What Happens Next?

[Stylesrj]

However, to make up for all this, Dubai explodes, in a more spectacular explosion than Venice. The people rejoiced and then...

 

[Daftpanzer]

... abandoned all forms of technology, seeing how it had caused so many problems in the past. Humanity now returned to a hunter-gatherer way of life. Everyone became fit and healthy, and the environment gradually recovered. Things were going well...

 

[lutzj]

until that generation of hippies died and was replaced by sensible people.

 

[Stylesrj]

Who then invested their money into Al Gore, who then made another film which...

 

[lutzj]

converted more hippies, dragging the species into a vicious circle. Chimpanzees came to dominate.

 

[Stylesrj]

But then Lutzj exploded for violating the two-post rule, which Mario used to his advantage...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

To kill Luigi, whom he secretly despised, causing Nintendo fanatics to...

 

[aronnax]

replace Luigi with Barrack Obama. Millions of Mario lovers...

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

became very angry, causing a war vs. Sony fanatics which...

 

[Stylesrj]

then spontaneously combust as soon as Bullet Bill shoots into the scene, with Clinton Kooper by his side...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

and God, so angry at this bickering, flooded the earth once more.

 

[lutzj]

Unfortunately, he hasn't had much practice lately with apocalypses of that scale, flooded the Earth to an extent sufficient to extinguish the Sun, and had to fumble around in the dark to light a new one.

 

[Daftpanzer]

After that, god decided not to interfere anymore. Thousands of years past, but the few survivors on earth gradually rebuilt a harmonious society based on respect and honour, both for themselves and for nature. There was no greed, or violence, or pollution...

 

[Stylesrj]

yet...

(10char)

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

God smote Lutzj!

 

[Stuck in Pi]

and then TEH ALIENZ attacked!

 

[aronnax]

Then realise there was nothing worth attacking and left. But they also left behind...

 

[Terrance888]

A simbol of evil! Teh Alienz left a goat, the people started to

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

worship it, provoking God's wrath.

 

[Stylesrj]

But then He turned Buddhist...