I'm doing every single person. In alphabetical order. If you have opted in on this thread, or are in the opt-in group, and I missed you, let me know immediately. I don't think this is the case.
Here goes nothing.
Abaddon - Fellow NESer, and also fellow Neptune's Pride player. Likes to bring his girlfriends to CFC. I get along pretty well with him. Saw him naked in Bill's archive. ew
aelf - The name doesn't ring much of a bell, but it does remind me of Aelfborn race in Everquest, which I used to play quite a bit. Such a timewaste that game was.
Ahovking - Not much comes to mind, but a quick forum search shows poor grammar.
aimeeandbeatles - Tom Petty fanatic. Asks a lot of inane questions. Pretty entertaining to watch interactions with other posters.
Ajidica - Likes the Byzantines. As they were kickass, he's cool in my book.
Alassius - Name doesn't ring a bell, but it sounds like A lass with some Roman ending tacked on.
amadeus - fellow fiftychatter! used to go by a different nick, but doesn't like being referred to by it. Nice guy, we get a long quite well! Interesting to talk to, and never becomes douchey.
Arakhor - British guy. Name reminds me of spiders for some reasaon, probably the Arak part.
Ayatollah_So - Your name sounds like an Muslamic terrorist.
Azash - Cool guy. We've had our disagreements, but in the end we are peachy. Always seems to get shafted when we play civ4

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azzaman333 - Apparently he looks like me. Don't remember what he looks like exactly, but there is no way he is as sexy as me, so I will accept him being an inferior version of me. Aussies.
bathsheba666 - Don't really know you, but 666 is a really cool number and 666 is also found in part of my cellphone number, so you're cool in my book.
bigdog5994 - I remember you used to think I was actually in the KKK or a hardcore racist or something. Likes Black people.
Bill3000 - Billiam! Billcox! Billass! Billdo! Etc. Known each other for a long time, long-time fiftychatter. Really cool guy. We used to talk a lot before I left, not so much now. Would like to fix that!
bombshoo - Is an NESer. His NES seems to have died, however.
Boundless - One of the few females on the board. Fellow MP player. Nice girl! Acts very girly. Dyes her hair blonde and has been to Africa!
Brighteye - Doesn't ring a bell, but sounds like the light hits their eyes in a nice way!
Camikaze - One of the new moderators. Haven't had any run-ins yet, seems consistent enough. Needs to learn how to make paragraphs with the enter key, however.
cardgame - Like My Little Pony. I don't get the fascination. I think that it's some type of inner-child syndrome taking over.
carmen510 - NESer, used to be on chat sometimes IIRC. We used to get a long decently well also IIRC.
Catharsis - Comes to fiftychat sometimes, haven't had many discussions. Seems like a smart fellow.
CELTICEMPIRE - Part of Dom and Nicky's whiney brigade. downtown won fellas, Get over it!
Cheetah - I always liked your avatar! Cheetahs are cool!
Cheezy the Wiz - Used to frequent fiftychat when I was much more active. One of the few CFCers I have on my facebook. Cool guy. Funky politics, but you can't judge a person by their politics!
Chukchi Husky - Self-loathing guy, who really doesn't give himself enough credit! I really like your music taste and you have definately showed me many cool songs. You're dog is really nice looking as well! I remember when you first got him.
CivCube - Mental therapist guy. I like your Ask A... thread.
CivGeneral - Used to frequent fiftychat a lot more and have a lot of freakouts. Used to be Bi. Hardcore Roman Catholic. Likes Jap stuff. Don't see him much anymore, know he is looking for a job. Good luck with that!
civplayah - I'm guessing he plays civ, but I don't know where I came up with that.
classical_hero - Posts hot chicks in the Babe thread. Evangelical Christian, I like to gloss over that part as I like you.
Colonel - Used to frequent fiftychat a lot more! We used to talk a lot. Has since become kinda inactive. Has also been permabanned in fiftychat while I was gone, dunno why. It has been lifted though! So comebac some day.
contre - Used to hate me cause he thought I was racist. I think he's pretty funny despite that. Will always be augurey in my eyes.
Cutlass - Comes to fiftychat sometime. Smart guy, really high postcount really fast. Might give Perf a run for his money in that respect some day!
Dachs - Writes really good althists. Extremely tall I have recently found out. Doesn't stick by his NAPs in NESes.
Darth_Caesar - Darth Vader was a Caesar of the Roman Empire I'm pretty sure...
Defiant47 - Being Defiant 47 times means you don't learn from your mistakes!
downtown - Oh downtown.

I really liked your band, Aces High, good drummer, one of the few people I'd have man babies with. President of OT. Long live downtown! Fellow fiftychatter.
Domination3000 - Co-king of the little whiney brigade along with NickyJ. downtown has won, and will always win! downtown for life! ALL HAIL DOWNTOWN. No amount of campaigning will win you the seat. Might as well forefeit the next few years now.
Dreadnought - We seem to disagree more often than not. Fellow NESer, however, and that counts for something.
DroopyTofu - Why would anyone eat Droopy Tofu?

I like my tofu how I like my breasts, firm.
Dumanios - Sounds like a Hispanic corruption of Dominoes or something.
El_Machinae - Cool mod, comes to fiftychat these days! I think that's groovy. I think your ideas on immortality are really cool as well. I think we really could live forever once technology progresses far enough!
electric926 - Don't know you, but I like electricity. Powers my computer and stuffs.
Elrohir - Cool guy, fellow fiftychatter! Get along quite well. Remember him from the old days.
EnglishCrusader - Overzealous at times, and naive, but up and coming fiftychatter. With age, you will mature into a funny bloke, if you play your cards right.
Eran of Arcadia - I remember before you were a mod! Used to come to fiftychat IIRC. Always thought you were a concise poster.
Flying Pig - Pigs can't fly!
flyingchicken - Chickens can though!

Pretty funny, although takes what I say out of context sometimes and gets mad at me for it. We talk on #nes quite a bit as we are both active on it quite a lot these days.
GamezRule - Games do rule! What I've seen from your posts, isn't much. Can't remember them really!
Gary Childress - Doesn't ring a bell, but if you flip your name around its like a child named Gary is getting dressed.
Glassfan - I'm a fan of glass too. Especially when there's cool drugs to snort off of them.
Huayna Capac357 - Don't know him much, but his name reminds me of the Incas! Horrible civ in C3C, probably the best in Civ4 BtS, so quite the turnaround!
Hygro - Comes to #fiftychat pretty often. Lives in Berkeley, I'm so jealous! I would love to live there.
IglooDude - Used to be a mod. Probably doesn't think fondly of me, but I never thought bad of him! Have had a lot of run-ins.
innonimatu - Views seem pretty cool, except he thinks Global Warming is some big liberal hoax, or something. I personally think that those who are denying that human beings are destroying our climate carelessly and rapidly through our disdain of the environment are naive, but to each their own.
Integral - Remember him before I left. Cool guy. Name always reminded me of integers.
Japanrocks12 - I think you used to be a fiftychatter? If memory serves. I kinda like japan, good sushi and cars and video games. I don't really like japophiles though (sides amadeus!)
Jehoshua - Sounds like an over-the-top way to spell Joshua.
Joecoolyo - Joes can be cool yo, but I've also met some douchey joes, yo.
JohnRM - Used to be John HSOG, had to ask who he was cause this new nick just didn't ring a bell! Christian guy, don't remember having many problems with him back in the day, could be wrong...
JollyRoger - Hilarious. That's all that needs to be said.
jtb1127 - Sounds like a random spambot name to me!
Kaiserguard - Kaiser is probably the coolest name for a leader of a country I've come across.
Kan' Sharuminar - We play civ4 pretty often. Really cool guy! If I ever go to Scotland, would like to visit you! Really nice person.

Fiftychatter!
KMRblue1027 - KMR sounds like some sort of radio station. Blue used to be my favorite color before green.
Kraznaya - Really good at starcraft 2. I shoulda built those obs

fellow NESer.
leonel - used to remember you having an avatar with a baseball cap on a person. Don't remember your posts much.
Lone Wolf - Your name reminds of the scene were Alan in The Hangover says he is like his own one man wolfpack.
lopaz - It's like lopez and topaz combined!
lord_joakim - I think I remember you from before I left. Actually, I'm almost sure, just can't quite put my finger on it.
LucyDuke - Luckykins! Queen of fiftychat. We talk about stuffs a lot, and she's really cool! We play civ4 all the time too, only person to have played every single civ4 BtS MP game with me I've played since I've been back. Can tell her stuff I don't tell anyone else cause I know she won't tell!
Mad_Man - Don't be so mad, man!
madviking - NESer as well. Near my age, I think we played a C3C SG or something together? I may be wrong.
MagisterCultuum - The name doesn't ring a bell at all. Cultuum sounds kinda like Cthulu, which is cool.
Mango Elephant - An elephant that had the flesh of a mango would be mighty tasty.
Martacus - Sounds like Spartacus had a baby with a guy named Mark, and now you're here!
mechaerik - Comes to #fiftychat pretty regularly. I wonder if he's really a cyborg
Miles_Teg - Endorsed by downtown means endorsed by me! In #fiftychat I sometimes think your Mise cause Miles looks similar to it haha.
Mise - General Misenhower! Lord Commander and Savior! ALL HAIL MISE! SOON YOU WILL ALL SEE THE LIGHT

. Really cool Indian Brit, we get a long well and he always shows me funny stuff on reddit.
Narz - Used to frequent #fiftychat, has since stopped. Has a kid now and everything! Good luck with that man.
NBAfan - I like some basketball myself, but I would never make it my forum name.
NickyJ - Domination3000's little whiney sidekick. Y'all lost the elections fair and square, and you're really giving the cool Confederate flag a bad name with your little attempted downtown seccesionist movement! The South lost the Civil War, remember that!
NiRv4n4 - Used to really hate this band, have uncovered a sort of new-found liking for it.
nonconformist - Me and noncon get a long well, and joke around a lot. One of the few people I know I would probably never offend, and is really funny. We always show each other funny stuff in #fiftychat. Cool guy.
NYHunter - I don't think there's anywhere to hunt in NYC, unless its like the hunting in
this.
Owen Glyndwr - Fellow NESer and Californian. Agreeable guy.
ParadigmShifter - Seems pretty funny from what I've read. Comes on #fiftychat drunk a lot. I'm about to overtake your line count!
ParkCungHee - Sounds like a Korean name.
Perfection - Perfy! Highest postcount, extreme wittiness, and never dull avatars! Really cool guy, smart as well. #fiftychat elite. Probably the most well-known CFCer in the history of the site, probably even moreso than Thunderfall!
PeteAtoms - Pete, we are all made of atoms, not just you silly.
phoenix_sprite -
PlutonianEmpire - Long-time CFCer with relatively low postcount.
Princeps - I remember you from my old days. Now for what, I do not know.
Quackers - Sounds like Quakers got bought out by some rich character in Donald Duck's family.
RedRalph - Funny one-liners. Lots of typoes. Lots of funnys. Often intoxicated. Witty.
Richard Cribb - How is your cribb, Richard? Is it like the ones on this
show?
rugbyLEAGUEfan - I like rugby myself, haven't seen too many games though. I would like to start following it more cloesly!
Silurian - British dude. Don't know much else.
Skwink - Seems pretty active in forum games. Funny sounding name when you say it outloud.
Smellincoffee - I hate how coffee tastes, but I sure do love smellin it! I remember you from my old days. Lives in the South IIRC, and is pretty nice!
Sonereal - Posts a lot in Imperium Off topic thingies, which I don't know much about. Seems like a ripoff of NESes though.
SouthernKing - Sounds like the antithesis of North King!
SS-18_ICBM - ICBMs were cool units in C3C, making cities utter hell holes!
SuperBeaverInc. - Subi! I remember you used to come to #fiftychat pretty often. Don't see you much anymore though! What the heck man?! Cool dude.
Sveon - Sounds like one of those douchey water bottle companies names.
taillesskangaru - Remember him from back then. Always wondered why you spelt his name that way
Taniciusfox - Never thought bad of him til I learned he's a furry. Thats a no-no.
Thoughtful Thug - Well, if you're gonna be a thug, might as well be a thoughtful one. No one likes a mindless thug!
Traitorfish - TRAITOR!
tycoonist - Your name reminds me of Tycoon, old fiftychatter. Wonder where he went.
uat2d - I resent the implication I am at 2D. I am at 3D, as are most other people. What is your problem!
useless - I could think of posters a lot more useless than yourself! So don't worry bout that. Gay dude.
Valka D'Ur - Used to be a mod, and seemed to infract those she didn't agree with. Isn't now anymore, wonder why...
Verarde - Goes to #fiftychat, we talk semi-often. Seems agreeable enough.
Virote_Considon - Sounds like a groovy name for a star.
VRWCAgent - Really cool guy! We play civ4 pretty often! A great example of a person with very different views than me who I get along with fantastically! Makes living in Missouri sounds awesome. Likes to steal my iron.
warpus - I remembered you being funny. And a Pole. (Not the metal kind)
west india man - WIM is what I see you as. How did you get yourself banned from #fiftychat?
Whiskey_Lord - I like Whiskey! What's your favorite?
Yared - Sounds like someone couldn't get the nick Jared.
Zack - What a plain user name! I know quite a few Zacks in real life.
ZeletDude - I didn't forget you, like everyone else. Where's my cookie, dammit!
Zelig - Mars. Duh. They should really let you switch to that nick. Cool guy, pretty smart. We also play civ4 together a lot, always gets crappy start locations.
Ziggy_Stardust - Reminds me of the cool David Bowie song. Such a classic!
_random_ - Comes to #fiftychat pretty often. Thought he was much older than he was.
And I've also included a blank alphabetical list on the first post. Cheers.
