your cat gave you
like a little beast in a sparkle grove
set right in they don't have to know
 
and here's some more jimi! - Manic Depression


Manic Depression's touching my soul
I know what I want,
But I just don't know how to go about getting it.

Feeling, sweet feeling
drops from my finger, fingers
Manic Depression's captured my soul.

Woman so willing the sweet cause in vain,
you make love,
you break love,
it's-a all the same when it's...
when it's over.

Music sweet music,
I wish I could caress, caress, caress.
Manic Depression's a frustrating mess.
Well, I think I'll go turn myself off an' go on down

Really ain't no use me hanging around.
Oh, I gotta see you.
 
Castles Made of Sand- Jimi Hendrix

Down the street you can hear her scream "you're a disgrace"
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries "Oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?"
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually

A little indian brave before he was ten,
Played wargames in the woods with his indian friends
And he built up a dream that when he grew up
He would be a fearless warrior indian cheif
Many moons past and more the dream grew strong until
Tomorrow he would sing his first warsong and fight his first battle
But something went wrong, surprise attack killed him in his sleep that night

And so castles made of sand melts into the sea, eventually

There was a young girl, whos heart was a frown
'Cause she was crippled for life,
and she couldn't speak a sound
And she wished and prayed she could stop living,
So she decided to die
She drew her wheelchair to the edge of the shore
And to her legs she smiled "you won't hurt me no more"
But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say
"look a golden winged ship is passing my way"

And it really didn't have to stop, it just kept on going...

And so castles made of sand slips into the sea, eventually


Our House - Madness
Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...

Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our mum she's so house-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...
Something tells you that you've got to get away from it

Father gets up late for work
Mother has to iron his shirt
Then she sends the kids to school
Sees them off with a small kiss
She's the one they're going to miss
In lots of ways

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...

I remember way back then when everything was true and when
We would have such a very good time such a fine time
Such a happy time
And I remember how we'd play simply waste the day away
Then we'd say nothing would come between us two dreamers

Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...

Our house, was our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our street
 
And now for the novelty act during intermission:

Do The Funky Gibbon - The Goodies

We're the Goodies,
How do you do?
We've just been down to the zoo.
Saw a monkey in a cage doin' a dance that could be the rage.
It's not hard, so let's all do
the Funky Gibbon!
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!

Chorus

Do do do the Funky Gibbon (Funky Gibbon?)
We are here to show you how. (ooo ooo ooo) -- gibbon hoots
Ooo Ooo Ooo the Funky Gibbon (Funky gibbon?)
He's just like you,
So, come on, Do
The Funky Gibbon Nowwwww.

Dogs are always howlin',
Cats are always Yowlin',
But Gibbons only like to Sing and Dance. (Boop oop shee boop)
You be like that monkey,
Get a little funky,
And in a while, start to smile,
Gibbon have a chance.

(Chorus)

Now get ready to do the Funky Gibbon!
Drop one arm down by your knees, let the other arm reach up to the trees.
Now let your wrists go limp like a bent baboon
And get ready to sing this Gibbon's tune (ooo ooo ooo, Funky Gibbon)
Now won'tcha gimme an Oooooo (oooooo)
Come on gimme an Oooooo (oooooo)
Give me an Ooooooo (oooooo)
Now put 'em together and what have you got?
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo <--- gibbon hoots
(Bill Oddie at Amnesty International Show - "You don't 'alf look silly.")

(Chorus)

ooo ooo ooo Funky Gibbon
ooo ooo ooo Funky Gibbon
ooo ooo ooo Funky Gibbon
He promised to buy me a bunch of blue Gibbons to tie up my bonnie brown...
(alt: Tie a yellow Gibbon 'round the old oak tree....)
do do do Funky Gibbon
Funky Gibbon?!! Oooo!
(followed by gibbon hoots)

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy

In the middle of the Earth in the land of the Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire;
With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy woolly toes,
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him:

Bilbo (Bilbo!) Bilbo Baggins,
He's only three feet tall,
Bilbo (Bilbo!) Bilbo Baggins,
The greatest little hobbit of them all.

Now hobbits are peace-loving folks, you know:
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow;
They don't like to travel away from home,
They just like to eat and be left alone.

But one day Bilbo was asked to go
On a big adventure to the caves below
To help some dwarves get back their gold
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo (Bilbo!) Bilbo Baggins,
He's only three feet tall,
Bilbo (Bilbo!) Bilbo Baggins,
The greatest little hobbit of them all.

Well, he fought with the goblins,
He battled a troll,
He riddled with Gollum,
A magic ring he stole,
He was chased by wolves,
Lost in the forest,
Escaped in a barrel from the Elvenking's hall.

Bilbo (Bilbo!) Bilbo Baggins,
The greatest little hobbit of them all.

Bilbo (Bilbo!) Bilbo Baggins,
The greatest little hobbit of them all.

To Be Or Not To Be (The Hitler Rap) - Mel Brooks

(Heil! Siegety Heil!
Heil! Siegety Heil!
Heil!) Heil myself! (Siegety Heil!
Heil! Siegety Heil!)

Well, hi there people, you know me,
I used to run a little joint called Germany,
I was number one, the people's choice,
And everybody listened to my mighty voice.
My name is Adolf, I'm on the mike,
I'm gonna hit you with the story of the New Third Reich:
Well, it all began down in Munich town,
And pretty soon the word started getting around,
So I said to Martin Bormann, I said "Hey Marty,
Why don't we throw a little Nazi party?"
So we had an election, well, kinda sorta,
And before you knew it, hello new order!
To all the little mothers in the Fatherland
I said "Achtung baby! I got me a plan."
They said "What you got, Adolf? What you gonna do?"
I said "How about this one? World War Two."

To be or not to be,
Oh baby, can't you see,
We're gonna take it to the top,
You're making history,
And it feels so good to me,
Ooh darling, please don't ever stop.

Don't be stupid, be a smarty,
Come on and join the Nazi party!
(Come on today!)

Like Humpty Dumpty over that wall,
All the little countries they began to fall:
Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Poland,
Thr troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'.
We were swinging along with a song in our hearts
And Deutschland Über Alles was making the charts:
We had a new step called the goosestep we were marching to,
Well, it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo;
I was getting what I wanted but it wasn't enough,
So I called the boys, I said "Boys, get tough!"
And I surrounded myself with some unusual cats:
There was skinny little Göbbels, and Göring, Mr Fats,
Let's not forget old Himmler and Hess,
You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess,
Saying "Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil!
We're gonna rip it on the people Teutonic-style!"

To be or not to be,
Oh baby, can't you see,
We're gonna make it to the top,
You are our destiny,
This thing was meant to be,
Why don't we do it till we drop?

Say, your boots ain't black and your shirt ain't brown,
Get back, Jack, you can't get down!

Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba,
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba,
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da da-ba-ba,
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba,
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba,
Ba ba-da-ba ba.

(Do it Adolf, do it.)

I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
And we did it in the back of a black Mercedes,
I was on a roll, I couldn't lose,
Then came D-day, depression and blues,
The Yanks and the Brits started raising Cain,
Those guys were the pits, throwing me insane;
People all around me started swallowing pills,
Let's face it folks, we was going downhill,
Berlin was crumbling, we was under the gun,
Time to look out for number one,
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer,
Said "The Russians are coming, let's get outa here!"

To be or not to be,
Oh honey, can't you see,
We had to take it to the top,
You sure made history,
And it felt so good to me,
Ooh chassis, please don't ever stop.

Auf Wiedersehen, good to see ya,
Got a one-way ticket to Argentina!
 
Selected lyrics from various Rage Against the Machine songs

Down Rodeo

'Yeah, im rolling down rodeo with a shotgun
these people aint seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents brought one

So now, im rolling down rodeo with a shotgun, these people aint seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents brought one

So im rolling down rodeo with a shotgun'

"Cant waste a day when the night brings a Hearse, so make a move and plead the fifth, cause you cant plead the first"

Viet Now

"Turn on the radio, nah f*** it, turn it, turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio, nah f*** it, turn it of"

"Terrors the product you push,
well im a truth addict whaa..,
**** i got a headrush"

"Tune it with a bullet,
Shut down the devil sound,
Shut down the devil sound,
Program of Vietnow,
Shut down the devil sound"

"Is all the world jails and churches?
Is all the world jails and churches?"
 
Levelland
Robert Earl Keen

Flatter than a tabletop,
Makes you wonder why they stopped here.
Wagon must have lost a wheel or they lacked ambition, one.
On the great migration west,
Speparated from the rest,
Though they might have tried their best,
They never caught the sun.

So they sunk some roots down in the dirt
To keep from blowin' off the earth.
They built a town around here and when the dust had all but cleared,
They called it Levelland, the pride of man,
In Levelland.

Granddad grew the dryland wheat,
Stood on his own two feet.
His mind got incomplete and they put him in the home.
Daddy's cotton grows so high,
Sucks the water table dry.
The rollin' sprinklers circle by
Bleedin' it to the bone.
And I won't be here when it comes a day
It all dries up and blows away.
I'd hang around just to see
But they never had much use for me in Levelland.
They don't understand me out in Levelland.

And I watch those jet trails carvin' up that big blue sky,
Coast to coasters watch 'em go.
And I never would blame 'em one d*** bit
If they never looked down on this
Not much here they'd want to know
Nothin' but Levelland.

Mama used to roll her hair,
Back before the central air.
We'd sit outside and watch the stars at night.
She'd tell me to make a wish.
I wish we both could fly.
Don't think she's seen the sky
Since we got the satellite dish and
I can hear the marching band
Doing it the best they can.
The're playin' "Smoke On The Water",
"Joy To The World".
I've paid up all my debts,
Got some change left over yet and I'm
Gettin' on a whisper jet,
I'm gonna fly as far as I can get from
Levelland, doin' the best I can.
Out in Levelland, imagine that.
 
And now for a cheerful little set of songs ;)

Dahmer is Dead - Violent Femmes

Dahmer is Dead.
Dahmer is Dead.
A broomstick bashed him upside his head.
Upside the head, upside the head.
Bloody broomstick.
Dahmer is dead.
Am I supposed to feel outrage?
Am I supposed to feel sorrow?
Jeffery Dahmer has no right tommorrow.
Dahmer is Dead
Dahmer is Dead
A broomstick bashed him upside his head.
Dahmer is Dead
Dahmer is Dead
Bloody broomstick.
Dahmer is Dead.
Along with a broomstick upside his head.
Along with broomstick.
Dahmer is dead.

Country Death Song - Violent Femmes

I had me a wife, I had me some daughters
I tried so hard, I never knew still waters.
Nothing to eat and nothing to drink.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.

Well, I'm a thinkin' and thinkin', till there's nothin' I ain't thunk.
Breathing in the stink, till finally I stunk.
It was at that time, I swear I lost my mind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.

Come little daughter," I said to the youngest one,
Put your coat on, we'll have some fun.
We'll go out to mountains, the one to explore.
Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.
Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.

Come little daughter, I will carry the lanterns.
We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caverns.
We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.

A led her to a hole, a deep black well.
I said "make a wish, make sure and not tell and
close you're eyes dear, and count to seven.
You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.
You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.

I gave her a push, I gave her a shove.
I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love.
I through my child into a bottomless pit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.

Gather round boys to this tale that I tell.
You wanna know how to take a short trip to hell?
It's guarenteed to get your own place in hell.
Just take your lovely daughter and push her in the well.
Take your lovely daughter and throw her in the well.

Don't speak to me of lovers, with a broken heart.
You wanna know what can really tear you apart?
I'm going out to the barn, will I never stop in pain?
I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame.

Ugly - Violent Femmes

Crossed the path then I followed your face
it was hard to believe
it was hard to trace
I saw you today
seems like I see you everyday
but there's something I figured out 'bout you
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh yeah
so ugly
I'm tellin' you strait
so ugly
don't make a mistake
cause your ugly
you could bet it on the bank
say why why
why would I lie to you
why would I lie
why would I lie
your so ugly
all the time
ugly
you ain't no friend of mine
cause your ugly
you could bet it on the bank
say why why
why would I lie to you
why would I lie
why would I lie

when you smile or a frown
I'm so tired of you be'in around
engaged in some sexual acts
we'll I'm just gonna have to tell you all the facts
what could that be about,
well here's a clue
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh yeah
so ugly
I'm tellin' you strait
so ugly
don't make a mistake
cause your ugly
I'm tellin' you that
I say why why
why would I lie to you
why would I lie
why would I lie
your so ugly
all the time
ugly
you ain't no friend of mine
ugly
you could bet it on the bank
say why why
why would I lie to you
why would I lie
why would I lie
your so ugly
la la la la
so ugly....

Out the Window - Violent Femmes

Life was good
life was great
til I made my big mistake
oh no it'll never happen to me
life was short
and life was sweet
I was thinking as I hit the street
I could hardly beleve
I could scarcely conceive
but I had gone out the window
I had gone out the window
I had gone out the window
she was fine
she looked great
and so we made our big mistake
I swear I swear I swear
it'd never happen to her
but the pavement knocked her head around
when she hit the solid concrete ground
from 30 flights above
and she was thirty something loving nothing
gone out the window
she had gone out the window
she had gone out the window
catch me if I'm falling,
catch me if I'm calling
he was smart he was wise
he'd profoundly philosophize
empathy for all humanity
'til one day by an open window
there's a note that read
I've gone out the window - I'm dead
he said yes to life for all of his life
but then one day he said no
I gotta go out the window
we all go out the window
catch me i am falling
catch me I am calling
catch me we are falling
catch me we are calling
 
After reading that happy interlude by Simon, I just had to sing:

Joy To The World
(Three Dog Night)

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine

Singin'
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you
Said, make sweet love to you

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

[break]

You know I love the ladies
I love to have my fun
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said, a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun

Singin'
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the world
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
 
Apollo, you inspired me :D

The show must go on
Three dog night

Baby, although I chose this lonely life
It seems it's stranglin' me now
All the wild men, big cigars, gigantic car
They're all laughin' at the lie

Oh, I've been used Ooo-oo-oo-oo
I've been a fool Oh, what a fool
I broke all the rules Oh, yeah
But I must let the show go on

Baby, there's an enormous crowd of people
They're all after my blood
I wish maybe they'd tear down the walls of this theater
Let me out, let me out

Oh, I'm so blind Oh, I'm blind
I wasted time Wasted, wasted, wasted time
Walkin' on the wire, high wire
But I must let the show go on

Oh, I'm so blind Oh, I'm blind
I wasted time Wasted, wasted, all too much time
Walkin' on the wire, high wire
But I must let the show go on

Baby, I wish you'd help me escape
Help me get away
Leave me outside my address
Far away from this masquerade

'Cause I've been blind Oh, so blind
I wasted time Wasted, wasted, all too much time
Walkin' on the wire, high wire
But I must let the show go...
I must let the show go...
I must let the show go on
 
A couple of tunes:

Also Sprach Zarathustra
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Enjoy the lyrics? Good.

Walk Right In.

Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Everybody's talkin' 'bout a new way of walkin'
Do you want to lose your mind?
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on

Walk right in, sit right down
Baby, let your hair hang down
Walk right in, sit right down
Baby, let your hair hang down
Everybody's talkin' 'bout a new way of walkin'
Do you want to lose your mind?
Walk right in, sit right down
Baby, let your hair hang down

Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Everybody's talkin' 'bout a new way of walkin'
Do you want to lose your mind?
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Daddy, let your mind roll on
 
Labio-Dental Fricative - The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Cannibal chiefs chew Camembert cheese
'cause chewing keeps 'em cheeky
Big Fat Fred sticks fur to his head
'cause he thinks fur makes him freaky
Benjamin Bland and his Bugle Band blow the blues bi-weekly
(Yee hoo hoo!)
How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases?

I got up at eight, it was half past two
I said to myself, "Well, how do you do?"
I've gotta get on, so I soon got off
Stuck a clean shirt on, and had a good cough
Back at the boozer, a bloke I knew
Said he knew a secret no one knew
He pinched some snuff, and he sniffed and sighed
So I pinched his snout, and he replied,

"Cannibal chiefs chew Camembert cheese
'cause chewing keeps 'em cheeky
Big Fat Fred sticks fur to his head
'cause he thinks fur makes him freaky
Benjamin Bland and his Bugle Band blow the blues bi-weekly
How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases?"

Here am I a sailor
Seabirds fly above me
Listen to their cry
See them in the sky above me
Here am I a sailor
Fishes swim below me
Even while I sleep
Growing in the deep below me

I rode a long worm to the end of the line
I asked Tin Man if he'd tell me the time
He took off his hat, and he took off his head
Took off Max Bygraves, here's what he said,
"You take first right and second left."
The man in the moon says, "How's your chest?"
The man in the sun says, "Have another one!"
So we're all tanked up and singing along

Cannibal chiefs chew camembert cheese
'cause chewing keeps 'em cheeky
Big Fat Fred fixes fur to his head
'cause he thinks fur makes him freaky
Benjamin Bland and his Bugle Band blow the blues bi-weekly
(Mmmmm, mm)
How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases?


The Equestrian Statue - The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

There once was a very famous man
On his famous horse he'd ride through the land
The people used to see him everywhere
When he died, they put a statue in the square

(hooray)

Here comes the Equestrian Statue
Prancing up and down the square
Little old ladies stop 'n' say
"Well, I declare!"

Once a month on a Friday there's a man
With a mop and bucket in his hand
To him it's just another working day
So he whistles as he rubs and scrubs away

(hooray)

Here comes the Equestrian Statue
Prancing up and down the square
Little old ladies stop 'n' say
"Well, I declare!"

It's a sight to bring you joy, you feel so gay
And it's guaranteed to brighten up your day
If it's gray

(hooray)

Here comes the Equestrian Statue
Prancing up and down the square
Little old ladies stop 'n' say
"Well, I declare!"

It's a sight to bring you joy, you feel so gay
And it's guaranteed to brighten up your day
If it's gray

Feel so gay
Feel so gay
Feel so gay
Feel so gay
Feel so gay

Mr Slater's Parrot - The Bonzo Dog Band

Spoken] Hello! And how did you find yourself this morning?
Well, I just rolled back the sheets and there I was!
(Alarm clock rings)

When Mr Slater's parrot says "hello"
A geezer likes to get one on the go,
We hope to hear him swear, we love to hear him squeak,
We like to see him biting fingers in his horny beak.

Sometimes he wants to whistle through his nose,
While picking up a peanut with his toes,
If Johnny Morris had him on his show,
You'd hear the Führer's favourite say "hello".

Parrot: 'Ello!... 'Ello!... 'Ello!...
 
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band/With a little help from my friends
The Beatles

It was twenty years ago today,
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play,
they've been going in and out of style,
but they're guaranteed to raise the smile.
So may I introduce to you,
the act you've known for all these years,
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
we hope you will enjoy the show,
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
sit back and let the evening go,
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely,
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely,
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

It's wonderful to be here,
it's certainly a thrill,
you're such a lovely audience,
we'd like to take you home with us, we'd love to take you home.

I don't really want to stop the show,
but I thought you might like to know,
that the singer's going to sing a song
and he wants you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you,
the one and only Billy Shears,
and Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.








What would you think if I sang out of tune,
would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
and I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends.

What do I do when my love is away?
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day?
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)

No, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends.

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight?
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time.
What do you see when you turn out the light?
I can't tell you but I know it's mine.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends.

Do you need anybody?
I just need someone to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends.
...with a little help from my friends
 
When The Ship Comes In - Bob Dylan

Oh the time will come up
When the winds will stop
And the breeze will cease to be a'breathin'
Like the stillness in the wind
Before the hurricane begins
The hour when the ship comes in

And the sea will split
And the ship will hit
And the shoreline sands will be a'shakin'
And the tide will sound
And the waves will pound
And the morning will be breakin'

Oh the fishes will laugh
As they swim out of the path
And the seagulls will be a'smilin'
And the rocks on the sand
Will proudly stand
The hour that the ship comes in

And the words that are used
For to get the ship confused
Will not be understood as they're spoken
For the chains of the sea
Will have busted in the night
And be buried at the bottom of the ocean

A song will lift,
As the mainsail shifts
And the boat drifts out to the shoreline
And the sun will respect
Every face on the deck
The hour that the ship comes in

And the sands will roll
Out a carpet of gold
For your weary toes to be a'touchin'
And the ship's wise men
Will remind you once again
That the whole wide world is watchin'

Oh the foe will rise
With the sleep still in their eyes
And they'll jerk from their beds and think they're dreamin'
And they'll pinch themselves and squeal
And they'll know that it's for real
The hour when the ship comes in

And they'll raise their hands
Sayin' "We'll meet all your demands"
And we'll shout from the bow "Your days are numbered"
And like the pharoah's triumph
They'll be drownded in the tide
Like Goliath they'll be conquered
 
Fourth of July
Robert Earl Keen

She's wating for me
When I get home from work
Ah, but things just ain't the same
She turns out the light
And cries in the dark
She won't answer when I call her name

On the stairs I smoke a cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below

Hey baby, it's the Forth of July
Hey baby, it's the Forth of July
It's the Forth of July

She gives me her cheek
Ah, but I want other lips
And I don't have the strength to go
On the lost side of town
In a dark apartment
We gave up tryin' so long ago

On the stairs I smoke a cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below

Hey baby, it's the Forth of July
Hey baby, it's the Forth of July
It's the Forth of July

Whatever happened I apologize
So dry your tears baby and walk outside

Hey baby, it's the Forth of July
Hey baby, it's the Forth of July
It's the Forth of July

We forgot all about the Forth of July.
 
"Put Your Lights On" (Santana/Everlast)

Hey now
all you sinners
put your lights on
put your lights on
Hey now
all you lovers
put your lights on
put your lights on
Hey now
all you killers
put your lights on
put your lights on
Hey now
all you children
leave your lights on
you better leave your lights on

'Cause there's a monster
living under my bed
whispering in my ear
There's an angel
with a hand on my head
she says I got nothing to fear
There's a darkness
deep in my soul
I still got a purpose to serve
So let your light shine
deep in my hole
God don't let me lose my nerve

Hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now

Hey now
all you sinners
put your lights on
put your lights on
Hey now
all you children
leave your lights on
you better leave your lights on

'Cause there's a monster
living under my bed
whispering in my ear
There's an angel
with a hand on my head
she says I've got nothing to fear
La illah ill'allah
we shine like the stars
La illah ill'allah
we shine like the stars
then we fade away
 
Suffragette City - David Bowie

(Hey man) oh leave me alone you know
(Hey man) oh Henry, get off the phone, I gotta
(Hey man) I gotta straighten my face
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place

(Hey man) my schooldays insane
(Hey man) my work's down the drain
(Hey man) well she's a total blam-blam
She said she had to squeeze it but she..and then she..

Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight...she's all right

(Hey man) Ah Henry, don't be unkind, go away
(Hey man) I can't take you this time, no way
(Hey man) droogie don't crash here
There's only room for one and here she comes, here she comes

Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight...she's all right

Oh hit me!

Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight...she's all right

A Suffragette City, a Suffragette City
I'm back on Suffragette City, I'm back on Suffragette City
Ooo, Sufraggete city, ooo, Suffragette City
Oooh-how, Sufragette City, oooh-how, Sufragette,

Ohhh, Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am!
A Suffragette City, a Suffragette City
Quite all right
A Suffragette City
Too fine
A Suffragette City, ooh, a Sufragette City
Oh, my Sufragette City, oh my Suffragette City
Oh, Suffragette
Suffragette!

Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
For to get a big dish of beef chow mein

Refrain:
Ah-wooo, Werewolves of London
Ah-wooo
(x2)

You hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again

(Refrain)
Hunh!

He's the hairy-handed gent
Who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
Hunh, I'd like to meet his tailor

(Refrain)
I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doin' the Werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen
Doin' the Werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Ah-wooo
Werewolves of London
Hunh, draw blood
Ah-wooo
Werewolves of London

All You Zombies - Hooters

Holy Moses met the Pharaoh
yeah
he tried to set him straight.
looked him in the eye: let my people go.
Holy Moses on the mountain
high above the golden calf

went to get the ten Commandments
he's just gonna break them in half.

All you zombies hide your faces
all you people in the street

all you sittin' in high places
the pieces gonna fall on you.

No one ever spoke to Noah
they all laughed at him instead;
Working on his ark
working all by himself.
Only Noah saw it comine
forty days and forty nights.
Took his sons and daughters with him
they were the Isrealites !

All you zombies hide your faces
all you people in the street

all you sittin' in high places
the pieces gonna fall on you.

Holy Father
what's the matter ? Where have all your children gone ?
Sittin' in the dark
living all by themselves

you don't have to hide anymore !

All you zombies show your faces
all you people in the street

all you sittin' in high places
the pieces gonna fall on you.
All you zombies show your faces
all you people in the street

all you sittin' in high places
the pieces gonna fall on you.
 
Rhinestone Cowboy
Words & Music by Larry Weiss

I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle's the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

Well, I really don't mind the rain
And a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' the train that's takin' the long way
And I dream of the things I'll do
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe
There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
:suicide:
 
Runnin' with the Night
Robert Earl Keen

It's midnight on the interstate and I'm flying like a bird
I was talking to a friend of mine, he said,
"Have you heard the word?
"I've got some people comin' by to celebrate the show.
"Some of them are new in town and some of them you know."

I've got a local station on Tejano music playing.
I do my best to sing along but I don't know what they're sayin'.
No le puedo entender but you know that it's alright,
I'm headed for San Antone, runnin' with the night.

I've never been no daytime guy,
I love the neon light.
I'm a saophone, a flash of chrome,
Runnin' with the night.

I lost my job a month ago so I took a small vacation,
I went out west to make the best of my lowdown situation.
Moved in with my sister, you know she works everyday.
We don't see each other much and I guess it's just that way.

I've never been no daytime guy,
I love the neon light.
I'm a swining' door, meteor,
Runnin' with the night.

I've settled down a time or two and tried the other way,
But I don't know what to do with myself all day.
The sun goes down you give you love one last long goodnight kiss,
They you stay awake thinkin' 'bout everything you miss.

I've never been no daytime guy,
I love the neon light.
I'm a secret plan, highway man,
Runnin' with the night.

I was born in the wintertime underneath a purple sky,
I packed my things at seventeen and kissed my folks goodbye.
Got no complaints, no regrets, I got no grand design,
I'll ride the horse that brought me here 'til I cross that finish line.

I've never been no daytime guy,
I love the neon light.
I'm an amber eye, a coyote's cry,
Runnin' with the night.
I'm a wall of fire, an angel choir,
Runnin' with the night.
 
Im telling this to the thread :cry:

If you leave me now
Chicago
If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me.
Ooo oh, baby please don't go.
If you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me.
Ooo oh, baby please don't go.
Ooo, oh, I just want you to stay.

A love like ours is love that's hard to find.
How could we let it slip away?
We've come too far to leave it all behind.
How could we end it all this way?
When tomorrow comes and we both regret the things we said today

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In my life
The beatles

There are places I'll remember,
all my life though some have changed.
Some forever not for better,
some have gone and some remain.
All these places have their moments,
with lovers and friends I still can recall.
Some are dead and some are living,
in my life I've loved them all.

But of all these friends and lovers,
there is no one compares with you,
and these memories lose their meaning,
when I think of love as something new.
Though I know I'll never lose affection,
for people and things that went before.
I know I'll often stop and think about them,
in my life I love you more.

Though I know I'll never lose affection,
for people and things that went before.
I know I'll often stop and think about them,
in my life I love you more.

In my life I love you more.

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And to finish with one of the shortest I know

Her majesty
The beatles

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she changes from day to day

I want to tell her that I love her a lot
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeh,
someday I'm going to make her mine.

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