Walking on water vs. Parting water

[TheLoneMan]

I'd play Jesus.

 

[Truronian]

Plus, wouldn't parting the water cause mass flooding? I smell several lawsuits.

 

[Evil Tyrant]

Plus, wouldn't parting the water cause mass flooding? I smell several lawsuits.

Just have all the lawyers personally inspect the pathway, and once they are all inside, let the water revert to it's natural position. Problem solved.

 

[Nobody]

walking on water is better, parting it seems all powerfull but walk on it shows more hidden power, anyone who can walk on water could part it if they wanted.

 

[Ramius75]

Parting water, i can collect shellfish.

 

[GenMarshall]

I cannot believe in eather of these said miricals.

 

[Adamb0mb]

How about breathing underwater ala Kevin Costner in Waterworld?

Otherwise I'd take parting water, it would be handy to stir tea:

part the tea, let it fall on itself, part the tea, let it fall on itself.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Can't I just take a boat?

What are you, some kind of normal person?


I'd go for the parting the sea. Think of all the sunken Spanish Galleons!

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Although parting the sea is more impressive, I'd rather walk on broken glass then either of them.

 

[Ansar]

Otherwise I'd take parting water, it would be handy to stir tea:

part the tea, let it fall on itself, part the tea, let it fall on itself.

Sounds more to me like the Bruce Almighty part where he splits the tomato soup into two.

BTW, I would choose walking on water.

 

[Bill3000]

Parting water.

Walking on water can be done by mere insects. Parting water has actual advantages to humankind.

 

[Stylesrj]

Parting water.

Who cares if you can be followed, just part the water behind you, shutting off any pursuers

 

[Bozo Erectus]

If you were walking across the floor of the Atlantic ocean, with walls of water on either side of you that are miles high, youd just better pray that the ocean stays parted until you get to the other side.

 

[Stylesrj]

...and also hope that it collapses on the army of IRS agents and lawyers behind you who want to sue you and take your taxes!

 

[Chandrasekhar]

I must admit, parting the water is pretty stylish. That's what I'd go for.

 

[Perfection]

Turning it into wine!

 

[Junglecutter]

Turning it into wine!

Should have thought of that when I posted this thread!