Did you just... crack a joke? But, according to my calculations... *Hurries off to re-calculate AC* Congratulations to everyone here, BTW. I'll never be able to see iPhones in the same way again... bloody mon-keigh... *Thinks about it.* Wait a sec... suddenly it all makes sense... all of it. Area 51 is built around a portal (not unlike the Throne of Hell) to Erebus... so Apple sent a cyborg assassin from the future in order to assassinate Kennedy, in exchange for getting the Aiphon souls they needed from the Illuminati to establish the stable time loop... OF COURSE!