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Hah, as everybody knows they eat Morlocks before they get eaten by them 
What do Moria's dwarves eat?
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They eat Dwarf Bread 
[wiki]Bread is also a significant part of dwarf culture throughout the Disc. Dwarf bread is like hardtack, only more so; its properties are a parody of Middle-earth cram and lembas. It will enable you to survive for days (by making you realise you are surrounded by things that look more edible) and never goes stale, possibly because it was always stale. Its primary use is as a weapon (although it is also used as a kind of currency), and it is made in many different types. These include boomerang biscuits, drop scones and close-combat crumpets. Reportedly the process of "forging" a loaf of dwarf bread includes gravel as part of the recipe, and kitty litter is apparently a preferred seasoning.[/wiki]
[wiki]Bread is also a significant part of dwarf culture throughout the Disc. Dwarf bread is like hardtack, only more so; its properties are a parody of Middle-earth cram and lembas. It will enable you to survive for days (by making you realise you are surrounded by things that look more edible) and never goes stale, possibly because it was always stale. Its primary use is as a weapon (although it is also used as a kind of currency), and it is made in many different types. These include boomerang biscuits, drop scones and close-combat crumpets. Reportedly the process of "forging" a loaf of dwarf bread includes gravel as part of the recipe, and kitty litter is apparently a preferred seasoning.[/wiki]
Jawz II
Oh Dear
*drumroll*
The dwarves eat:
Sorry, I couldn't help myself any longer...
I don't care if it gets me banned, I've been holding it in for 3 days now.
PS. for the record, I asked myself the exact same thing years and years ago when I first heard that story.
No sun = no food.
The dwarves eat:
Spoiler :
Sorry, I couldn't help myself any longer...
I don't care if it gets me banned, I've been holding it in for 3 days now.
PS. for the record, I asked myself the exact same thing years and years ago when I first heard that story.
No sun = no food.
They have growing lights powered by geothermal energy.
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
Serutan
Eatibus Anythingibus
Fish (and seafood in general) =
Poor are the people who have to eat that.
You wouldn't say that if you'd actually bought any. Fish ain't cheap.
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