UnCivilization 4

[CoffeeShopFrank]

UnCivilization 4 is the latest shame by Sid Meier. For those of you who don't know who Sid Meier is, he's some unheard of game developer who made numerous shames, and all of the shames he made are horrible!

While on a computer gaming website, I found information about some of things that will be in the game. If you guys find anymore info about the latest installment of the UnCivilization series, post it here. Hopefully people will find out why this shame is horrible, and hopefully nobody will ever buy any of Firaxis' shames ever again!

You know what sickens me? There's actually a fansite that's dedicated to Sid Meier's shames! The members of this cult are called the Civfanatics. I'm glad I don't go to that site. Only a weirdo like this loser would go to that site.

Here's what I found so far:
Some of the corporations that will be added to the game:
Monsanto and ADM (you get both corporations at the same time; you pay for both of them!)- You'll need these guys if you want to achieve a Corn Victory. These guys will make all of the HFCS-enriched bread that your people eat. Consumes corn, rice and wheat. -0.75 per resource consumed

QVC- My mom is obsessed with this channel. This company sells a bunch of expensive and lousy junk that your people will buy no matter what. Consumes Gems,
Gold, and Silver. -1 per resource consumed, -4 per resource consumed.

Ethanol subsidies- You're going to pay companies to produce ethanol, and they don't have to improve it to keep getting paid! Consumes corn, rice and sugar, and -2 per resource consumed.



DON'T READ THIS PART:

Spoiler :

I'm just messing around, guys! I don't hate the Civ series, and I'm just making jokes about the Civ games, UnMario-style.

 

[W|M]

UnCivilization 4 is the latest shame by Sid Meier. For those of you who don't know who Sid Meier is, he's some unheard of game developer who made numerous shames, and all of the shames he made are horrible!

BLASPHEMY!

 

[NedimNapoleon]

UnCivilization 4 is the latest shame by Sid Meier.

Heresy

 

[danjuno]

Best. Parody. Ever.

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

If this is the opposite of Civilization IV, the shouldn't this technically be Barbarism IV?

 

[Lord Baal]

If this is the opposite of Civilization IV, the shouldn't this technically be Barbarism IV?

Nope. It should be Australianisation IV.

 

[Civ'ed]

Decadencation IV anyone?

 

[kiwitt]

Best. Parody. Ever.

Have you see this one for Civilization VII

 

[holy king]

where's the humour?

 

[_random_]

A tip for you: Aside from offhand references, keep Civ out of the Coliseum.

 

[moscaverde]

Good tip.

 

[CoffeeShopFrank]

I a recent interview about their latest shame, UnCvilization 4's developers mentioned some of the traits that will be in the game, including the following:

Traits:
Dum-dum- -100% science production
Lazy- -100% production in all cities
Wimpy- All units start out with -10 experience points
Coward- All of your units will automatically run away from all battles
Anarchist- Always in anarchy
Repugnant- -1 happiness per city.
+25% XP needed for unit promotions.
-1 happiness from Monument and Broadcast Tower.
Disorganized- +50% Civic upkeep costs
Unimaginative- -2 culture in all cities

Here's the link to the interview.

 

[W|M]

Hmm, isn't the Repugnant trait a little over-powered?

 

[CoffeeShopFrank]

It's not overpowered; I just forgot to put all of the zeroes. It actually decreases happiness by 10 per city.

 

[Civ'ed]

Gah you rick roll'd us!
Nah, the Repugnant trait is underpowered.

 

[CoffeeShopFrank]

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

Also, they're not going to have barbarians in UnCivilization 4. Instead, they're going to have something similar bu far worse:

Spoiler :

YouTube commenters

 

[Civ'ed]

funny

 

[Mise]

Coward- All of your units will automatically run away from all battles

Love it!

 

[Jouzou]

They leaked a new corporation:

Codemonkeys Inc.
Consumes copper, aluminum, oil. Produces addictive video games. Cities with power lose 2 per resource consumed.

 

[W|M]

No gold or silver? They're very important metals in a computer.