WarNes: Quick and Easy 1936 Nes

From: Prime Minister Winston Churchill of the United Kingdom
To: General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

I believe it is time we recover from past transgressions caused by this office. The United Kingdom wishes to ask for a status quo peace from the Soviet Union.
 
From: General Secretary of the Communist Party Josef Stalin of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
To: Prime Minister Winston Churchill of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland


We will accept to this status quo peace given proper monetary compensation for the attacks on civilians in Vladivostok. A total of [$2] to compensate for the turmoil brought on by Chamberlain would do nicely.
 
Done and done, but we had to convert to the Soviet Rouble and send it by truck load instead.
 
I'm happy to see that some people have used my post as a stepping stone for other, better posts. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

From: Finland
To: The Smelly Soviet Bear


Well, due to your lack of common sense, you have started a war with Finland that will lead to your eventual downfall. Let it be known, that since you declined our offer, we will no longer speak to you until you either are dead...or you sprout a brain in that empty cavity of a head.

From: Finland
To: The People Oppressed by the Soviet Bear


We feel your strife. We were once oppressed by evil kingdoms and regimes. With that in mind, we vow to liberate you, to free you from the Bear's cave. You will become free once more, not under the Finnish flag, but under your own flags. Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Ukrainian, Belarusian, and Russian flags will fly once more! Join Finland! Join Germany! Fight for your freedom!!!


Oh, when are stats going to be up?
 
From: USSR
To: Finland


I like how you attempt to talk to the people "oppressed" in the USSR but refuse to talk to us. How are your messages ever going to get through? :p
 
To: Ihmiset -lta Suomi (The People of Finland)
From: Pehr Evind Svinhufvud, Esimies -lta Tasavalta -lta Suomi (President of the Republic of Finland)


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Ihmiset -lta Suomi , Erinomainen Neuvostoliittolainen Kannattaa koska alkaa sen valloitus jotta ajaa pois meidän vapaus , jotta enslave objektimuoto , jotta häntäpää objektimuoto. Se has valmis se jotta usea kansa. Jälkisäädös me antaa nyt kuluva raakalainen elukka alhainen ardor meidän koti- ja antaa se hallita meidän? ei Me jälkisäädös kahakoida! Me jälkisäädös hyökkäys Kannattaa rikki , rikki -lta meidän koti-ikävä ja lähettää meidän joutua! Ainoastaan me jälkisäädös ei seis paikalla. Me jälkisäädös hyökkäys hänelle taaksepäin jotta -nsa oma ajaa karille , taaksepäin jotta -nsa luola , ja hävittää hänelle paikalla!!! Jotavastoin me ajaa nyt kuluva , me jälkisäädös vapauttaa Wisant , Nielaista , ja aivan toinen eläimellinen hän has tyyni , ja asento heidät vapauttaa.

Me Finns aari kopea , ankara ihmiset , ja me kaivata jotta harus että elämäntapa. Aivan -lta objektimuoto raivo ajaa meidän eritä. Kö että eritä tokko taisteleva , työskentely , eli apu , ajaa se. Joka Finn on arvokas , korvaamaton koristella jotta käytävä jotta voitto. Joten , jatkaa sinun aatetoveri kreivikunta , ja Hävittää Että Kannattaa!!!

(English Translation)
People of Finland, the Great Soviet Bear as begun its conquest to take away our freedom, to enslave us, to end us. It has done it to many a nation. Will we let this savage beast meander into our home and let it control our lives? No! We will fight! We will push the Bear out, out of our homes and off our land! But we will not stop there. We will push him back to his own grounds, back to his cave, and kill him there!!! While we do this, we will free the Wisant, the Swallow, and all the other animals he has collected, and set them free.

We Finns are a proud, strong people, and we need to stay that way. All of us must do our part. Whether that part is fighting, working, or supporting, do it. Every Finn is a valuable, irreplaceable tool to the path to victory. So, join your fellow countrymen, and Kill That Bear!!!
 
The United Kingdom owes no such explanation (especially when it is so obvious) to the evil construct of Fascism that is the German Empire.
 
German Empire is not aware of our wrongdoings. Please enlighten us.

But we'd say it is obvious that both Facists and Communists share the same charges, yet you allied with the Communists against the Facists. Any reasons there? That doesn't seem so obvious.

And since you British love logic and reasons, how about this: calling us "evil construct" before providing sound reasons. It would be a fallacy called "poisoning the well", your part against us, neh? Then your whole argument is based on single blind, or whatever you might want to call it, to provide self service. You'd have to accuse someone, to get your country back on foot.
 
The time for words is over, the time for battle is now. There will be no further communication between the German Empire and the United Kingdom.
 
To: Reichstag and World, Radio Broadcast
From: Adolf Hitler, Führer und Reichskanzler

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Britain failed to provide justifications for their declaration of war but says, "The time for words is over, the time for battle is now", at German's call for peace and diplomacy. Such hypocritical remarks as they were the prudent ones who liked diplomacy and democracy. So, what now? Are they going to deny their own citizens' civil liberties and rights for representation since it's no longer time for words? Of course not. They are simply out of excuses to provide sound argument against the German Reich. Not only by speech, but, by act, have physically severed communications. What does that show, besides ignorant push for war? What they are doing now is not to correct wrongdoings, if there are any, but to... no one knows what deep seated dark ambition lies in Churchill's heart. If they truly wished to correct any of our faults, they then would listen to reason, or at least still communicate, but no, they want war, they want sacrifice, they want blood to stain somewhere. But if they were to do it on Soviets, it would be less conspicuous, and they have.

Germany's sue for peace does not differ from whence it had been provided to British Parliament under Chamberlain. We were wary of Communist invasion of Europe, and we have only acted in response to theirs. In fact, it was under Britain's bidding did we go to war with USSR in the first place. Is Britain so cruel to forget their old allies and accuse us wrong when we have only done what they asked? Does Britain plan to convert Europe into Communist continent, where people are forced to share their rightful fruits of labor? We, Germany and Finland, are doing our best to keep Europe safe from Red Locusts from the East, and if any country is trying to prevent it, then they are our, and more especially, your, both our, enemy. Could Mr. Churchill himself be... Communist?





To: President of Neutral Networking News; Geneva, Switzerland
From: Adolf Hitler, Führer und Reichskanzler

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Due to security measures, we cannot allow any more Neutral Networking News crews to be near the battlefield. Please understand, this is for the safety of both of us. Not getting high ratings on radio isn't worth dying reporters and leaked military secrets. In any case, Germany has Allgemeine-SS, non-combatant Schutzstaffel, to keep you posted on updates about our glorious war against the Communists. Even, so, of course, the news will be censored to keep out any confidential informations, but will be consisting of simple events. But we will do you the favor of translating it into English.

P.S. If you ignore this warning and continue to send NNN reporters to the battlefield, then Germany must question Swiss neutrality.




To: Nationalist Spain
From: German Reich

We will do what we can to support Nationalists' cause in Spain.
 
From: Finland
To: World


Finland would like to make it clear that she fights Communism, not Democracy. We want no quarrel with the democratic Great Britain, but will fight if provoked.
 
Uhh, I did update stats.

Germany, understood.

Orders due Sunday?
 
no, they were updated
 
Then why is neverwonagame3 still britain? And Germany didnt get any increase in income, even after taking over poland, romania, and investing in economy.
 
the last stat edit was june 8th yet the update was on the 12th
 
fixed hopefully :)
 
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