Unofficial Civ IV Expansion Announced:

True. That is not all a terrorist could do but true.
I guess more than that is pushing a little too hard!
But what about for the -oh-great-unofficial-expansion?

 

You win teh Internets award for big-time funny! The boldfaced line is my favorite....

 

America surrendered to a bunch of farmers in Vietnam. Surrender monkeys!

Change the face of the world, that did. And the difference between Bush and Napoleon is the latter did have extraordinary success for a substantial length of time and was widely admired by his adversaries.

Wow, you must be really amazing, then! I certainly want to worship a winner like you!

 

A joke and I fell for it- unbelievable but true, congratulations!
I read it this morning (half asleep but still..) and went to work thinking about the scary idea like "An AI will remember if you backstabbed it at Friendly in a previous game".
I was going to respond but the little voice told me to shut up.
Thank you little voice.

 

A joke? I'm dead serious. We need this mod.

 

"we" the masochists?

 

Also unoriginal, but Bush is a person. French is more than 60 millions frenchmen, + others who identify with the french culture.

 

Well, they were the only ones with enough courage to actually say it out loud and do something about it.

ZZZZZZZZZ! Another WW2 reference how unoriginal!

I remember in the early 1990s Albertans fuming on talk radio because there was French aside English on their cereal boxes. My god!!!!!
Hehehe! I know it's a joke, but look at this:
- Ubisoft Canada. Montreal. Aside from many others. One of the greatest city for developpers...

BTW. A law has just been presented in Qc, soon all games sold in Quebec will need to be available in French.

 

Yeah! Saying Napoleon is a loser is an oversimplification.
It's like saying Julius Caesar is a loser because he was killed...
As if both man never had their share of great victories, conquest and military glories before their fall...

 

The Masochist Empire

Leader: Leopold von Sacher-Masoch.
Unique unit: Flagellant.

 

this thread is teh best joke of the week!

 

That was a pleasant early-afternoon procrastination-at-work-diversion. But it can be mean to use subtlety and sarcasm on a very international board.

But did I mention amusing?

 

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

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You think you guys have it bad? lol theres even more polish jokes!

Oh and i sigged it. See sig.

 

I'l be sure to add Caesar to my list of losers then. You know, if you're thinking about taking a job as Dictator for life, I would advice that you read the fine print first.

 

That is impolite and not funny.

 

You mean like the game proper? If that affects all of Canada, I will hijack a B2 and bomb Quebec. I get all my game imports from Canada ever since Sony shut down Lik-Sang.

 

French jokes just remain funny
It's like jokes about dumb blondes (their IQ matches that of the average frenchman i geuss )

I live in Belgium, Speak Dutch and French and have my French friends, so please don't take this offensively

 

I stand corrected.
Certainly don't want any trouble with a mad masochist beserker.

 

This must be a j/k thread. If the OP is fighting longbows with modern armors, he would obviously move up in difficulty.