KillerClowns
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- Oct 6, 2007
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Maybe Macintosh forged their iPhones out of Aifon souls...
Did you just... crack a joke? But, according to my calculations...
*Hurries off to re-calculate AC*
Congratulations to everyone here, BTW. I'll never be able to see iPhones in the same way again... bloody mon-keigh...
*Thinks about it.*
Wait a sec... suddenly it all makes sense... all of it. Area 51 is built around a portal (not unlike the Throne of Hell) to Erebus... so Apple sent a cyborg assassin from the future in order to assassinate Kennedy, in exchange for getting the Aiphon souls they needed from the Illuminati to establish the stable time loop... OF COURSE!