What Happens Next?

[lutzj]

Luke Skywalker dropped from the ceiling, where he had been hiding like a ninja, and chopped his head off.
Lutzj then accepted the burden of maintaining Earth's population.

(EconomistBR, It's Demigod, not Semigod)

 

[ggganz]

DanQ again launched a Grammar Nazi attack, this time specifically on EconomistBR, and lutzj joined them. With Pericles, they were UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

...but the decisive battle of Bremen, the DanQ forces had won...

 

[lutzj]

... Yet they had overlooked Luke Skywalker, who again dropped from the ceiling like a ninja and killed all of DanQ's best generals. Percles attacked the Grammar Nazis' left flank as they haplessly screamed "YOU SPELLED PERICLES WRONG! THERE IS NO PUNCTUATION AT THE END OF THIS SENTENCE

 

[EconomistBR]

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[SS-18 ICBM]

Fatty, Obese, Oh-My-God-What-the-****-is-That?, and Seemingly Pregnant.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

...they are all from the family of...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

a man named Zhuge Liang.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

...but was married by two, namely, SS-18 and Lutzj...

 

[EconomistBR]

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[Zhuge_Liang]

..and they became sexy, gorgeous and beautiful. SS-18, Lutzj, EconomistBR and ggganz married my relatives. They we're very happy but an ill news had arrived. In honor of EconomistBR, Lutzj had depleted all of his planet's natural resources and...

 

[lutzj]

Built a new Death Star, which he subsequently offered to EconomistBR in return for his generous use of his semi-omnipotence

 

[EconomistBR]

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[ggganz]

...two-loop Bob.

Spoiler two-loop Bob :

Tech Support: Okay, Bob, I want you to type a B as in Bob.
Bob: B as in Bob?
T: That's right, B as in Bob.
B: B as in Bob?
T: Yes, B as in Bob.
B: ................That's the one with two loops in it, right?
^^True story.

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Moderator Action: Moved to Forum Games, where game-type threads belong.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

And then the fat chicks got even fatter than before
And I said, "We need a low-orbit ion cannon!"

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

...and used the chicks as an ammo for the upcoming battle near planet...

 

[Swedishguy]

EDIT: Extreme crosspost

 

[salty mud]

EDIT: Extreme Crosspost was completly destroyed in the battle, and the survivors were...

 

[D'Artagnan59]

me, your mom, and a giant nuke!