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Discussion in 'Civ4 - Stories & Tales' started by MaxWar, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    That cow at the end was only building up my suspense!!!! :p BEAT IZZY!!!!!! That feels weird saying, since I'm used to them having only one city :p

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Update! :goodjob:
     
  2. MaxWar

    MaxWar King

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    Are you sure it is the correct orthograph? :p
     
  3. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    It was telling me that it wasn't a word.... Spell check fools!!! :p

    For whatever reason, they think Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is actually the word Imperialistically...
     
  4. thecaesar

    thecaesar Will appear randomly

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    Well both words are pretty awesome...
     
  5. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    :lol: I wonder why you think that.... :p
     
  6. thecaesar

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  7. Tycho

    Tycho AFK Forum Warrior

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    Interesting update MaxWar, eager to see more!
     
  8. MaxWar

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    Episode 13: The fall of the Cow!

    OMG What day is it exactly?

    It's Sunday!
    It'S Christmas!!
    It'S RandomLand update day!!!
    It'S Holiday Update Day!

    Yes this is all true!! Another impossibly captivating RandomLand update for Christmas, as part of today's special program, Holiday update day!! Presented by your hosts : Brandom Herren And MaxWar!

    In this new episode, warfare and rivalry hits an apex of savagery as all nations of RandomLand are engulfed in a merciless contest for conquered lands! But more importantly ... ITS CHRISTMAS!!!

    We closed the last episode with a screeny of our brave conquering army besieging London, the capital of the vicious Victoria! We were not alone however to covet the city, the Devious Isabella was also there, attacking the city from the other side... Are you ready to discover what happened? To learn who finally conquered the city?

    Here's what happened:

    Isabella recklessly suicides her stack on the City of London! Turns out two thirds of her stack were trebuchets so she effectively softened the defense of the city for us!
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    We soften the city some more with our catapults then our brave general, Abdul, leads the charge once again. ThemEnglish also had a great general defending the city but he was no match for the battle hardened Abdul and got trampled under unforgiving Helliphants! Feet.
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    Then it was just a matter of sending some regular troops in the virtually defenseless city of london, easy win, no casualties :D IN YOUR FACE IZZY!
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    Now lets see what's in there... W00T!! The Kashi Vishwanath! + 30 GPT!!!
    Just what we wanted for Christmas!!! And also, Stonehenge!
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    In the meantime, other noteworthy things happened. One of our ocean faring caravel has finally spotted some unknown land!
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    Izzy knows we are mapping the ocean and tries to trick us by trading us a map we already know... Sorry my pretty, you will have to do better than this.
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    Next destination: RottingHam! Or was it spelled like that?
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    CHARGE HELLIPHANTS!!! Another easy win!
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    Victoria is ready to capitulate but then what would we do with our army?? DENIED!!!
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    Then Mansa comes over:
    <Mansa> Its a tragedy!
    <Asoka> What's happening again Mansa?
    <Mansa> Give us your worldmap!!
    <Asoka> No way! But nice try buddy, Bye!
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    AAArgh!! Will they let me finish a wonder already! This one belonged to the Indians!! [pissed]
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    Now all troops to the city of Canterberry!!! The new english capital! One of the last bastions of Victoria! The city is nearly defenseless and contains a zillion free workers its Awesome!!
    ...
    But wait... What!!?? Gilgy is already there!! THE BASTARD!!
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    *Asoka summons Gilgy.*
    <Asoka> Gilgy!! GTFO NOW!! This city belongs to us!
    <Gilgy> I don't think so...
    <Asoka>AAArrrGGHH!!!
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    <Gilgy> Btw , we are also conquering the neutral cities near you territory, guess you wanted them too, no? :lol: Sucker...
    <Asoka> AAArrrGGHH!!!
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    <Asoka> Allright Gilgy, this is not going to be happening often.. Leave Victoria alone, she was ours to begin with... and i shall cover you with riches...
    <Gilgy> Wtf are you talking about?
    <Gilgy> Ohh!!
    <Gilgy> Cha-CHING!!! (^&#8255;^)
    <Asoka> Yeah... enjoy... merry christmas...
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    With that bastard Gilgy out of the way we can finally reap the fruit of our hard work! :mwaha:
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    Wohoo! Victoria is utterly defeated at this point and we inherited +7 Fast workers!!
    HopliteJoe should be real happy as we accomplished both his requests at the same time!!! FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
    But this is providing he is still reading this as he totally stopped commenting on my stories since I accidentally insulted his childhood... :shifty:
    That's right! Im sorry Joe!
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    Then, soon after, our Great general Abdul is utterly destroying the last remnants of the English empire. The city of Newcattle is belonging to us!! Vicky is captured!!! We shall have a big beef roast for Xmas!!!
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    Now we had to make a new bigger Cow! of Death for Victoria because she didn't fit in the old one. But then, it really smelled good when that roast was cooking! It would be quite the feast!
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    Even Mansa came over and pleaded to be allowed at the feast!
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    And so all was Good! Peace was once more ( for a while... ) restored to Randomland as the Vicious Cow!, Victoria was defeated by the glorious Indians and was eaten as Christmas Roast. Everybody was happy! The festivities lasted for the whole night and everyone was well fed, including Mansa! At this point the Indian empire is Bigger, stronger, richer, mightier than ever! What could stop them now?

    Will the war continue again? India has good relation with the remaining guys, and the two remaining guys (not counting Mansa...) are also up there in military strength! So... Whats gonna happen? ....

    You will find out in... TEH NEXT EPISODE!!!

    ...to be continued...

    Ohh, before we close this lets just watch my last interview with Gilgy:

    <Gilgy> Now give us that map...
    <Asoka> Uh ...?
    <Gilgy> I said give us that Map! :trouble:
    <Asoka> Aww, cmon Gilgy... You had you xmas present already, now cya!
    <Gilgy> AAArrrGGHH!!!
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  9. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    This was deliberate wasn't it. :p (RandomLand, BrandomHerren...)
     
  10. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    I like the name :p Unfortunately, I didn't have enough time to do updates today :(
    Oh well, December 26th is now! THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS UPDATE DAY!!!!!

    Great Update :goodjob: That Gilgamesh certainly has an attitude, his face shows that alone :p
     
  11. MoreEpicThanYou

    MoreEpicThanYou The most Epic.

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    I'm also participating in After-Christmas Update Day!

    Also, see if you can guess what my 1,000th Post will be?
     
  12. Lelouch

    Lelouch Co-Epic Emperor

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    Epic wars spam?
     
  13. Tycho

    Tycho AFK Forum Warrior

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    Interesting update MaxWar, keep it up!
     
  14. thecaesar

    thecaesar Will appear randomly

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    PS: Actually, Angkor Wat was Khmer... (Just the history geek in me talking...:D)
     
  15. MaxWar

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    :lol: I guess it was just a bit too close for me to make a difference, but in the absence of the Khmer, i think i should be entitled to it :p

    Im not much of a history buff, not that i don't like history mind you, but im pretty novice compared to some of you guys. That's why i write ******** stuff like RandomLand and Babylonian Idol :lol:

    However I have a 5 hours long DVD documentary about Roman architecture that utterly fascinates me, it was bundled with my boxed copy of Ceasar IV. Im sure you would like it thecaesar ;)
     
  16. Jwitti

    Jwitti Judas Maccabeus

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    I thought that too but agree with MaxWar that, lacking Khmer, India should have it
    EDIT I love to build wonders in their historical cities... SoL in New York, Kremlin in Moscow, Ankor Wat in Ankor Wat
     
  17. MaxWar

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    You must have loved it in the episode before last when i built Forgotten palace in Beijing. In the next episode, ill be building a genuine Indian wonder :D Not in exactly the right city though :(

    Also, lets make a little contest!
    Two cookies for whoever guesses what Asoka will be doing in the next episode.
     
  18. Jwitti

    Jwitti Judas Maccabeus

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    Building the Taj Mahal not in Delhi
     
  19. MaxWar

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    Im not building the Taj Mahal in Delhi, definitely, but thats not what i meant, so you only get 1/4 of a cookie.

    Edit: wait, what am i saying? Im definitely building the Taj Mahal in Dheli! But it should not be there in truth! I take back my quarter cookie!!!

    Hint: The answer to the contest does not involve the building of wonders. Think about the grand scheme of things!
     
  20. thecaesar

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    Getting a Golden Age to build lots of Troops! to go attack Gilgy or Izzy?
     

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