Too many polls?

[Ohwell]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
Oh, Spam! The most dreaded scourge of the forum!

Is your test to see if you can be kick-banned for a day or two?

And there is TWO posts of Spam! One after the other...

Sorry, Postcount doesn't mean anything when you are banned

 

[Pellaken]

Originally posted by Warlord Sam
What do you think?

always wanted to use on of these...


Dear,

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Anonymous remailer
[ ] Cretin
[ ] Kook
[ ] Troller
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Fiend
[ ] Waster of bandwidth
[ ] Tool
[ ] Evolutionary Dead End
[ ] WaReZdOOd
[ ] Wannabe-forum.mod
[ ] Luser
[ ] AOLer/Web TVer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] DL
[X] Spammer
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

You are being flamed because

[ ] You are an AOLer
[ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
[ ] You cannot recognize sarcasm
[ ] You started a flamewar
[ ] You volunteered to be a mod
[ ] You are a troller
[ ] You are a rebel
[ ] You were unable to take a joke.
[ ] You quoted an entire message in your reply of 0 LINES
[ ] Your signature is more than 5 lines
[ ] You requested warez
[ ] You defended a WaReZdOOd
[ ] You demanded custom avatars
[ ] You insulted Firaxians
[X] Your sig is longer than your response
[ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPs
[ ] You replied to yourself in a lame attempt to make it look like someone agrees with you.
[ ] ... and you screwed up in the process.
[ ] You flamed someone who has been around far longer than you.
[ ] You flamed someone who is far more intelligent and witty than you.
[ ] You flamed someone for a spelling error.
[ ] ... and you misspelled something in the process
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted the same message to far too many forums
[ ] You repeat the same thing far too often
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You only have smilies in your post
[ ] You are a spammer
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You have failed to understand
[ ] ... the subject of discussion
[ ] ... purpose of the forum
[ ] ... the purpose of this community
[ ] You have, quite simply, fail to understand.
[X] Are not funny OR clever
[ ] Are too young/******** to be posting to forum
[X] Are desperate for attention
[ ] I just don't like you
[ ] You have no grasp of the intricate nature of the English language.
[ ] Any of these things has been pointed out to you before.

To repent you must

[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Read the forum rules
[ ] Buy a legitimate copy of all your pirated junk
[ ] Learn to turn off the CAPS LOCK before you type
[ ] Go hide under a Bridge. If you do not have a bridge, we can sell you
one named Brooklyn
[ ] Type format c: /u/y at your nearest DOS prompt
[ ] Go find a hose
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Understand not everyone can be mods
[X] Go to the top of the CN Tower and attempt to defy gravity
[ ] Eat your modem
[ ] Give up your browser
[ ] See how long it takes to fall down the Grand Canyon
[ ] Shove a Cinnabon into your computer. Without replacing the case, ground
yourself to the Power Supply and turn computer on
[ ] Don't bother getting a new account when this one is pulled
[ ] Hit your head hard against the nearest wall.
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In closing, I would like to say

[X] AOL sucks!
[ ] FOAD
[ ] The number of lines to your actual response, is equivalent to the square
of your IQ.
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Buy your own software
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go back to your little Nintendo, assmunch.
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Respect my AUTHORITA!
[ ] Stop dreaming!
[ ] Learn to read headers!
[ ] CAPS LOCK! It's on the left!
[ ] Die, spammer!
[ ] Get a clue!
[ ] Read the rules!
[ ] Go away!

This flame is brought to you by the star Polaris, the Square Root of Two, a bottle of tomato juice and the guy who lives in our garden and eats all our flowers.

Sincerely,

Pellaken

 

[Reichsmarshal]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
Oh, Spam! The most dreaded scourge of the forum!

Is your test to see if you can be kick-banned for a day or two?

I was testing the html. Nothing weird or anything like trying to spam or bump the thread. The problem is that you can't delete posts once you make them so it is hard if not impossible to test anything you change on the user cp.

I don't care at all about the post count. You could just spam the place with new religious topics if you wanted that like some people do.

I found that you can test your signature with hitting reload. It will be unecessary to do the "spam experiment" again then. Don't worry about it.

 

[Pellaken]

Originally posted by Reichsmarshal


I was testing the html. Nothing weird or anything like trying to spam or bump the thread. The problem is that you can't delete posts once you make them so it is hard if not impossible to test anything you change on the user cp.

I don't care at all about the post count. You could just spam the place with new religious topics if you wanted that like some people do.

I found that you can test your signature with hitting reload. It will be unecessary to do the "spam experiment" again then. Don't worry about it.

what do you mean by span the place with religious topics?

 

[Reichsmarshal]

What I mean by that is that there was a sudden upsurge of cloned topics.

Nevermind this will turn into a pointless debate soon.

 

[Warlord Sam]

Gee wiz guys, let's try to post *on topic*, if you want to flame go visit Verant's message boards about Everquest. And Pellaken, it could just be that I always check these boards way too late at night, but in any case I don't find that amusing.

 

[Mr Spice]

Originally posted by Reichsmarshal

I was testing the html.

When testing stuff like html, you could always find one of your own old posts that no one is likely to read by now and edit it. You don´thave to make a new post.