Torture Drones

[Archbob]

Now, enough of the discussion of torture vs drones. Why not combine the two?

Its pretty inhumane to make people torture other people. They are just no very efficient at it and its cruel to make the torturers listen to the screaming and complaining sounds that the victims make. It totally ruins people's days. So what do you guys think about torture drones? Drones that specialize in torture and interrogation. Drones could be emotionless and cold-faced about getting information and torture and are much more efficient.

It would much more humane if humans didn't have to torture humans.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I agree with this, but on two conditions:

1)we rename torture 'the Ron Paul special'
and
2)call the drones "Ron Paul FUN BOTZ".

 

[Chiteng]

It wont sell. Women have the market cornered

 

[Leoreth]

Why not replace the victims (hint: if your government does something to people who are then described as victims it should rethink its actions) with drones too? We could program them to scream very loudly and randomly generate false confessions. They would be indistinguishable from human torture victims!

 

[GhostWriter16]

I agree with this, but on two conditions:

1)we rename torture 'the Ron Paul special'
and
2)call the drones "Ron Paul FUN BOTZ".

Since Ron Paul is the only one who ran for a major party for President in 2012 who would NEVER allow torture, this is just insulting.

Call it the "George W. Bush special" and rename them "Barack Obama Fun Botz" and at least you won't be being mentally deficient while sadistically having people tortured

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Metally deficient?

HOW DARE YOU.

Naw, it's cool you get a pass. I'll just call you stupid later or something.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I agree with this, but on two conditions:

1)we rename torture 'the Ron Paul special'
and
2)call the drones "Ron Paul FUN BOTZ".

It is indeed torture.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Nah brah, Ron Paul all day long. I'm still taking bets on the Lincoln/Paul throwdown if intrested.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=12063234&postcount=854

 

[Cutlass]

Instead of drones torturing humans, why don't humans torture the drones?

 

[hobbsyoyo]

That is sick dude.

 

[Borachio]

Human beings could torture the drones with very poor puns and knock knock jokes. They torture me alright. So they should be effective against drones.

 

[bhsup]

Why not replace the victims (hint: if your government does something to people who are then described as victims it should rethink its actions) with drones too? We could program them to scream very loudly and randomly generate false confessions. They would be indistinguishable from human torture victims!

I immediately thought of the droid getting its feet burned in Star Wars.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Metally deficient?

HOW DARE YOU.

Naw, it's cool you get a pass. I'll just call you stupid later or something.

You were kidding and so was I. Feel free to call me stupid later

Naming it after Ron Paul is kind of screwed up though. And not just because I like him. Its like naming a nuclear missile "The Gandhi" renaming secession "Lincolning" or making a prize for peacekeeping and naming it "The Adolf [Hitler] peace prize"

Its not just unrelated to Paul, its anathema to his beliefs.

 

[Agent327]

Woot! A lol thread.

 

[MobBoss]

I immediately thought of the droid getting its feet burned in Star Wars.

I immediately thought of Vader's Interrogation Droid...

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

It wont sell. Women have the market cornered

I invariably disagree with you on, well, everything. But credit where credit's due, that's pretty funny.

 

[classical_hero]

So have we entered the Matrix?

 

[Borachio]

It wont sell. Women have the market cornered

I've never been tortured by a woman.

But I'm willing to give it a go.