What Happens Next?

[Daftpanzer]

... and finally began to assemble their great war tower to unite the two worlds under one banner...

 

[Stylesrj]

But no one used the tower. Turns out, Ikea towers used one of those Swedish names and no one really understood what it meant. While everyone was wondering what the name was meant to mean, the tower collapsed due to unstable footing and the whole plywood brushed steel construct fell into the abyss, where a black hole was waiting. Turns out the Earth has a black hole in the middle, and for some reason the planet wasn't sucked into it or anything else.
The tower was sucked in along with Mario who was wandering past. With the loss of the Ikea Tower...

 

[lutzj]

... forcing them to call in Chuck Norris, who roundhouse-kicked the Ikea Tower back to the Earth's surface in perfect condition. (When Chuck Norris orders rubble to reassemble itself, it listens!)

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Mario escaped, however, and came after Chuck Norris with a flamethrower because he didn't rescue him.

 

[Stylesrj]

Chuck Norris was angered by the flamethrower treatment. He uses volcanoes with liquid hot "magma" for his sauna. He roundhouse kicked Mario, who flew into Druss the Legend. Druss was angry and he kicked Chuck Norris' butt to the other side of the ruined planet. The Ikea Tower was in the way though, so it collapsed yet again

 

[Stuck in Pi]

And Chuck Norris disappeared into the 30th dimention, whose only entry and exit point closed instantly.

 

[lutzj]

He then found the place where our 4th dimension intersects with the 30th and is now capable of time travel and teleportation. (Way to go, stuck in Pi)

 

[Stylesrj]

But Druss intercepted him at the 12th dimension and took control of the time travel and teleportation, making Chuck Norris upset. However, Druss had already left him to his fate in the 12th dimension

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Ha! They somehow didn't detect me, so I live!!!

Then, I drank some beer and then went into my Giant Death Robot.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Which was out of fuel. Then Mario came and broke it up into...

 

[Perfection]

...large green crumbs! The large green crumbs were large green and...

 

[Stylesrj]

crumbs! But the robot was somehow still alive, but as an empty husk. GDI, Nod and the Scrin all sent out their engineer units to try and take it over...

 

[Endwar 005]

Which didn't fare well with the monkeys. Enraged by the heresey, they...

 

[Stuck in Pi]

blew up the universe.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Except I got control of the Giant Death Robot and smashed the monkeys to death.

And the others.

 

[Stylesrj]

But the messed up Earth was still there. Ikea Tower was still destroyed, but some crafty Swedes got to work on an Ikea Supercollider, which supercollided and superexploded on them, so they took it back for a wobbly CD rack and some rancid meatballs...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

And traded their cadillac for a microphone (if anybody knows what I'm referring to, you win a virtual cookie), making the microphone dealers extremely...

 

[Daftpanzer]

rich. The sudden accumulation of wealth destabilised the global economy, leading to a military nationalist uprising in Luxembourg. The new Luxembourg army subsequently stormed across the world, conquering all the corrupt and decadent capitalist nations beneath its heel...

 

[Neverwonagame3]

if only thanks to the German Civil War. After having fought a major war and barely survived against two major powers, a dispute over sucession divided them into two factions. This made the powerful Germans so weak that they were easy to conquer. However...

 

[Stylesrj]

...Ikea capitalised on the situation and people bought Ingo for 60 bucks...