please add others as warranted ...
10. You force the neighborhood kids to sign "Open Borders" agreements before they can retrieve balls from your garden
9. the F12 key on your keyboard is worn out
8. you are now an expert at updating graphic and sound drivers, and can uninstall and reinstall Civ4 in less than 5 minutes ... you started timing yourself for fun!
7. when you see your dog/cat sittingin the corner, you wonder if 'working that square' would be best served by a pasture or camp
6. when someone forgets something, you refer to it as a "memory allocation error"
5. Sid Meier has been named as co-respondent in your upcoming divorce proceedings
4. you were recently fired for referring to your co-workers as allies, and changing all the project schedules to "turns to completion" instead of days to complete.
3. instead of getting new glasses you simply ask the optician to "upgrade your graphics drivers"
2. Sid Meier has issued a restraining order against your wife/girlfriend/partner after receiving numerous death threats
and the number 1 way to tell your a Civ Fanatic ....
1. you are still reading this drivel ... nodded through most of it ... and actually GOT IT
10. You force the neighborhood kids to sign "Open Borders" agreements before they can retrieve balls from your garden
9. the F12 key on your keyboard is worn out
8. you are now an expert at updating graphic and sound drivers, and can uninstall and reinstall Civ4 in less than 5 minutes ... you started timing yourself for fun!
7. when you see your dog/cat sittingin the corner, you wonder if 'working that square' would be best served by a pasture or camp
6. when someone forgets something, you refer to it as a "memory allocation error"
5. Sid Meier has been named as co-respondent in your upcoming divorce proceedings
4. you were recently fired for referring to your co-workers as allies, and changing all the project schedules to "turns to completion" instead of days to complete.
3. instead of getting new glasses you simply ask the optician to "upgrade your graphics drivers"
2. Sid Meier has issued a restraining order against your wife/girlfriend/partner after receiving numerous death threats
and the number 1 way to tell your a Civ Fanatic ....
1. you are still reading this drivel ... nodded through most of it ... and actually GOT IT
