What Happens Next?

[D0NIMATRIX]

Instead of the $65 they would pay normally. This buy drove down Luxembourg's economy, and thus Benin was able to defeat it, creating...

 

[Daftpanzer]

... creating the conditions for Tibet's ultimate rise to power. All men, women and dwarves were united under the enlightened rule of Tibet.

Ikea was sent into another dimension, but the relative effects on space-time caused Chuck Norris to reappear in this world. Chuck Norris was elected supreme spiritual leader of the world.

 

[Stylesrj]

But Chuck Norris didn't know how to furnish his house for Druss' arrival. There was no Ikea. Druss came in and since there was no half-assembled furniture on the floor, he sent Chuck Norris away and usurped his position as leader.

Ikea then returned...

 

[lutzj]

... hurling old fish and overpriced salads using their Ikeannon. (Apple stole the idea and called it an iCannon.)

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

The iCannon blew the Ikeannon out of the water, and as a result, Druss...

 

[Stylesrj]

told Chuck Norris to go deal with it.
Using a simple glare, Ikea won the furniture wars and Apple went back to computers.
Druss was happy again...

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Until a black hole swallowed the galaxy.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Then it had explosive diarrhea and the galaxy came back out in a gooey mess, making Mario...

 

[Stylesrj]

fly into the sun, which happened to have platforms on it. However, he hit the lava and suffered a point of damage, bringing his health to 2 out of 3.
He landed on a platform, when all of a sudden...

 

[starwars22097]

a giant octopus whos a gangster/detective from the 1920's with a funny hat and 1 eyebrow always raised up fell from the sky hurling poo at unsuspecting by-standers

 

[Daftpanzer]

FREIZA attacked the octopus gangster/detective with a mighty energy blast. Goku decided to...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Make money with a lemonade stand so he could buy that sick knife at Big 5 Sporting Goods, but...

 

[Stylesrj]

...Vegeta bought it first for OVER NINE THOUSAAAND dollars, as it was a really good knife! Goku decided to...

 

[Perfection]

eat his own head, however...

 

[Endwar 005]

It grew back. Yet his face looked like it belonged to....

 

[Stylesrj]

Jimmy Carter! Super Saiyan Jimmy Carter then powers up to Super Saiyan Level 3 and attacks Vegeta with his powers!

 

[Daftpanzer]

Super Saiyan Jimmy Carter defeated Vegeta after an epic battle, but was voted out of office in the next US election. The new president Obama made many promises to the people, but in the end could only manage super saiyan level 2. Vegeta was then able to make a comeback. Vegeta defeated Obama in another epic battle, and took over as president of the USA. The first order of president Vegeta was....

 

[Stuck in Pi]

to destroy the USSR by any means necessary.

 

[Stylesrj]

So Goku created a Spirit Bomb, using the American Spirit as fuel. However, this happened to be too big and it destroyed all of Asia and Europe in one big explosion. This explosion turned this current Earth into that one where you have two sides, one twisted and windy and backwards and the other half pristine and calm and advanced.
Oh and Vegeta was impeached for having an affair with Chi-chi and lying about it to Goku, who was a Supreme Court justice...

 

[Endwar 005]

On some other planet that nobody cared about. In other news, teh kittens just invaded the core of the earth, causing....