What Happens Next?

[Swedishguy]

However, after an endless cycle of poking Swedishguy put gasoline on Chuck Norris while he reformed - he ain't gonna shrug that off!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

A rock dropped on Sweden.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

The fire goes to his foot and Chuck Norris performs a flaming roundhouse kick on Swedishguy. Chuck Norris is fireproof.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Chuck Norris razes half of Sweden into the ground with a small meteorite.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

propelled by the force of a roundhouse kick.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Then Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick the other half of Sweden until it is no more. Sweden is expired, it is no more, it has gone to meet its maker, has passed away, is pushing up daisies, and has gone into the afterlife. It is an ex-country.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Then Chuck Norris gets thrown into the sun, which goes nova when he collides with it. He gets sucked into the black hole created, never to be mentioned in this thread again.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Finland absorbed the charred remains of what used to be called Sweden, using it as a catchment chamber for heavy metals, fecal matter, radioactive waste, used chemicals, paper waste, and many kinds of rubbish.

 

[ggganz]

Teh world asplodes and evry1 movs 2 Plootoe.
But nobody cares because they don't live on teh world they live on the world, and they don't know what it meas to asplode or who evry1 is or what it is to mov or what there is 2 of or where Plootoe is.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

But Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself out of the black hole.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The IAU, learning that humanity is to live on an ex-planet, activates its gigantic death robots and recalls space probes that are actually lasers and prepares to remove Pluto from the annals of astronomy once and for all!

 

[Swedishguy]

Swedishguy is sad over the descrutcion of his motherland, but as a former Prime Minister he goes to other countries - before long, he is the supreme leader of Nicaragua, UK, France, Poland and Swaziland!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

And for good measure, Master Chief teabags Sweden. I don't know why, but he does.

 

[salty mud]

Swaziland revolts and wants to become part of the Chuck Norris empire, and is succesful.

 

[Angst]

lord_joakim is, on a sidenote, officially elected as Chuck Norris' feet polisher.

 

[Swedishguy]

Swedishguy is enraged that lord_joakim took the position Swedishguy wanted and declared war on the Chuck Norris Empire!!!!

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Swedishguy back in time into lifeless Earth when it first formed.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Swedishguy choked to death on sulfuric acid fumes.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

I nuke Chuck Norris so many times, he gets blown back to the beginning of time. He roundhouse kicks an atom and causes the big bang.

 

[Swedishguy]

...and because Swedishguy had so bad karma, he resurrected as the HitmochanGyarados! He convinietly remembered everything from the past life and he resurrected right after Swedishguy was kill! And, for all it's worth, Chuck Norris can't kill him or damage him.